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Gomez Addams: We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you.

[Wednesday is hooking up an electric chair.]
Wednesday Addams: Pugsley, sit in the chair.
Pugsley Addams: Why?
Wednesday Addams: Because we're going to play a game.
Pugsley Addams: What game?
Wednesday Addams: [strapping him in] It's called, "Is There a God?"

Pugsley Addams: Are they dead?
Wednesday Addams: Does it matter?

Girl Scout: Is this made from real lemons?
Wednesday Addams: Yes.
Girl Scout: I only like all-natural foods and beverages, organically grown, with no preservatives. Are you sure they're real lemons?
Pugsley Addams: Yes.
Girl Scout: I'll tell you what. I'll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies. Do we have a deal?
Wednesday Addams: Are they made from real Girl Scouts?

Gomez Addams: That's the spirit, Thing! Lend a hand!

[Watching Pugsley sleep]
Morticia Addams: He looks so sweet. Looks just like a little entree.

Morticia Addams: Children, what are you doing?
Wednesday Addams: I'm going to electrocute him.
Morticia Addams: But we're late for the charity auction.
Wednesday Addams: But, Mother...
Morticia Addams: I said no.
Pugsley Addams: Pleeaaaase?
Morticia Addams: Oh, all right.

Morticia Addams: Thing, you're a handful.

Morticia Addams: Don't torture yourself, Gomez. That's my job.

Wednesday Addams: Please pass the salt.
Morticia Addams: And what do we say?
Wednesday Addams: NOW.

Morticia Addams: Wednesday, play with your food!

Gomez Addams: How long has it been since we waltzed?
Morticia Addams: Oh, Gomez... hours.

Gomez Addams: Eyes, fingers, toes: two, ten, eleven.

Gomez Addams: They say that a man who represents himself in court has a fool for a client. And with God as my witness, I am that fool!

Gomez Addams: 2, 10, 11. Eyes, fingers, toes!

Morticia: Gomez, last night -- you were unhinged. You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me. -- Do it again!

Dr. Pinderschloss: The human spirit, it is a very difficult thing to kill.
Grandmama: Even with a chain saw!

Dr. Pinderschloss: Love/hate, hate/love. Like for mama, no?
Gomez Addams: I did not hate my mother. It was an accident!

[As they examine a rare and valueable heirloom Morticia is about to donate to charity]
Grandmama: Let's keep it!
Morticia: Hush, mama! It's for charity! Widows and orphans. We need more of them.

[Looking for something in a closet]
Morticia: Uncle Nick-Nack's winter wardrobe. Uncle Nick-Nack's summer wardrobe. Uncle Nick-Nack.

Morticia: Margaret, about the séance tonight, I wish you'd come. It's Gomez. I'm terribly worried about him. He won't eat, he can't sleep, he keeps coughing up blood.
Margaret: He coughs up blood?
Morticia: Well, not like he used to.

Wednesday: I'm a homicidal maniac, they look just like everyone else.

Margaret: Everyone keeps asking where he got his costume.
Gomez Addams: It is a wonderful hat.

Grandmama: Dinner's gonna be late.
[goes outside]
Grandmama: Here, boy! Here, boy!




	Home Jokes Film Quotes Boss Alert News Forum Links		Back to - Film Quotes - A Addams Family, The Gomez Addams: We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you. [Wednesday is hooking up an electric chair.] Wednesday Addams: Pugsley, sit in the chair. Pugsley Addams: Why? Wednesday Addams: Because we're going to play a game. Pugsley Addams: What game? Wednesday Addams: [strapping him in] It's called, "Is There a God?" Pugsley Addams: Are they dead? Wednesday Addams: Does it matter? Girl Scout: Is this made from real lemons? Wednesday Addams: Yes. Girl Scout: I only like all-natural foods and beverages, organically grown, with no preservatives. Are you sure they're real lemons? Pugsley Addams: Yes. Girl Scout: I'll tell you what. I'll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies. Do we have a deal? Wednesday Addams: Are they made from real Girl Scouts? Gomez Addams: That's the spirit, Thing! Lend a hand! [Watching Pugsley sleep] Morticia Addams: He looks so sweet. Looks just like a little entree. Morticia Addams: Children, what are you doing? Wednesday Addams: I'm going to electrocute him. Morticia Addams: But we're late for the charity auction. Wednesday Addams: But, Mother... Morticia Addams: I said no. Pugsley Addams: Pleeaaaase? Morticia Addams: Oh, all right. Morticia Addams: Thing, you're a handful. Morticia Addams: Don't torture yourself, Gomez. That's my job. Wednesday Addams: Please pass the salt. Morticia Addams: And what do we say? Wednesday Addams: NOW. Morticia Addams: Wednesday, play with your food! Gomez Addams: How long has it been since we waltzed? Morticia Addams: Oh, Gomez... hours. Gomez Addams: Eyes, fingers, toes: two, ten, eleven. Gomez Addams: They say that a man who represents himself in court has a fool for a client. And with God as my witness, I am that fool! Gomez Addams: 2, 10, 11. Eyes, fingers, toes! Morticia: Gomez, last night -- you were unhinged. You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me. -- Do it again! Dr. Pinderschloss: The human spirit, it is a very difficult thing to kill. Grandmama: Even with a chain saw! Dr. Pinderschloss: Love/hate, hate/love. Like for mama, no? Gomez Addams: I did not hate my mother. It was an accident! [As they examine a rare and valueable heirloom Morticia is about to donate to charity] Grandmama: Let's keep it! Morticia: Hush, mama! It's for charity! Widows and orphans. We need more of them. [Looking for something in a closet] Morticia: Uncle Nick-Nack's winter wardrobe. Uncle Nick-Nack's summer wardrobe. Uncle Nick-Nack. Morticia: Margaret, about the séance tonight, I wish you'd come. It's Gomez. I'm terribly worried about him. He won't eat, he can't sleep, he keeps coughing up blood. Margaret: He coughs up blood? Morticia: Well, not like he used to. Wednesday: I'm a homicidal maniac, they look just like everyone else. Margaret: Everyone keeps asking where he got his costume. Gomez Addams: It is a wonderful hat. Grandmama: Dinner's gonna be late. [goes outside] Grandmama: Here, boy! Here, boy!