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Austin Powers: Jimi Hendrix deceased, drugs. Janis Joplin deceased, alcohol. Mama Cass deceased, ham sandwich.
Dr. Evil: Do you like your quasi-futuristic clothes Mr. Powers? I designed them myself.

Dr. Evil: Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots?

Austin Powers: Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later? How do you like to do it? Do you like to wash up first? You know, top and tails...whores bath? Personally before I'm on the job, I like to give my undercarriage a bit of a how's your father!

Alotta Fagina: Some sake, Mr. Cunningham?
Austin Powers: Sake it to me baby!

Scott Evil: Well my friend Sweet Jay took me to that video arcade in town, right, and they don't speak English there, so Jay got into a fight and he's all, "Hey quit hasslin' me cuz' I don't speak French" or whatever! And then the guy said something in Paris talk, and I'm like, "Just back off!" And they're all, "Get out!" And we're like, "Make me!" It was cool.

Scott Evil: It's no hassle--
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: But--
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: I'm--
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: All I'm say--
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: There gonna get a--
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: I'm--
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: I'm just--
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: Would--
Dr. Evil: Sh! ...Knock-knock.
Scott Evil: Who's there?
Dr. Evil: Sh!
Scott Evil: But--
Dr. Evil: Let me tell you a little story about a man named Sh! Sh! even before you start. That was a pre-emptive "sh!" Now, I have a whole bag of "sh!" with your name on it.

Austin Powers: I've been frozen for 30 years. I've got to see if my bits and pieces are still working.

Austin Powers: That ain't no woman! It's a man, man!

Vanessa Kensington: Mr. Powers, I would never have sex with you, ever! If you were the last man on earth and I was the last woman on earth, and the future of the human race depended on our having sex, simply for procreation, I still would not have sex with you.
Austin Powers: What's your point, Vanessa?

[Holding his cat, "Mr. Bigglesworth."]
Dr. Evil: That makes me angry, and when Dr. Evil gets angry Mr. bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, people DIE!

Austin: She's the village bicycle! Everybody's had a ride.

Austin Powers: That's Dr. Evil's cat!
Vanessa Kensington: How can you tell?
Austin Powers: I never forget a pussy... cat.

[Returning Austin's personal property after reanimating him.]
Quartermaster Clerk: One Swedish-made penis enlarger.
Austin: [to Vanessa] That's not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk: One credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger signed by Austin Powers.
Austin: I'm telling ya baby that's not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk: One warranty card for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Austin Powers.
Austin: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.
Quartermaster Clerk: One book, "Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby," by Austin Powers.

Vanessa Kensington: Austin, I think I was paranoid about you and Alotta Fagina.
Austin: No, you're right I nailed the bird.
Vanessa Kensington: Did you used protection ?
Austin: Yeah, I had my 9mm with me.
Vanessa Kensington: No, I mean a condom.
Austin: Only sailors wear condoms baby.
Vanessa Kensington: Not in the '90s Austin.
Austin: Well they should, those filthy beggars go from port to port.

Dr. Evil: There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

Dr. Evil: Scott, I want you to meet daddy's nemesis, Austin Powers
Scott Evil: What? Are you feeding him? Why don't you just kill him?
Dr. Evil: I have an even better idea. I'm going to place him in an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death.

[Dr. Evil has left Austin and Vanessa to their doom.]
Scott Evil: Wait, aren't you even going to watch them? They could get away!
Dr. Evil: No, no, no. I'm going to leave them alone and not actually witness them dying. I'm just gonna assume it all went to plan. ...What?

Dr. Evil: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my underground lair. I have gathered here before me the world's deadliest assassins.

Scott Evil: I was thinking I like animals. Maybe I'd be a vet.
Dr. Evil: An evil vet?
Scott Evil: No! Maybe like work in a petting zoo.
Dr. Evil: An evil petting zoo?
Scott Evil: You always do that!

Dr. Evil: The details of my life are quite inconsequential.

Dr. Evil: My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy - the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really.

Scott Evil: I just think, like, he hates me. I really think he wants to kill me.
Therapist: He doesn't really want to kill you. Sometimes we just say that.
Dr. Evil: No actually the boy is quite astute. I really am trying to kill him, but so far unsuccessfully. He's quite wily like his old man.

Paddy O'Brien: They're always after me lucky charms.

[Filling out a form.]
Austin Powers: Name? Austin Danger Powers. Sex? Yes please!

Austin Powers: Allow myself to introduce... myself.

[Entering the Electric Psychedelic Pussycat Swingers' Club]
Austin: This is my happening and it freaks me out!
[c.f. Beyond the Valley of the Dolls (1970)]

Austin Powers: Judo chop!

