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Austin Powers 3: Goldmember

Austin Powers: Oops! I did it again, baby!
Goldmember: I'm from Holland! Isn't that vierd?

Dr. Evil: I'm Dougie, I'm Dougie!

Goldmember: Oh, that's a keeper!

Goldmember: I like gooooooold!

Dr. Evil: Are those fricken' sharks with fricken' laser beams attached to their fricken' heads?

Mini-Me: [writes] Are you a clone of an angel?
Foxxy Cleopatra: Ohhh how sweet, but no I'm not.
Mini-Me: [writes] Are you sure you don't have a little clone in you?
Foxxy Cleopatra: Yes I'm sure.
Mini-Me: [writes] Would you like to?

Fat Bastard: My neck looks like a vagina.

Britney Spears: Is it true what they say about you?
[Mini-me whispers in her ear]
Britney Spears: Kickstand? Can I give you my cell phone number? Please?

Dr. Evil: Welcome to my submarine lair! It's long, hard and full of seamen.

Goldmember: Can I paint his yoo-hoo gold? It's kind of my thing...
Dr. Evil: How about no, you crazy Dutch bastard!

Foxxy Cleopatra: I'm Foxxy Cleopatra, and I'm a WHOLE LOTTA WOMAN!

Fat Bastard: [looking at the toilet] I don't remember eating any corn!

Nigel Powers: I took a Viagra and it got stuck in my throat and I've had a stiff neck ever since.

Scott Evil: No, I totally agree with you. Preparation H does feel good on the hole.

Austin Powers: [to a Japanese industrialist named Mr. Roboto] Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto!

Foxxy Cleopatra: Sha-zam!

[After being struck in the groin by a meteor prop]
Dr. Evil: All right, let me find my balls for God's sakes! 1, 2... and 3, okay; I'm ok.

[Dr. Evil comments on Goldmembers accent]
Dr. Evil: Sorry, I don't speak Freaky Deaky dutch...

Goldmember: Dr. Evil, we still have the ultimate insurance policy. May I present to you, the very sexual, the very toite, Autin Power's fassia.

Dr. Evil: His what?
Number 2: His fassia Dr. Evil.
Dr. Evil: His ferder?
Goldmember: His fassia! You know, the fassia
Dr. Evil: You know Goldmember, I dont speak freaky-deaky dutch. Okay perv boy?
Goldmember: Fassia, his dad, dad is fassia
Dr. Evil: Oh his dad, oh his FATHER.

Nigel Powers: So, er, little fella, is everything in the right proportions...down there?
[Mini-Me Nods unsure]
Nigel Powers: Come on, don't be shy mate, let's have a look.
[Mini-Me unzips his pants]
Nigel Powers: Bloody Hell, you're a tripod mate! I bet you could lean on that?
[Mini-Me nods]

Goldmember: Right in the kanickies!!!

Austin Powers: [to Foxy Cleopatra] You are a cunning linguist, but I am a master debator.

Foxxy Cleopatra: You have the right to remain sexy.
Austin Powers: I hope there's a search involved.

[After getting hung up on cables]
Fat Bastard: Oh, isn't this magical.

[After meeting The Mole, who has a huge mole on his face]
Austin Powers: Don't say mole.

Austin Powers: Moley, moley, moley, moley, moley!

Nigel Powers: Do you know how many anonymous henchmen I've killed over the years? I mean, look at you. You don't even have a name tag. You don't stand a chance. Just lie down on the floor.

Austin Powers: Dr. Evil, do you remember when I said you were crazy ?
Dr. Evil: Yes
Austin Powers: Well now I can see your nuts.... Applause

Japanese Man 1: RUN!!!!! ITS GODZILLA!
Japanese Man 2: It Looks like Godzilla But due to International Copyright Laws.....Its not.
Japanese Man 1: STILL WE SHOULD RUN LIKE IT IS GODZILLA!
Japanese Man 2: Although it's not
[Japanese Man 2 Winks at Camera]

Austin Powers: Your car's a mini.
Nigel Powers: It's not the size mate, it's how you use it.

