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Crocodile Dundee

Sue Charlton: That croc was going to eat me alive.
Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: Oh, I wouldn't hold that against him. Thought crossed my mind once or twice.

Richard Mason: Take care now.
Sue Charlton: Don't worry. I'm a New Yorker!

Neville Bell: Oh no, you can't take my photograph.
Sue Charlton: Oh, I'm sorry, you believe it will take your spirit away?
Neville Bell: No, you got the lens-cap on.

Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: Me and God - we'd be mates!

Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: For a minute there, "room-service" took on a whole new meaning.

[Dundee is threatened by a switchblade.]
Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: That's not a knife.
[Dundee draws a large Bowie knife.]
Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: Now THAT'S a knife.
[Dundee slashes the teen mugger's jacket several times. He and his friends run away.]
Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: [chuckling to Sue] Just kids having fun!

Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: Imagine that, seven million people all wanting to live together. New York must be the friendliest place there is.

[Mick "Crocodile" Dundee singing in the bathtub]
Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: If I gave my heart to you...
[pause]
Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: I'd have none and you'd have two!

Sue Charlton: How does he find his way?
Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: He "thinks" his way. Some people think that the aborigines are psychic.
[Sounds of branches breaking]
Neville Bell: OOOOh, I HATE the bush!