[Austin and Vanessa see a man decapitated.]
Austin Powers: Not the time to lose one's head.
Vanessa Kensington: No.
Austin Powers: That's not the way to get ahead in life.
Vanessa Kensington: No.
Austin Powers: It's a shame he wasn't more headstrong.
Vanessa Kensington: Hmm.
Austin Powers: He'll never be the head of a major corporation.
Vanessa Kensington: Okay, that'll do.
Austin Powers: Okay.

Vanessa Kensington: That's you in a nutshell.
Austin Powers: No, this is me in a nutshell: "Help! I'm in a nutshell! How did I get into this bloody great big nutshell? What kind of shell has a nut like this?"

U.N. Representative: So, Mr. Evil -
Dr. Evil: It's Dr. Evil, I didn't spend six years in Evil Medical School to be called "mister," thank you very much.

Dr. Evil: You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, what do I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have?
Number two: Sea Bass.
Dr. Evil: Sea bass.
Number two: They're mutated sea bass.
Dr. Evil: Are they ill tempered?
Number two: Absolutely.

Austin Powers: Au contraire baby, you can't resist me.

Austin: That's not your mother, it's a man, baby!

Austin Powers: That really hurt! I'm gonna have a lump there, you idiot! Who throws a shoe? Honestly! You fight like a woman!

Austin: Actually, my name is Austin Powers. Danger is my middle name.

Austin: Does that make you HORNY?

Austin: Do I make you horny? Randy? Do I make you horny, baby, yeah, do I?

Scott Evil: I hate you! I hate you! I wish I was never artificially created in a lab!
Dr. Evil: Scott, that hurts daddy when you say that. Honestly.

Alotta Fagina: In Japan, men come first and women come second.
Austin: Or sometimes not at all.

Dr. Evil: Begin the unnecessarily slow-moving dipping mechanism!

Basil Exposition: Austin, the Cold War is over!
Austin Powers: Finally those capitalist pigs will pay for their crimes, eh? Eh comrades? Eh?
Basil Exposition: Austin... we won.
Austin Powers: Oh, smashing, groovy, yay capitalism!

Dr. Evil: I like to see girls of that... caliber.
[pause]
Dr. Evil: By "caliber," of course, I refer to both the size of their gun barrels and the high quality of their characters... Two meanings... caliber... it's a homonym... Forget it.

Austin Powers: I won't bite... hard.

Austin Powers: Hey! There you are!
Tourist: Hi... do I know you?
Austin Powers: No, but that's where you are! You're there!

[Not meaning to speak this thought out loud:]
Austin Powers: My god, Vanessa's got a fabulous body... I bet she shags like a minx.

Vanessa Kensington: Mr. Powers, my job is to acclimatize you to the nineties. You know, a lot's changed since 1967.
Austin Powers: No doubt, love, but as long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners without protection while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I'll be sound as a pound!

Basil Exposition: What's the other?
Austin Powers: Excuse me?
Basil Exposition: What's the other thing that scares you?
Austin Powers: Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands.

Austin Powers: No, you're right to be suspicious! I shagged her!
Vanessa Kensington: What?
Austin Powers: I shagged her rotten, baby, yeah!

Dr. Evil: Finally, we come to my number two man. His name? Number Two.

Austin Powers: Well, no offense, but if that is a woman it looks like she was beaten with an ugly stick!

Austin Powers: You're switched on! You're smashing! You're shagadelic, baby!

Austin Powers: It's freedom, baby, yeah!

Dr. Evil: There's nothing as pathetic as an aging hipster.

Austin Powers: What exactly do you do, Mr. Number Two?
Number Two: That's my business. Now if you'll excuse, I have to go to the little boys' room.

Austin Powers: Yeah, and I can't believe Liberace was gay. I mean, women loved him! I didn't see that one coming.

Texan: Whoo! That is one crazy get-up, mister... Are you in the show?
Austin Powers: No, actually, I'm English.
Texan: Oh... sorry.

Austin: Come again?
Alotta Fagina: Alotta Fagina
Austin: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm just not getting it, it sounds like you said your name was a lot of um...never mind!

Dr. Evil: Well, don't look at me like I'm friggin' Frankenstein! Come here and give your father a hug.
Scott Evil: Get away from me, you lazy-eyed psycho!
[Dr. Evil runs after him with his arms out]
Dr. Evil: Hug, hug, hug.