Austin Powers: I am a sexy beast!

Dr. Evil: I haven't laughed that hard since I was a little girl.

Austin Powers: Fook Mi! That was quick!

[Telling Frau Farbissina, Number 2 and Scott about his new plan to take over the world]
Dr. Evil: I'm going to call it "Preparation H!"
Scott Evil: Ha.
Dr. Evil: What's so funny?
Scott Evil: Why don't you just call it "Operation Ass-cream?"
Dr. Evil: Ice cream? Would you like some ice cream?
Scott Evil: Yeah, I'd just love some chocolate ass-cream.

Dr. Evil: [while making jokes on his submarine and not getting any laughs] Nothing? Tough sub...

Nigel Powers: There are only two things I hate; those who are intolerant of other people's cultures........and the Dutch.

Austin Powers: They're getting away!
Foxxy Cleopatra: Tell me something I don't know.
Austin Powers: I open-mouth kissed a horse once.
Foxxy Cleopatra: Say what?!
Austin Powers: That's something you don't know.

Austin Powers: What do you know about my father's where...about...s?

Danny DeVito: [as Mini-Me in movie-within-a-movie] Hey you assholes! I'm Mini-Me!

Dr. Evil: Stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

Austin Powers: Mole! Bloody mole! We aren't supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there's a bloody mole winking me in the face! I want to c-u-u-t it off, ch-o-o-p it off, and make guacamole!

Goldmember: Dr. Evil, You look very toit! Yesh, toit like a toiger! Yesh Yesh Yesh!
Dr. Evil: You know, Goldmember? I don't think that's something one dude should say to another dude! Yeah! A little creepy! Mmhmm!

Goldmember: [picking skin off his back] Ooh yesh! Yesh yesh yesh yesh! This is a keeper!
Dr. Evil: Aaaalright... you're not going to put that skin in your mouth, are you?
Goldmember: [eats piece of skin]
Dr. Evil: You did... ok... that's just gross!
[Mini me cringes and shakes head]
Goldmember: Yesh, salty! Yesh that was good!

Dr. Evil: Well, congratulations numb nuts.... you've succeeded in turning me into a frickin' Jack in the box!

Nigel Powers: Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy!

Steven Spielberg: So, Austin, what did you think of the opening credits?
Austin Powers: Well, I can't believe Sir Steven Spielberg, the grooviest film maker in the history of cinema is making a movie about my life. Very Shagadelic baby, yeh!
[Laughs]
Austin Powers: Having said that, I do have some thoughts.
Steven Spielberg: [Holding an Oscar] Really? Ah, my friend here thinks its fine the way it is.
Austin Powers: Well no offense Sir Stevie, but you gatta have mojo babe, yeh! Hit it!

Famous Goldmember: [as Goldmember in the film within a film, after being caught] Hey assholes! So do I have time for a last smoke and a pancake or what?

Dr. Evil: I'm Ducky, I'm Ducky!

Dixie Normous: Hi, I'm Dixie. Dixie Normous.

Austin Powers: Like I'd ever let Goldmember get away!
Foxxy Cleopatra: [entering shot] Austin? Goldmember's getting away.

Fat Bastard: Guess what my favorite Helen Hunt movie is?
[twists his opponent's testicles]
Fat Bastard: TWISTER!

Austin Powers: Nice to mole you...meet you! Nice to meet you, Mole!

Goldmember: Shmoke and a pancake? Waffle and a shigar? Crepe and a pipe? Bong and a blintz? No? Ok.

Goldmember: Look! My vinky was a key!
Nigel Powers: Only a bloody dutchman...

Dr. Evil: Careful Mr. Powers, 'cause this is one doctor that does make house calls.

