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Eraser

Donahue: We're way beyond bullshit here.

Sal: You think I could hit that guy from here?
Johnny C: Give it a rest, Sal. You couldn't hit the fuckin' floor if you fell on it.

Robert: You wanna impress me, slick? Do your fucking job!

Priest: The police have returned to the saftey of their doughnut shops.

John: His Colombian associates wanted to introduce him to God personally.

Robert: You know, some people take things for granted, like the ability to eat solid food.

Robert: Gentlemen, keep your eyes open and your assholes puckered.

Robert: I want this town locked up so tight, it'll make his balls ache.

Tony Two Toes: No one fucks with the union!

John: Relax. You've been erased.

John: [to dead alligator] You're luggage!

[John parachutes into a junkyard.]
John: Where is this?
Little girl: Earth. Welcome.

Robert: John, I don't believe you stabbed me with this cheap piece of mail-order shit!

Tony Two Toes: Those dirty commies!
Mikey: They're not commies any more. They're a federation of independent liberated states.
Tony Two Toes: Don't make me hurt you, Mikey.

Calderon: Don't you ever get tired of babysitting scumbags?
John: Yeah, but in your case I'll make an exception.

Robert: We haven't given you your evaluation yet.
Deputy Monroe: My evaluation?
Robert: Yeah. (Shoots Monroe) A-plus kid. (Hands are now bloody) Ah man, can somebody get me a wet-nap or something?

Calderon: Hey, who does this guy think he is?
Robert: Who, him? Well, he thinks he's the best guy in the game. I think he's right. Try not to piss him off, okay?