Austin: Wait Vanessa, I can explain. You see, I was looking for Dr. Evil when the Fembots came out and smoke started coming out of their jomblies. So I started to work my mojo, to counter their mojo; we got cross-mojulation, and their heads started exploding.

Casino Dealer: 17.
Number Two: Hit me.
Casino Dealer: You have 17, sir.
Number Two: I like to live dangerously.
Casino Dealer: [Hit for four] :21. Very good, sir.
[To Austin]
Casino Dealer: :5.
Austin: I'll stay.
Casino Dealer: I suggest you hit, sir.
Austin: I also like to live dangerously.
Casino Dealer: 20 beat your 5 sir. I'm sorry, sir.
Austin: Well I must admit, cards aren't my bag, baby.

[Austin Powers is drowning a man in the toilet.]
Austin Powers: Who does Number Two work for? Who does Number Two work for?
Guy in Bathroom: Yeah, that's it! You show that turd who's boss.

[Looking at the man that Austin Powers had drowned and left in the toilet]
Guy in Bathroom: Jesus Christ, boy! What did you eat?

Austin Powers: WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Basil Exposition: The shouting is a temporary side-effect of the unfreezing.
Austin Powers: Yes... I'm having difficulty controlling THE VOLUME OF MY VOICE.

Dr. Evil: I demand the sum... OF 1 MILLION DOLLARS.

Dr. Evil: One more peep out of you and you're grounded. Let's begin.

Alotta Fagina: How dare you break wind before me
Austin Powers: I'm sorry I didn't realize it was your turn

Austin: [holding Scott hostage] It seems the tables have turned, Dr. Evil.
Dr. Evil: Not really. Kill the little bastard, see if I care.
Scott Evil: But dad, we just had a breakthrough in group.
Dr. Evil: I had the group LIQUIDATED, you little shit! They were insolent!

Austin: My name is Richie Cunningham, and this is my lovely wife, Oprah.

[Austin tries to resist to Fembots]
Austin Powers: [muttering] Baseball, cold showers, baseball, cold showers.
[One of the fembots stands over him and opens her legs]
Austin Powers: Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day! Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!

[Austin Powers sees a man sitting in the corner of the restroom]
Austin Powers: Excuse me, but you didn't happen to see...
[Austin looks at the man and sees that he is blind]
Austin Powers: ...anything at all.