Number 2: While you were gone, I devised a way to make millions in legitimate revenue whilst still maintaining the ethos of an evil corporation. We have become a Hollywood talent agency.




	Home Jokes Film Quotes Boss Alert News Forum Links		Back to - Film Quotes - A Austin Powers 3: Goldmember Austin Powers: Oops! I did it again, baby! Goldmember: I'm from Holland! Isn't that vierd? Dr. Evil: I'm Dougie, I'm Dougie! Goldmember: Oh, that's a keeper! Goldmember: I like gooooooold! Dr. Evil: Are those fricken' sharks with fricken' laser beams attached to their fricken' heads? Mini-Me: [writes] Are you a clone of an angel? Foxxy Cleopatra: Ohhh how sweet, but no I'm not. Mini-Me: [writes] Are you sure you don't have a little clone in you? Foxxy Cleopatra: Yes I'm sure. Mini-Me: [writes] Would you like to? Fat Bastard: My neck looks like a vagina. Britney Spears: Is it true what they say about you? [Mini-me whispers in her ear] Britney Spears: Kickstand? Can I give you my cell phone number? Please? Dr. Evil: Welcome to my submarine lair! It's long, hard and full of seamen. Goldmember: Can I paint his yoo-hoo gold? It's kind of my thing... Dr. Evil: How about no, you crazy Dutch bastard! Foxxy Cleopatra: I'm Foxxy Cleopatra, and I'm a WHOLE LOTTA WOMAN! Fat Bastard: [looking at the toilet] I don't remember eating any corn! Nigel Powers: I took a Viagra and it got stuck in my throat and I've had a stiff neck ever since. Scott Evil: No, I totally agree with you. Preparation H does feel good on the hole. Austin Powers: [to a Japanese industrialist named Mr. Roboto] Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto! Foxxy Cleopatra: Sha-zam! [After being struck in the groin by a meteor prop] Dr. Evil: All right, let me find my balls for God's sakes! 1, 2... and 3, okay; I'm ok. [Dr. Evil comments on Goldmembers accent] Dr. Evil: Sorry, I don't speak Freaky Deaky dutch... Goldmember: Dr. Evil, we still have the ultimate insurance policy. May I present to you, the very sexual, the very toite, Autin Power's fassia. Dr. Evil: His what? Number 2: His fassia Dr. Evil. Dr. Evil: His ferder? Goldmember: His fassia! You know, the fassia Dr. Evil: You know Goldmember, I dont speak freaky-deaky dutch. Okay perv boy? Goldmember: Fassia, his dad, dad is fassia Dr. Evil: Oh his dad, oh his FATHER. Nigel Powers: So, er, little fella, is everything in the right proportions...down there? [Mini-Me Nods unsure] Nigel Powers: Come on, don't be shy mate, let's have a look. [Mini-Me unzips his pants] Nigel Powers: Bloody Hell, you're a tripod mate! I bet you could lean on that? [Mini-Me nods] Goldmember: Right in the kanickies!!! Austin Powers: [to Foxy Cleopatra] You are a cunning linguist, but I am a master debator. Foxxy Cleopatra: You have the right to remain sexy. Austin Powers: I hope there's a search involved. [After getting hung up on cables] Fat Bastard: Oh, isn't this magical. [After meeting The Mole, who has a huge mole on his face] Austin Powers: Don't say mole. Austin Powers: Moley, moley, moley, moley, moley! Nigel Powers: Do you know how many anonymous henchmen I've killed over the years? I mean, look at you. You don't even have a name tag. You don't stand a chance. Just lie down on the floor. Austin Powers: Dr. Evil, do you remember when I said you were crazy ? Dr. Evil: Yes Austin Powers: Well now I can see your nuts.... Applause Japanese Man 1: RUN!!!!! ITS GODZILLA! Japanese Man 2: It Looks like Godzilla But due to International Copyright Laws.....Its not. Japanese Man 1: STILL WE SHOULD RUN LIKE IT IS GODZILLA! Japanese Man 2: Although it's not [Japanese Man 2 Winks