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Enemy of the State

Robert Clayton Dean: What the hell is happening?
Brill: I blew up the building.
Robert Clayton Dean: Why?!
Brill: Because you made a phone call!

[Watching surveillance tape.]
Brill: I think you're a little young to watch this part.
Robert Clayton Dean: Yeah, so's she.

Brill: What? That's my best aloha shirt.
Robert Clayton Dean: Yeah, well say "aloha" to it.

Fiedler: Rachel F., for you-know-what, Banks. God, would I love to have her ruin my life.

Fiedler: *Please* let me follow the nanny. She doesn't shave her legs. Women like that are so... HOT!

Robert Clayton Dean: Actually, I believe the term "shyster" is reserved for attorneys of the Jewish persuasion. I believe the proper term for me is "eggplant".

Robert Clayton Dean: You're the only woman for me. You and Janet Jackson.

Robert Clayton Dean: Why are they after me?
Brill: You have something they want.
Robert Clayton Dean: I don't have anything!
Brill: Maybe you do and you don't know it.

Zavitz: Fuck a duck.

Brill: If you live another day, I'll be very impressed!

David Pratt: We believe Mr. Zavitz may have passed sensitive materials to you.
Robert Clayton Dean: What sort of materials?
David Pratt: Sensitive, sir.

[Last line]
Larry King: You've got no right to come into my home.

Brill: Do they know me?
Robert Clayton Dean: Who's them?
Brill: Do they know me?!
Robert Clayton Dean: I don't know what you're talking about!
Brill: Either you are very smart or... incredibely stupid!

Robert Clayton Dean: I have been a law abiding citizen my whole life, and one day with you, I mean... shoot.

Blake: Is it true you had an affair with Rachel Banks?
Robert Clayton Dean: You ever beat off in the shower, Brian? Ever have any homosexual thoughts?
Silverberg: Robert, I really don't think that's...
Robert Clayton Dean: None of my fucking business, you're damn right it's not. I love my wife and I love my son, absolutely and without equivocation, and that's none of your fucking business either.
Silverberg: We think you need to take a break...
Robert Clayton Dean: Are you firing me?
Silverberg: I think you just fired yourself.

Robert Clayton Dean: Planning a quick getaway?
Brill: Yeah. Ever since I met you.

Brill: I need sugar. I'm getting cranky.
Robert Clayton Dean: Getting?

Brill: You wanna take a poke at me?
Robert Clayton Dean: I don't hit senior citizens.

Brill: In guerrilla warfare they taught us to use our weaknesses as strengths.
Robert Clayton Dean: Such as?
Brill: If they're big and your little, then you're fast and they're slow. You're hidden and they're exposed. You fight only the battles you know you can win.

Selby: Jones, Krug, what, are you guys from Communications?
Jones: No, we're Ops.
Fiedler: You can tell by their haircuts.

Thomas Reynolds: What will it take for us to walk out of here with that video tape?
Pintero: The end of the world.

Admiral Shaffer: I want the entire history of this device, from birth to abortion on my desk in 2 hours. I want the name of the tech who made it. I want to know who authorised its use, who checked it out from inventory,
[hits the table]
Admiral Shaffer: and for what purpose. And most important, how in God's green earth it got into Congressman Albert's hotel room? Listen people, everyone knows where this is going. If this was a legit op, and I can't imagine how it could be, then so be it. But if this was someone's unilateral wet dream, then that someone is going to prison.

Congressman Sam Albert: [On TV] We knew that we had to monitor our enemies. We've also come to realise that we need to monitor the people who are monitoring them...
Carla Dean: Well who's gonna monitor the monitors of the monitors.
Robert Clayton Dean: I wouldn't mind doing a little monitoring myself.
Carla Dean: Yes, and you've got lots and lots of monitoring to do.
Eric Dean: Are you guys talking about sex?

Rachel F. Banks: How do you like the trout?
Robert Clayton Dean: It tastes like fish.
Rachel F. Banks: It is fish.
Robert Clayton Dean: Yeah, but it tastes like every other fish I've ever eaten.

Brill: Yeah, go for it Mr. Congressman

Eric Dean: I missed you too, dad. Where did you go?
Robert Clayton Dean: Oh, they've been keeping me really busy on this case. They're trying to work me to death out there.

Brill: You're the threat now. Just like I was.
Robert Clayton Dean: Threat to whom? To them?
Brill: No. To your family, your friends, everybody you know, everybody you meet. That's why I went away and didn't come back. You've got to go away, Robert.
Robert Clayton Dean: No, I don't think so. This is my life, I worked hard for it and I want it back. I grew up without a father, I know what that is. And I will not allow my family to go through that.

Pintero: Listen to me, I want to know who made that videotape, but I want to know in a week or I'll kill you.

Congressman Phillip Hammersley: Telecommunications Security and Privacy Act. Invasion of privacy is more like it.

Brill: You're either incredibly smart or incredibly stupid.
Robert Clayton Dean: We'll see in a minute. Watch out for the feds.