	Home Jokes Film Quotes Boss Alert News Forum Links		Back to - Film Quotes - A Austin Powers 1: International Man Of Mystery Austin Powers: Jimi Hendrix deceased, drugs. Janis Joplin deceased, alcohol. Mama Cass deceased, ham sandwich. Dr. Evil: Do you like your quasi-futuristic clothes Mr. Powers? I designed them myself. Dr. Evil: Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots? Austin Powers: Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later? How do you like to do it? Do you like to wash up first? You know, top and tails...whores bath? Personally before I'm on the job, I like to give my undercarriage a bit of a how's your father! Alotta Fagina: Some sake, Mr. Cunningham? Austin Powers: Sake it to me baby! Scott Evil: Well my friend Sweet Jay took me to that video arcade in town, right, and they don't speak English there, so Jay got into a fight and he's all, "Hey quit hasslin' me cuz' I don't speak French" or whatever! And then the guy said something in Paris talk, and I'm like, "Just back off!" And they're all, "Get out!" And we're like, "Make me!" It was cool. Scott Evil: It's no hassle-- Dr. Evil: Sh! Scott Evil: But-- Dr. Evil: Sh! Scott Evil: I'm-- Dr. Evil: Sh! Scott Evil: All I'm say-- Dr. Evil: Sh! Scott Evil: There gonna get a-- Dr. Evil: Sh! Scott Evil: I'm-- Dr. Evil: Sh! Scott Evil: I'm just-- Dr. Evil: Sh! Scott Evil: Would-- Dr. Evil: Sh! ...Knock-knock. Scott Evil: Who's there? Dr. Evil: Sh! Scott Evil: But-- Dr. Evil: Let me tell you a little story about a man named Sh! Sh! even before you start. That was a pre-emptive "sh!" Now, I have a whole bag of "sh!" with your name on it. Austin Powers: I've been frozen for 30 years. I've got to see if my bits and pieces are still working. Austin Powers: That ain't no woman! It's a man, man! Vanessa Kensington: Mr. Powers, I would never have sex with you, ever! If you were the last man on earth and I was the last woman on earth, and the future of the human race depended on our having sex, simply for procreation, I still would not have sex with you. Austin Powers: What's your point, Vanessa? [Holding his cat, "Mr. Bigglesworth."] Dr. Evil: That makes me angry, and when Dr. Evil gets angry Mr. bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, people DIE! Austin: She's the village bicycle! Everybody's had a ride. Austin Powers: That's Dr. Evil's cat! Vanessa Kensington: How can you tell? Austin Powers: I never forget a pussy... cat. [Returning Austin's personal property after reanimating him.] Quartermaster Clerk: One Swedish-made penis enlarger. Austin: [to Vanessa] That's not mine. Quartermaster Clerk: One credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger signed by Austin Powers. Austin: I'm telling ya baby that's not mine. Quartermaster Clerk: One warranty card for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Austin Powers. Austin: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby. Quartermaster Clerk: One book, "Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby," by Austin Powers. Vanessa Kensington: Austin, I think I was paranoid about you and Alotta Fagina. Austin: No, you're right I nailed the bird. Vanessa Kensington: Did you used protection ? Austin: Yeah, I had my 9mm with me. Vanessa Kensington: No, I mean a condom. Austin: Only sailors wear condoms baby. Vanessa Kensington: Not in the '90s Austin. Austin: Well they should, those filthy beggars go from port to port. Dr. Evil: There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking, I suggest you try it. Dr. Evil: Scott, I want you to meet daddy's nemesis, Austin Powers Scott Evil: What? Are you feeding him? Why don't you just kill him? Dr. Evil: I have an even better idea. I'm going to place him in an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death. [Dr. Evil has left Austin and Vanessa to their doom.] Scott Evil: Wait, aren't you even going to watch them? They could get away! Dr. Evil: No, no, no. I'm going to leave them alone and not actually witness them dying. I'm just gonna assume it all went to plan. ...What? Dr. Evil: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my underground lair. I have gathered here before me the world's deadliest assassins. Scott Evil: I was thinking I like animals. Maybe I'd be a vet. Dr. Evil: An evil vet? Scott Evil: No! Maybe like work in a petting zoo. Dr. Evil: An evil petting zoo? Scott Evil: You always do that! Dr. Evil: The details of my life are quite inconsequential. Dr. Evil: My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy - the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really. Scott Evil: I just think, like, he hates me. I really think he wants to kill me. Therapist: He doesn't really want to kill you. Sometimes we just say that. Dr. Evil: No actually the boy is quite astute. I really am trying to kill him, but so far unsuccessfully. He's quite wily like his old man. Paddy O'Brien: They're always after me lucky charms. [Filling out a form.] Austin Powers: Name? Austin Danger Powers. Sex? Yes please! Austin Powers: Allow myself to introduce... myself. [Entering the Electric Psychedelic Pussycat Swingers' Club] Austin: This is my happening and it freaks me out! [c.f. Beyond the Valley of the Dolls (1970)] Austin Powers: Judo chop! [Austin and Vanessa see a man decapitated.] Austin Powers: Not the time to lose one's head. Vanessa Kensington: No. Austin Powers: That's not the way to get ahead in life. Vanessa Kensington: No. Austin Powers: It's a shame he wasn't more headstrong. Vanessa Kensington: Hmm. Austin Powers: He'll never be the head of a major corporation. Vanessa Kensington: Okay, that'll do. Austin Powers: Okay. Vanessa Kensington: That's you in a nutshell. Austin Powers: No, this is me in a nutshell: "Help! I'm in a nutshell! How did I get into this bloody great big nutshell? What kind of shell has a nut like this?" U.N. Representative: So, Mr. Evil - Dr. Evil: It's Dr. Evil, I didn't