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Doctor
Dolittle
Dr. John Dolittle: You know how to do CPR?
Rat
#2: CPR? I can't even spell it!
Dr.
John Dolittle: Hey, give me a break. I saved your life.
Rat #1: That's yesterday's
news. Take a hike. You want gratitude? Get a hamster!
Dr.
John Dolittle: Who's this?
Rodney: I'll give you a hint: I'm cute, I'm furry,
and I make five hundred babies a year!
Lucky:
A little girl once called me "Please mommy, not him."
Dr.
Mark Weller: John, do me a favor. Don't ever confide in me. I'm utterly useless
in these areas. I'm really a very self-absorbed man.
Tiger:
I just might hang myself by my underpants! I can get underpants! Well, not really.
Rodney:
Hey, you scared the crap out of me, see? There it is!
Lady:
He's deaf.
Lady's Dog: I'm not deaf. I just can't stand listening to her.
Lucky:
What's he doing with that?
Dr. John Dolittle: You don't want to know.
Lucky:
Just don't let him stick that thing up my...HELLO!
Baby
Gator: Mama?
Rodney: Mama, I'm not ya mama.
Baby Gator: Mama?
Lucky:
Oh, no, don't look at me.
[Lucky
is looking out of a car window]
Lucky: Oh, I'm so dizzy. All I see is line,
line, line line.
Dr. John Dolittle: So look somewhere else.
Lucky: Okay.
Tree, tree, tree tree.
[after
performing CPR on a rat, the rat farts]
Dr. John Dolittle: He just had gas
Rat #2: Whoa! you're telling me!
Dr.
John Dolittle: How come I can hear you talking?
Lucky: I dunno. Maybe you're
just weird or something.
Lucky:
Hi, I'm Lucky! It works on two levels, I love it!
[After
he starts hearing animal voices]
Dr. John Dolittle: Those guys in my dorm
told me that stuff wouldn't mess me up, now fifteen years later...