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Ace Ventura: When Nature calls

Ace: Meeting with sinister types much? A not too much, a much too much.

Ace: There's someone on the wing! Some... THING! I'm sorry, were you saying something?

Ace: The urine stain on your pants signifies that you are a single-shake man, far too busy for the follow-up jiggle.

Ace: Friends, rodents, quadrupeds, lend me your rears!

Ace: I'll have you know that I have the reflexes of a cat and the speed of a mongoose. Throw it. I DARE YOU!

Ace: It is the mucus that binds us.

Ace: Your request is not unlike your lower intestine: stinky and loaded with danger.

[spying, sitting in a mechanical rhino]
Ace: Pretty hot in these rhinos...

[Ace is chasing the villain with a monster truck]
Ace: Nobody wants to play with me!

Ace: Guano bowls!! Collect the whole set..

Ace: What did he just say?
Fulton Greenwall: He said that she is not a virgin.
Ace: They can tell that?

Ace: Where iz zhe bat?

Ace: Die you bewinged spawn of Satan!

Fulton Greenwall: Bumbawe Atuna.... Bumbawe Atuna...
Ace: Bumblebee tuna! Bumblebee tuna! Excuse me ... Your balls are showing...
[smiles]
Ace: Bumblebee tuna!

Ace: OK all looks good, you know, you never really know until you check things out yourself.
Fulton Greenwall: Well aren't you going to go investigate?
Ace: ITS DARK IN THERE ...I MIGHT FALL INTO A PRECIPICE!
Ouda: Here you go
[hands him torch]
Ace: [gives look] Spank you, Helpy Helperton....

Ace: Greenwall, hit the lights! The switch on the wall beside you! Go for it!... Flick it, QUICK!
[Greenwall does nothing]
Ace: Okay, shall we go to jail?

Ace: Yes, how selfish of me. Let's do all the things that YOU wanna do.

Ace: Can you feel it, Captain Compost?!

Ace: Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. And you must be the Monopoly guy!
[whispering]
Ace: Thanks for the free parking!

Ace: Isn't this incredible? It's gonna be some kind of a record! Everyone loves a Slinky, you gotta get a Slinky, Slinky, Slinky, go Slinky go!

Ace: If you were me then I'd be you and I'd use your body to get to the top. You can't stop me no matter who you are!




	Home Jokes Film Quotes Boss Alert News Forum Links		Back to - Film Quotes - A Ace Ventura: When Nature calls Ace: Meeting with sinister types much? A not too much, a much too much. Ace: There's someone on the wing! Some... THING! I'm sorry, were you saying something? Ace: The urine stain on your pants signifies that you are a single-shake man, far too busy for the follow-up jiggle. Ace: Friends, rodents, quadrupeds, lend me your rears! Ace: I'll have you know that I have the reflexes of a cat and the speed of a mongoose. Throw it. I DARE YOU! Ace: It is the mucus that binds us. Ace: Your request is not unlike your lower intestine: stinky and loaded with danger. [spying, sitting in a mechanical rhino] Ace: Pretty hot in these rhinos... [Ace is chasing the villain with a monster truck] Ace: Nobody wants to play with me! Ace: Guano bowls!! Collect the whole set.. Ace: What did he just say? Fulton Greenwall: He said that she is not a virgin. Ace: They can tell that? Ace: Where iz zhe bat? Ace: Die you bewinged spawn of Satan! Fulton Greenwall: Bumbawe Atuna.... Bumbawe Atuna... Ace: Bumblebee tuna! Bumblebee tuna! Excuse me ... Your balls are showing... [smiles] Ace: Bumblebee tuna! Ace: OK all looks good, you know, you never really know until you check things out yourself. Fulton Greenwall: Well aren't you going to go investigate? Ace: ITS DARK IN THERE ...I MIGHT FALL INTO A PRECIPICE! Ouda: Here you go [hands him torch] Ace: [gives look] Spank you, Helpy Helperton.... Ace: Greenwall, hit the lights! The switch on the wall beside you! Go for it!... Flick it, QUICK! [Greenwall does nothing] Ace: Okay, shall we go to jail? Ace: Yes, how selfish of me. Let's do all the things that YOU wanna do. Ace: Can you feel it, Captain Compost?! Ace: Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. And you must be the Monopoly guy! [whispering] Ace: Thanks for the free parking! Ace: Isn't this incredible? It's gonna be some kind of a record! Everyone loves a Slinky, you gotta get a Slinky, Slinky, Slinky, go Slinky go! Ace: If you were me then I'd be you and I'd use your body to get to the top. You can't stop me no matter who you are!