spend six years in Evil Medical School to be called "mister," thank you very much. Dr. Evil: You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, what do I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here! What do we have? Number two: Sea Bass. Dr. Evil: Sea bass. Number two: They're mutated sea bass. Dr. Evil: Are they ill tempered? Number two: Absolutely. Austin Powers: Au contraire baby, you can't resist me. Austin: That's not your mother, it's a man, baby! Austin Powers: That really hurt! I'm gonna have a lump there, you idiot! Who throws a shoe? Honestly! You fight like a woman! Austin: Actually, my name is Austin Powers. Danger is my middle name. Austin: Does that make you HORNY? Austin: Do I make you horny? Randy? Do I make you horny, baby, yeah, do I? Scott Evil: I hate you! I hate you! I wish I was never artificially created in a lab! Dr. Evil: Scott, that hurts daddy when you say that. Honestly. Alotta Fagina: In Japan, men come first and women come second. Austin: Or sometimes not at all. Dr. Evil: Begin the unnecessarily slow-moving dipping mechanism! Basil Exposition: Austin, the Cold War is over! Austin Powers: Finally those capitalist pigs will pay for their crimes, eh? Eh comrades? Eh? Basil Exposition: Austin... we won. Austin Powers: Oh, smashing, groovy, yay capitalism! Dr. Evil: I like to see girls of that... caliber. [pause] Dr. Evil: By "caliber," of course, I refer to both the size of their gun barrels and the high quality of their characters... Two meanings... caliber... it's a homonym... Forget it. Austin Powers: I won't bite... hard. Austin Powers: Hey! There you are! Tourist: Hi... do I know you? Austin Powers: No, but that's where you are! You're there! [Not meaning to speak this thought out loud:] Austin Powers: My god, Vanessa's got a fabulous body... I bet she shags like a minx. Vanessa Kensington: Mr. Powers, my job is to acclimatize you to the nineties. You know, a lot's changed since 1967. Austin Powers: No doubt, love, but as long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners without protection while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I'll be sound as a pound! Basil Exposition: What's the other? Austin Powers: Excuse me? Basil Exposition: What's the other thing that scares you? Austin Powers: Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands. Austin Powers: No, you're right to be suspicious! I shagged her! Vanessa Kensington: What? Austin Powers: I shagged her rotten, baby, yeah! Dr. Evil: Finally, we come to my number two man. His name? Number Two. Austin Powers: Well, no offense, but if that is a woman it looks like she was beaten with an ugly stick! Austin Powers: You're switched on! You're smashing! You're shagadelic, baby! Austin Powers: It's freedom, baby, yeah! Dr. Evil: There's nothing as pathetic as an aging hipster. Austin Powers: What exactly do you do, Mr. Number Two? Number Two: That's my business. Now if you'll excuse, I have to go to the little boys' room. Austin Powers: Yeah, and I can't believe Liberace was gay. I mean, women loved him! I didn't see that one coming. Texan: Whoo! That is one crazy get-up, mister... Are you in the show? Austin Powers: No, actually, I'm English. Texan: Oh... sorry. Austin: Come again? Alotta Fagina: Alotta Fagina Austin: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm just not getting it, it sounds like you said your name was a lot of um...never mind! Dr. Evil: Well, don't look at me like I'm friggin' Frankenstein! Come here and give your father a hug. Scott Evil: Get away from me, you lazy-eyed psycho! [Dr. Evil runs after him with his arms out] Dr. Evil: Hug, hug, hug. Austin: Wait Vanessa, I can explain. You see, I was looking for Dr. Evil when the Fembots came out and smoke started coming out of their jomblies. So I started to work my mojo, to counter their mojo; we got cross-mojulation, and their heads started exploding. Casino Dealer: 17. Number Two: Hit me. Casino Dealer: You have 17, sir. Number Two: I like to live dangerously. Casino Dealer: [Hit for four] :21. Very good, sir. [To Austin] Casino Dealer: :5. Austin: I'll stay. Casino Dealer: I suggest you hit, sir. Austin: I also like to live dangerously. Casino Dealer: 20 beat your 5 sir. I'm sorry, sir. Austin: Well I must admit, cards aren't my bag, baby. [Austin Powers is drowning a man in the toilet.] Austin Powers: Who does Number Two work for? Who does Number Two work for? Guy in Bathroom: Yeah, that's it! You show that turd who's boss. [Looking at the man that Austin Powers had drowned and left in the toilet] Guy in Bathroom: Jesus Christ, boy! What did you eat? Austin Powers: WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE? Basil Exposition: The shouting is a temporary side-effect of the unfreezing. Austin Powers: Yes... I'm having difficulty controlling THE VOLUME OF MY VOICE. Dr. Evil: I demand the sum... OF 1 MILLION DOLLARS. Dr. Evil: One more peep out of you and you're grounded. Let's begin. Alotta Fagina: How dare you break wind before me Austin Powers: I'm sorry I didn't realize it was your turn Austin: [holding Scott hostage] It seems the tables have turned, Dr. Evil. Dr. Evil: Not really. Kill the little bastard, see if I care. Scott Evil: But dad, we just had a breakthrough in group. Dr. Evil: I had the group LIQUIDATED, you little shit! They were insolent! Austin: My name is Richie Cunningham, and this is my lovely wife, Oprah. [Austin tries to resist to Fembots] Austin Powers: [muttering] Baseball, cold showers, baseball, cold showers. [One of the fembots stands over him and opens her legs] Austin Powers: Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day! Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day! [Austin Powers sees a man sitting in the corner of the restroom] Austin Powers: Excuse me, but you didn't happen to see... [Austin looks at the man and sees that he is blind] Austin Powers: ...anything at all.