at Camera] Austin Powers: Your car's a mini. Nigel Powers: It's not the size mate, it's how you use it. Austin Powers: I am a sexy beast! Dr. Evil: I haven't laughed that hard since I was a little girl. Austin Powers: Fook Mi! That was quick! [Telling Frau Farbissina, Number 2 and Scott about his new plan to take over the world] Dr. Evil: I'm going to call it "Preparation H!" Scott Evil: Ha. Dr. Evil: What's so funny? Scott Evil: Why don't you just call it "Operation Ass-cream?" Dr. Evil: Ice cream? Would you like some ice cream? Scott Evil: Yeah, I'd just love some chocolate ass-cream. Dr. Evil: [while making jokes on his submarine and not getting any laughs] Nothing? Tough sub... Nigel Powers: There are only two things I hate; those who are intolerant of other people's cultures........and the Dutch. Austin Powers: They're getting away! Foxxy Cleopatra: Tell me something I don't know. Austin Powers: I open-mouth kissed a horse once. Foxxy Cleopatra: Say what?! Austin Powers: That's something you don't know. Austin Powers: What do you know about my father's where...about...s? Danny DeVito: [as Mini-Me in movie-within-a-movie] Hey you assholes! I'm Mini-Me! Dr. Evil: Stick that in your pipe and smoke it! Austin Powers: Mole! Bloody mole! We aren't supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there's a bloody mole winking me in the face! I want to c-u-u-t it off, ch-o-o-p it off, and make guacamole! Goldmember: Dr. Evil, You look very toit! Yesh, toit like a toiger! Yesh Yesh Yesh! Dr. Evil: You know, Goldmember? I don't think that's something one dude should say to another dude! Yeah! A little creepy! Mmhmm! Goldmember: [picking skin off his back] Ooh yesh! Yesh yesh yesh yesh! This is a keeper! Dr. Evil: Aaaalright... you're not going to put that skin in your mouth, are you? Goldmember: [eats piece of skin] Dr. Evil: You did... ok... that's just gross! [Mini me cringes and shakes head] Goldmember: Yesh, salty! Yesh that was good! Dr. Evil: Well, congratulations numb nuts.... you've succeeded in turning me into a frickin' Jack in the box! Nigel Powers: Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy! Steven Spielberg: So, Austin, what did you think of the opening credits? Austin Powers: Well, I can't believe Sir Steven Spielberg, the grooviest film maker in the history of cinema is making a movie about my life. Very Shagadelic baby, yeh! [Laughs] Austin Powers: Having said that, I do have some thoughts. Steven Spielberg: [Holding an Oscar] Really? Ah, my friend here thinks its fine the way it is. Austin Powers: Well no offense Sir Stevie, but you gatta have mojo babe, yeh! Hit it! Famous Goldmember: [as Goldmember in the film within a film, after being caught] Hey assholes! So do I have time for a last smoke and a pancake or what? Dr. Evil: I'm Ducky, I'm Ducky! Dixie Normous: Hi, I'm Dixie. Dixie Normous. Austin Powers: Like I'd ever let Goldmember get away! Foxxy Cleopatra: [entering shot] Austin? Goldmember's getting away. Fat Bastard: Guess what my favorite Helen Hunt movie is? [twists his opponent's testicles] Fat Bastard: TWISTER! Austin Powers: Nice to mole you...meet you! Nice to meet you, Mole! Goldmember: Shmoke and a pancake? Waffle and a shigar? Crepe and a pipe? Bong and a blintz? No? Ok. Goldmember: Look! My vinky was a key! Nigel Powers: Only a bloody dutchman... Dr. Evil: Careful Mr. Powers, 'cause this is one doctor that does make house calls. Number 2: While you were gone, I devised a way to make millions in legitimate revenue whilst still maintaining the ethos of an evil corporation. We have become a Hollywood talent agency.