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Entrapment

MacDougal: It's impossible. But doable.

Gin: You stole my suitcase?
Mac: I'm a thief. So sue me.

Virginia "Gin" Baker: That's entrapment.
Robert 'Mac' MacDougal: No, it's blackmail. Entrapment is what cops do to thieves.

Robert 'Mac' MacDougal: Rule number one: never carry a gun. If you carry a gun you may be tempted to use it. Rule number two: never trust a naked woman.

Robert 'Mac' MacDougal: I have absolutely no reason to believe anything you say.
Virginia "Gin" Baker: But you want to.

Virginia "Gin" Baker: Look what you've done to that beautiful car!
Robert 'Mac' MacDougal: Thank God it's not mine.

Virginia "Gin" Baker: Is all this paid for?
Robert 'Mac' MacDougal: With blood.

Robert 'Mac' MacDougal: [referring to romantic ties] In order for there to be absolute trust between thieves there can be nothing.

Robert 'Mac' MacDougal: We'll either both get caught or both get dead.

Virginia "Gin" Baker: I'm not who you think I am, Mac.
Robert 'Mac' MacDougal: I hope not. For your sake.

Robert 'Mac' MacDougal: What's the job?
Virginia "Gin" Baker: Like the wise man said: first we try then we trust.

Robert 'Mac' MacDougal: I'm never late. If I'm late it's because I'm dead.

Robert 'Mac' MacDougal: You know what they say about fear. You have to cut the head off to lose it.

Robert 'Mac' MacDougal: You are the most beautiful crook I've ever seen.
Virginia "Gin" Baker: Why, thank you kind sir.

Robert 'Mac' MacDougal: I don't like surprises.
Virginia "Gin" Baker: Trust me, there won't be any.
Robert 'Mac' MacDougal: Trust me, there always are surprises.

Virginia "Gin" Baker: I give you the world's tallest building.
Robert 'Mac' MacDougal: And we're going to steal it?

Virginia "Gin" Baker: Confucius say: never use a cannon to kill a mosquito.

Robert 'Mac' MacDougal: Now time stands still - hopefully.

Robert 'Mac' MacDougal: This is it? Whatever happened to money? I mean where is the good old-fashioned loot?

Robert 'Mac' MacDougal: Believe me, I was prepared for everything - except you.

Aaron Thibadeaux: Well, this looks like the end of a terrible friendship.

Robert 'Mac' MacDougal: Give me the spanner!
Virginia "Gin" Baker: The what?
Robert 'Mac' MacDougal: The wrench!




	Home Jokes Film Quotes Boss Alert News Forum Links		Back to - Film Quotes - E Entrapment MacDougal: It's impossible. But doable. Gin: You stole my suitcase? Mac: I'm a thief. So sue me. Virginia "Gin" Baker: That's entrapment. Robert 'Mac' MacDougal: No, it's blackmail. Entrapment is what cops do to thieves. Robert 'Mac' MacDougal: Rule number one: never carry a gun. If you carry a gun you may be tempted to use it. Rule number two: never trust a naked woman. Robert 'Mac' MacDougal: I have absolutely no reason to believe anything you say. Virginia "Gin" Baker: But you want to. Virginia "Gin" Baker: Look what you've done to that beautiful car! Robert 'Mac' MacDougal: Thank God it's not mine. Virginia "Gin" Baker: Is all this paid for? Robert 'Mac' MacDougal: With blood. Robert 'Mac' MacDougal: [referring to romantic ties] In order for there to be absolute trust between thieves there can be nothing. Robert 'Mac' MacDougal: We'll either both get caught or both get dead. Virginia "Gin" Baker: I'm not who you think I am, Mac. Robert 'Mac' MacDougal: I hope not. For your sake. Robert 'Mac' MacDougal: What's the job? Virginia "Gin" Baker: Like the wise man said: first we try then we trust. Robert 'Mac' MacDougal: I'm never late. If I'm late it's because I'm dead. Robert 'Mac' MacDougal: You know what they say about fear. You have to cut the head off to lose it. Robert 'Mac' MacDougal: You are the most beautiful crook I've ever seen. Virginia "Gin" Baker: Why, thank you kind sir. Robert 'Mac' MacDougal: I don't like surprises. Virginia "Gin" Baker: Trust me, there won't be any. Robert 'Mac' MacDougal: Trust me, there always are surprises. Virginia "Gin" Baker: I give you the world's tallest building. Robert 'Mac' MacDougal: And we're going to steal it? Virginia "Gin" Baker: Confucius say: never use a cannon to kill a mosquito. Robert 'Mac' MacDougal: Now time stands still - hopefully. Robert 'Mac' MacDougal: This is it? Whatever happened to money? I mean where is the good old-fashioned loot? Robert 'Mac' MacDougal: Believe me, I was prepared for everything - except you. Aaron Thibadeaux: Well, this looks like the end of a terrible friendship. Robert 'Mac' MacDougal: Give me the spanner! Virginia "Gin" Baker: The what? Robert 'Mac' MacDougal: The wrench!