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Charlie's Angels

Charlie: Good morning, angels.
Dylan, Natalie, Alex: Good morning, Charlie!

[one of Alex's muffins is embedded in the door]
Bosley: What's this?
Dylan: Chinese fighting muffin.
Bosley: That's not funny. A friend of mine once took a Chinese fighting muffin in the chest; they sent him home in four Ziploc bags.

Chad: Starfish, i would just like to say that i'm honored to be your skipper and I think your very pretty and...(sees girls getting scuba gear on) Starfish? Where are you going? Starfish are you going swimming? Where are you going? Where are you going again Starfish? Was it the Chad?
Dylan: No the Chad was great.
Chad: The Chad was great.

Chad: Was it the eggs?
Dylan: No, it wasn't the eggs.
Chad: Was it the boat?
Dylan: No, it wasn't the boat.
Chad: Was it the Chad?
Dylan: It might have been the Chad.
Chad: It was the Chad... The Chad!
[Chad falls into the water]

Eric Knox: So where we going, House of Pancakes or The Sizzler?
Vivian Wood: What are you, the cheapest man on the planet?

Chad: The Chad... is stuck.

Roger Corwin: You have great hands. I could use someone like you on my staff.
Alex: My hands aren't going anywhere near your staff.

Vivian Wood: Never send a man to do a woman's job.

Charlie: Once upon a time there were three very different little girls who grew up to be three very different women with three things in common: they're brilliant, they're beautiful, and they work for me. My name is Charlie.

Alex: Jason, I haven't been honest with you; I'm not a bikini waxer!

Dylan: And that's kicking your ass!

Dylan: Figures that I would find the perfect guy, yet he would already have the perfect girl.

Natalie: Do you know how hard it is to find a quality man in Los Angeles?

Natalie: They don't call me balls out Natalie for nothing.

Natalie: [to FedEx guy] I signed that release waiver, so you can just feel free to stick things in my slot!

Natalie: Alex! Don't let him get away!
Dylan: It's a round track, Nat, he's not going anywhere!

[Vivian Wood steals Natalie's cell phone from her while she's talking to her friend Pete]
Vivian Wood: Is this the famous Charlie?
Pete: No, this is Pete.

Chad: Good morning Starfish.
Dylan: Good morning Chad. Sweet Chad.

Dylan: Hold that thought.

Chad: Where are you going, Starfish and Friends?

[a film version of "T.J. Hooker" (1982) is playing]
Mr. Jones: [sighs] Another movie from an old TV show.

Natalie: Hey! I like that guy!

[During Natalie's dream scene.]
Natalie: Eduardo, move me.

[ordering at the drive through]
Dylan: I'll have three burgers, three apple pies and three shakes. What do you guys want?

Eric Knox: You're a woman, you've got female intuition, *and* you're a detective... and you didn't know this was going to happen?

Alex: What do you know, he speaks Natalie.

Alex: They're not Chinese fighting muffins, they're blueberry!

Alex: Flip your hair.
Natalie: What?
Alex: Flip your goddamn hair.

Pasqual: You crazy bastard!
Dylan: [as Mr. Jones] I think you mean crazy bitch.

Alex: Let's see if I can win the teddy bear!

Pete: I'll get tickets.
Natalie: I love tickets!

[mocking Eric Knox]
Dylan: I don't know how to make chicken... jerk.