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Doctor Dolittle

Dr. John Dolittle: You know how to do CPR?
Rat #2: CPR? I can't even spell it!

Dr. John Dolittle: Hey, give me a break. I saved your life.
Rat #1: That's yesterday's news. Take a hike. You want gratitude? Get a hamster!

Dr. John Dolittle: Who's this?
Rodney: I'll give you a hint: I'm cute, I'm furry, and I make five hundred babies a year!

Lucky: A little girl once called me "Please mommy, not him."

Dr. Mark Weller: John, do me a favor. Don't ever confide in me. I'm utterly useless in these areas. I'm really a very self-absorbed man.

Tiger: I just might hang myself by my underpants! I can get underpants! Well, not really.

Rodney: Hey, you scared the crap out of me, see? There it is!

Lady: He's deaf.
Lady's Dog: I'm not deaf. I just can't stand listening to her.

Lucky: What's he doing with that?
Dr. John Dolittle: You don't want to know.
Lucky: Just don't let him stick that thing up my...HELLO!

Baby Gator: Mama?
Rodney: Mama, I'm not ya mama.
Baby Gator: Mama?
Lucky: Oh, no, don't look at me.

[Lucky is looking out of a car window]
Lucky: Oh, I'm so dizzy. All I see is line, line, line line.
Dr. John Dolittle: So look somewhere else.
Lucky: Okay. Tree, tree, tree tree.

[after performing CPR on a rat, the rat farts]
Dr. John Dolittle: He just had gas
Rat #2: Whoa! you're telling me!

Dr. John Dolittle: How come I can hear you talking?
Lucky: I dunno. Maybe you're just weird or something.

Lucky: Hi, I'm Lucky! It works on two levels, I love it!

[After he starts hearing animal voices]
Dr. John Dolittle: Those guys in my dorm told me that stuff wouldn't mess me up, now fifteen years later...

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