	Home Jokes Film Quotes Boss Alert News Forum Links		Back to - Film Quotes - E Enemy of the State Robert Clayton Dean: What the hell is happening? Brill: I blew up the building. Robert Clayton Dean: Why?! Brill: Because you made a phone call! [Watching surveillance tape.] Brill: I think you're a little young to watch this part. Robert Clayton Dean: Yeah, so's she. Brill: What? That's my best aloha shirt. Robert Clayton Dean: Yeah, well say "aloha" to it. Fiedler: Rachel F., for you-know-what, Banks. God, would I love to have her ruin my life. Fiedler: Please let me follow the nanny. She doesn't shave her legs. Women like that are so... HOT! Robert Clayton Dean: Actually, I believe the term "shyster" is reserved for attorneys of the Jewish persuasion. I believe the proper term for me is "eggplant". Robert Clayton Dean: You're the only woman for me. You and Janet Jackson. Robert Clayton Dean: Why are they after me? Brill: You have something they want. Robert Clayton Dean: I don't have anything! Brill: Maybe you do and you don't know it. Zavitz: Fuck a duck. Brill: If you live another day, I'll be very impressed! David Pratt: We believe Mr. Zavitz may have passed sensitive materials to you. Robert Clayton Dean: What sort of materials? David Pratt: Sensitive, sir. [Last line] Larry King: You've got no right to come into my home. Brill: Do they know me? Robert Clayton Dean: Who's them? Brill: Do they know me?! Robert Clayton Dean: I don't know what you're talking about! Brill: Either you are very smart or... incredibely stupid! Robert Clayton Dean: I have been a law abiding citizen my whole life, and one day with you, I mean... shoot. Blake: Is it true you had an affair with Rachel Banks? Robert Clayton Dean: You ever beat off in the shower, Brian? Ever have any homosexual thoughts? Silverberg: Robert, I really don't think that's... Robert Clayton Dean: None of my fucking business, you're damn right it's not. I love my wife and I love my son, absolutely and without equivocation, and that's none of your fucking business either. Silverberg: We think you need to take a break... Robert Clayton Dean: Are you firing me? Silverberg: I think you just fired yourself. Robert Clayton Dean: Planning a quick getaway? Brill: Yeah. Ever since I met you. Brill: I need sugar. I'm getting cranky. Robert Clayton Dean: Getting? Brill: You wanna take a poke at me? Robert Clayton Dean: I don't hit senior citizens. Brill: In guerrilla warfare they taught us to use our weaknesses as strengths. Robert Clayton Dean: Such as? Brill: If they're big and your little, then you're fast and they're slow. You're hidden and they're exposed. You fight only the battles you know you can win. Selby: Jones, Krug, what, are you guys from Communications? Jones: No, we're Ops. Fiedler: You can tell by their haircuts. Thomas Reynolds: What will it take for us to walk out of here with that video tape? Pintero: The end of the world. Admiral Shaffer: I want the entire history of this device, from birth to abortion on my desk in 2 hours. I want the name of the tech who made it. I want to know who authorised its use, who checked it out from inventory, [hits the table] Admiral Shaffer: and for what purpose. And most important, how in God's green earth it got into Congressman Albert's hotel room? Listen people, everyone knows where this is going. If this was a legit op, and I can't imagine how it could be, then so be it. But if this was someone's unilateral wet dream, then that someone is going to prison. Congressman Sam Albert: [On TV] We knew that we had to monitor our enemies. We've also come to realise that we need to monitor the people who are monitoring them... Carla Dean: Well who's gonna monitor the monitors of the monitors. Robert Clayton Dean: I wouldn't mind doing a little monitoring myself. Carla Dean: Yes, and you've got lots and lots of monitoring to do. Eric Dean: Are you guys talking about sex? Rachel F. Banks: How do you like the trout? Robert Clayton Dean: It tastes like fish. Rachel F. Banks: It is fish. Robert Clayton Dean: Yeah, but it tastes like every other fish I've ever eaten. Brill: Yeah, go for it Mr. Congressman Eric Dean: I missed you too, dad. Where did you go? Robert Clayton Dean: Oh, they've been keeping me really busy on this case. They're trying to work me to death out there. Brill: You're the threat now. Just like I was. Robert Clayton Dean: Threat to whom? To them? Brill: No. To your family, your friends, everybody you know, everybody you meet. That's why I went away and didn't come back. You've got to go away, Robert. Robert Clayton Dean: No, I don't think so. This is my life, I worked hard for it and I want it back. I grew up without a father, I know what that is. And I will not allow my family to go through that. Pintero: Listen to me, I want to know who made that videotape, but I want to know in a week or I'll kill you. Congressman Phillip Hammersley: Telecommunications Security and Privacy Act. Invasion of privacy is more like it. Brill: You're either incredibly smart or incredibly stupid. Robert Clayton Dean: We'll see in a minute. Watch out for the feds.