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Terry: Do you smell burning feathers?

Joe: Paradise. Martinis and Tuxedos.

[dreaming]
Terry: Beavers and Ducks!

Terry: Love is a wish you hide in your heart that no one else knows.

Terry: You know the problem with being smart? You know everything in advance, there's no suspense in life.

Terry: You're gonna rob the bank with a Magic Marker? What are you gonna do, draw on 'em?

Terry: You know the hardest thing about being smart?
Joe: No.
Terry: I always pretty much know what's gonna happen next. There's no suspense.

Terry: Kate, there are guys who leave, and there are guys who get left. I don't think it's any mystery as to which category I fall into.
Kate: Terry, I'm not leavin' you.
Terry: You're staying?
Kate: Yeah.
[Kate gives terry a kiss.]
Kate: Good night.

[Speaking to Kate after she refuses to get out of the car]
Terry: You're insane!
Kate: I'm unhappy! It's not the same thing.

[After having been shot at and chased by police]
Terry: May I please go back to prison?

Harvey: I don't know. Kate's a special lady.
Terry: Kate is an ice burg waiting for the Titanic.

Bank teller: Is this a joke?
Joe: No ma'am, this is a bank robbery.

[Kate starts reciting the lines to "Total Eclipse of the Heart". Joe joins in]
Kate: Oh my god! I can't believe you KNOW that song!

Joe: Got the gun?
[The back window of the car they are driving gets shot out]
Terry: No.

Terry: I noticed you got a gold watch.
Joe: It's an 18 carrot gold watch.
Terry: I don't give a shit how many carrots it is.
Joe: 36 grand. It's no big deal.
Terry: Did you ever think about asking someone for the time? It's a lot cheaper.

Terry: You know the problem with being smart? You always know what will happen next. It ruins the suspense.

Harvey: What about the mini-van?
Terry: You leave it here.
Harvey: But I like the mini-van!
Terry: I appreciate that. But as it's a stolen mini-van it's probably best that you leave it here.

Flamingo Desk Clerk: I've never seen so much pink in my goddamn life! It's a hell of a thing to do to an automobile.

Joe: What'd you bring her here for?
Terry: 1) I had no choice. 2) I may have suffered a slight concussion.

Joe: Terry! That's Kate, right there, take her!

Terry: I'm gonna flee from the scene of the crime in the nick of time.

Terry: Harvey?
Harvey: Yeah?
Terry: Do you remember what I said about conspicuous behavior?
Harvey: Keep it low profile.
Terry: Are you achieving it do you think?

Terry: I don't want to rob banks for the rest of my life! The stress level is just too damn high.

Joe: Put that gun down.
Terry: Make me!
Joe: Make me? What the hell is this, the third grade?

Terry: Kate, you should choose. What's it gonna be? Mr. Action Figure Hero Guy? Or brains, and sensitivity, and a lot of other things I could name. So in other words: me or THAT guy?

Terry: I am a fugitive!
Kate: Oh well that explains the hijacking!

Harvey: What do you think of my boots?
Terry: Very lifelike.




	Home Jokes Film Quotes Boss Alert News Forum Links		Back to - Film Quotes - B Bandits Terry: Do you smell burning feathers? Joe: Paradise. Martinis and Tuxedos. [dreaming] Terry: Beavers and Ducks! Terry: Love is a wish you hide in your heart that no one else knows. Terry: You know the problem with being smart? You know everything in advance, there's no suspense in life. Terry: You're gonna rob the bank with a Magic Marker? What are you gonna do, draw on 'em? Terry: You know the hardest thing about being smart? Joe: No. Terry: I always pretty much know what's gonna happen next. There's no suspense. Terry: Kate, there are guys who leave, and there are guys who get left. I don't think it's any mystery as to which category I fall into. Kate: Terry, I'm not leavin' you. Terry: You're staying? Kate: Yeah. [Kate gives terry a kiss.] Kate: Good night. [Speaking to Kate after she refuses to get out of the car] Terry: You're insane! Kate: I'm unhappy! It's not the same thing. [After having been shot at and chased by police] Terry: May I please go back to prison? Harvey: I don't know. Kate's a special lady. Terry: Kate is an ice burg waiting for the Titanic. Bank teller: Is this a joke? Joe: No ma'am, this is a bank robbery. [Kate starts reciting the lines to "Total Eclipse of the Heart". Joe joins in] Kate: Oh my god! I can't believe you KNOW that song! Joe: Got the gun? [The back window of the car they are driving gets shot out] Terry: No. Terry: I noticed you got a gold watch. Joe: It's an 18 carrot gold watch. Terry: I don't give a shit how many carrots it is. Joe: 36 grand. It's no big deal. Terry: Did you ever think about asking someone for the time? It's a lot cheaper. Terry: You know the problem with being smart? You always know what will happen next. It ruins the suspense. Harvey: What about the mini-van? Terry: You leave it here. Harvey: But I like the mini-van! Terry: I appreciate that. But as it's a stolen mini-van it's probably best that you leave it here. Flamingo Desk Clerk: I've never seen so much pink in my goddamn life! It's a hell of a thing to do to an automobile. Joe: What'd you bring her here for? Terry: 1) I had no choice. 2) I may have suffered a slight concussion. Joe: Terry! That's Kate, right there, take her! Terry: I'm gonna flee from the scene of the crime in the nick of time. Terry: Harvey? Harvey: Yeah? Terry: Do you remember what I said about conspicuous behavior? Harvey: Keep it low profile. Terry: Are you achieving it do you think? Terry: I don't want to rob banks for the rest of my life! The stress level is just too damn high. Joe: Put that gun down. Terry: Make me! Joe: Make me? What the hell is this, the third grade? Terry: Kate, you should choose. What's it gonna be? Mr. Action Figure Hero Guy? Or brains, and sensitivity, and a lot of other things I could name. So in other words: me or THAT guy? Terry: I am a fugitive! Kate: Oh well that explains the hijacking! Harvey: What do you think of my boots? Terry: Very lifelike.