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E.T. The Extra-Terrestiral

Elliot: He's a man from outer space and we're taking him to his spaceship.
Greg: Well, can't he just beam up?
Elliot: This is REALITY, Greg.

[On what Elliot could have seen.]
Michael: Maybe an elf or a leprechaun.
Elliot: It was nothing like that, penis breath!

E.T.: E.T. phone home.

Elliot: How do you explain school to a higher intelligence?

Michael: Maybe it was an iguana.
Elliot: It was NO iguana.
Michael: You know how they say there are alligators in the sewers?
Gertie: Alligators in the sewers.
Mary: All we're trying to say is, maybe you just probably imagined it.
Elliot: I couldn't have imagined it!
Michael: Maybe it was a pervert or a deformed kid or something.
Gertie: A deformed kid.
Michael: Maybe an elf or a leprechaun?
Elliot: It was nothing like that, penis-breath!

Mary: If you ever see it again, whatever it is, don't catch it, just call me and we'll call somebody and have them take it away.
Gertie: Like the dogcatcher?
Elliot: But they'll give it a lobotomy or do experiments on it or something.

Michael: Maybe he's some animal that wasn't supposed to live. Could be a monkey or an orangutan.
Elliot: A bald monkey?
Gertie: Is he a pig? He sure eats like one.

Elliot: You could be happy here, I could take care of you. I wouldn't let anybody hurt you. We could grow up together, E.T.

Keys: Elliot, that machine, what does it do?
Elliot: The communicator? Is it still working?
Keys: It's doing *something*. What?
Elliot: I really shouldn't tell. He came to me, he came to me.
Keys: Elliot, he came to me too. I've been wishing for this since I was 10 years old, I don't want him to die. What can we do that we're not already doing?
Elliot: He needs to go home, he's calling his people, and I don't know where they are, and he needs to go home.
Keys: Elliot, I don't think he was left here intentionally, but his being here is a miracle, Elliot. It's a miracle and you did the best that anybody could do. I'm glad he met you first.

Elliot: You must be dead, because I don't know how to feel. I can't feel anything anymore.

Steve: Did your goblin come back?
Michael: Shut up.
Greg: Well did he?
Elliot: Yeah, he came back. But he's not a goblin. He's a spaceman.
Tyler: Ooh! Where's he from? Uranus? Get it? Your anus?
Greg: He doesn't get it Ty.
Tyler: Get it? Your anus?
Greg: He doesn't get it.
Elliot: You're so immature!
Greg: And you're such a cintus supremus.
Elliot: Zero charisma!
Greg: Cintus supremus!
Elliot: Zero charisma!
Greg: Cintus supremus!
Elliot: Shut up Greg!
Pretty Girl: Hi Elliott.
Greg: Cintus supremus!
Elliot: Zero charisma!
Greg: You wimp!

Tyler: Douche bag.

Mary: A pizza? Who said you guys could order a pizza?

Tyler: We made it! Oh shit!

Michael: [As Yoda] "You have absolute power! Eerrp!"

Gertie: I taught him how to talk. He can talk now.

Michael: We're all going to die and they're never going to give me my license!

Michael: Where's the playground?
Elliot: It's near the preschool!
Michael: Where's that?
Elliot: I don't know streets! Mom always drives me!
Michael: Son of a bitch.

Elliott: I'm keeping him.




	Home Jokes Film Quotes Boss Alert News Forum Links		Back to - Film Quotes - E E.T. The Extra-Terrestiral Elliot: He's a man from outer space and we're taking him to his spaceship. Greg: Well, can't he just beam up? Elliot: This is REALITY, Greg. [On what Elliot could have seen.] Michael: Maybe an elf or a leprechaun. Elliot: It was nothing like that, penis breath! E.T.: E.T. phone home. Elliot: How do you explain school to a higher intelligence? Michael: Maybe it was an iguana. Elliot: It was NO iguana. Michael: You know how they say there are alligators in the sewers? Gertie: Alligators in the sewers. Mary: All we're trying to say is, maybe you just probably imagined it. Elliot: I couldn't have imagined it! Michael: Maybe it was a pervert or a deformed kid or something. Gertie: A deformed kid. Michael: Maybe an elf or a leprechaun? Elliot: It was nothing like that, penis-breath! Mary: If you ever see it again, whatever it is, don't catch it, just call me and we'll call somebody and have them take it away. Gertie: Like the dogcatcher? Elliot: But they'll give it a lobotomy or do experiments on it or something. Michael: Maybe he's some animal that wasn't supposed to live. Could be a monkey or an orangutan. Elliot: A bald monkey? Gertie: Is he a pig? He sure eats like one. Elliot: You could be happy here, I could take care of you. I wouldn't let anybody hurt you. We could grow up together, E.T. Keys: Elliot, that machine, what does it do? Elliot: The communicator? Is it still working? Keys: It's doing something. What? Elliot: I really shouldn't tell. He came to me, he came to me. Keys: Elliot, he came to me too. I've been wishing for this since I was 10 years old, I don't want him to die. What can we do that we're not already doing? Elliot: He needs to go home, he's calling his people, and I don't know where they are, and he needs to go home. Keys: Elliot, I don't think he was left here intentionally, but his being here is a miracle, Elliot. It's a miracle and you did the best that anybody could do. I'm glad he met you first. Elliot: You must be dead, because I don't know how to feel. I can't feel anything anymore. Steve: Did your goblin come back? Michael: Shut up. Greg: Well did he? Elliot: Yeah, he came back. But he's not a goblin. He's a spaceman. Tyler: Ooh! Where's he from? Uranus? Get it? Your anus? Greg: He doesn't get it Ty. Tyler: Get it? Your anus? Greg: He doesn't get it. Elliot: You're so immature! Greg: And you're such a cintus supremus. Elliot: Zero charisma! Greg: Cintus supremus! Elliot: Zero charisma! Greg: Cintus supremus! Elliot: Shut up Greg! Pretty Girl: Hi Elliott. Greg: Cintus supremus! Elliot: Zero charisma! Greg: You wimp! Tyler: Douche bag. Mary: A pizza? Who said you guys could order a pizza? Tyler: We made it! Oh shit! Michael: [As Yoda] "You have absolute power! Eerrp!" Gertie: I taught him how to talk. He can talk now. