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Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle, The

Fearless Leader: Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? There is no one else here, so you must be talking to me. And you are lying!

[In the White House]
Cappy Von Trapment: Bullwinkle, allow me to be frank.
Bullwinkle: Okay, Frank. Allow me to be Bullwinkle.
Cappy: [putting out hand] I'm Cappy Von Trapment, FBI.
Bullwinkle: I thought you said your name was Frank.
Cappy: SHUT UP, BULLWINKLE!!
Bullwinkle: Okay, Frank.

Minnie Mogul: I can't sign a contract that will help three ruthless villains take over the world. I just can't.
Fearless Leader, Boris, and Natasha: Why not?
Minnie: My pen's out of ink.

Narrator: And then through the miracle of computer-generated digital technology, Minnie reached into the television set and signed the contract. But when she tried to pull the contract out expensive animated characters were instantly converted into even more expensive motion picture stars.

Fearless Leader: Sometimes, it's not so easy being Fearless Leader.

Fearless Leader: How many times in the past have they stood between me and my dreams of glory? How many times have they foiled my plans with their bungling interference?
Boris: Er...28?

Fearless Leader: There has never been a way to actually destroy a cartoon character until now.
Pottsylvanian scientist: What about that movie Roger Rabbit?
Fearless Leader: Shut up! This is totally different!

Boris: We don't need computer weapon to kill moose and squirrel! We've been trying to kill moose and squirrel for 35 years.
Natasha: And we've never even come close.
Boris: Exactly.

Karen Sympathy: Boris Badenov. I've seen you on TV. You're a crooked, creepy, no-good rotten worm.
Boris: Oh, thank you.
Karen: You're slimy, sneaky, sleazy...
Boris: Please! You'll turn my pretty head.
Karen: You're a sadistic spy and a really bad person
Boris: Stop! You're embarrassing me.

Boris and Natasha: Where is boom?

Rocky: Holy smoke, are you all right?
Bullwinkle: Yes, but I think we're on the wrong show. (looking at Karen) Look how well they drew that girl!

[Bullwinkle is going for a walk in the woods]
Rocky: But Bullwinklere aren't any more woods.
Bullwinkle: You don't have to tell me, I'm the Chairman for the Frostbite Falls Society of Wildlife Conversation.
Rocky: You mean "wildlife conSERVation!"
Bullwinkle: What'd I say?
Rocky: You said "wildlife conVERSation!"
Bullwinkle: Well, somebody's gonna have to start talking about these things.

Rocky: Bullwinkle, you weigh 400 imaginary pounds!
Bullwinkle: Yeah, but it's all moose-le.

[Natasha has posed as Karen to gain an upper hand, and the real Karen is being arrested for impersonating an FBI Agent]
Karen Sympathy: No, you don't understand! I'm the real Karen Sympathy!
Oklahoma Cop: Yeah, and I'm really John Goodman!

Martin: Don't you guys know about faxes?
Lewis: Yeah, don't you know about E-mail?
Bullwinkle J. Moose: Sure. A fax is a little red critter that hunts gesse and chickens. Half of them are males, and the other half are "E-males."

Judge Cameo: The defendants are charged with grand theft auto: 1 count; breaking out of jail: 1 count; impugning the character of a prison guard: 1 count; reckless driving: 4 counts; talking to the audience; five counts; criminally bad punning: 18 counts.
Bullwinkle J. Moose: And three dukes and seven earls! Ha ha ha ha!
Judge Cameo: Make that 19.

Narrator: And so RBTV changed its name from Really Bad Television to Rocky and Bullwinkle Television

Bullwinkle: What's the difference?

Judge Cameo: And you, Mr. District Attorney, I'd like to point something out to you in the penal code: Section C, Paragraph 22: "Celebrities are above the law!" This case is dismissed.




	Home Jokes Film Quotes Boss Alert News Forum Links		Back to - Film Quotes - A Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle, The Fearless Leader: Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? There is no one else here, so you must be talking to me. And you are lying! [In the White House] Cappy Von Trapment: Bullwinkle, allow me to be frank. Bullwinkle: Okay, Frank. Allow me to be Bullwinkle. Cappy: [putting out hand] I'm Cappy Von Trapment, FBI. Bullwinkle: I thought you said your name was Frank. Cappy: SHUT UP, BULLWINKLE!! Bullwinkle: Okay, Frank. Minnie Mogul: I can't sign a contract that will help three ruthless villains take over the world. I just can't. Fearless Leader, Boris, and Natasha: Why not? Minnie: My pen's out of ink. Narrator: And then through the miracle of computer-generated digital technology, Minnie reached into the television set and signed the contract. But when she tried to pull the contract out expensive animated characters were instantly converted into even more expensive motion picture stars. Fearless Leader: Sometimes, it's not so easy being Fearless Leader. Fearless Leader: How many times in the past have they stood between me and my dreams of glory? How many times have they foiled my plans with their bungling interference? Boris: Er...28? Fearless Leader: There has never been a way to actually destroy a cartoon character until now. Pottsylvanian scientist: What about that movie Roger Rabbit? Fearless Leader: Shut up! This is totally different! Boris: We don't need computer weapon to kill moose and squirrel! We've been trying to kill moose and squirrel for 35 years. Natasha: And we've never even come close. Boris: Exactly. Karen Sympathy: Boris Badenov. I've seen you on TV. You're a crooked, creepy, no-good rotten worm. Boris: Oh, thank you. Karen: You're slimy, sneaky, sleazy... Boris: Please! You'll turn my pretty head. Karen: You're a sadistic spy and a really bad person Boris: Stop! You're embarrassing me. Boris and Natasha: Where is boom? Rocky: Holy smoke, are you all right? Bullwinkle: Yes, but I think we're on the wrong show. (looking at Karen) Look how well they drew that girl! [Bullwinkle is going for a walk in the woods] Rocky: But Bullwinklere aren't any more woods. Bullwinkle: You don't have to tell me, I'm the Chairman for the Frostbite Falls Society of Wildlife Conversation. Rocky: You mean "wildlife conSERVation!" Bullwinkle: What'd I say? Rocky: You said "wildlife conVERSation!" Bullwinkle: Well, somebody's gonna have to start talking about these things. Rocky: Bullwinkle, you weigh 400 imaginary pounds! Bullwinkle: Yeah, but it's all moose-le. [Natasha has posed as Karen to gain an upper hand, and the real Karen is being arrested for impersonating an FBI Agent] Karen Sympathy: No, you don't understand! I'm the real Karen Sympathy! Oklahoma Cop: Yeah, and I'm really John Goodman! Martin: Don't you guys know about faxes? Lewis: Yeah, don't you know about E-mail? Bullwinkle J. Moose: Sure. A fax is a little red critter that hunts gesse and chickens. Half of them are males, and the other half are "E-males." Judge Cameo: The defendants are charged with grand theft auto: 1 count; breaking out of jail: 1 count; impugning the character of a prison guard: 1 count; reckless driving: 4 counts; talking to the audience; five counts; criminally bad punning: 18 counts. Bullwinkle J. Moose: And three dukes and seven earls! Ha ha ha ha! Judge Cameo: Make that 19. Narrator: And so RBTV changed its name from Really Bad Television to Rocky and Bullwinkle Television Bullwinkle: What's the difference? Judge Cameo: And you, Mr. District Attorney, I'd like to point something out to you in the penal code: Section C, Paragraph 22: "Celebrities are above the law!" This case is dismissed.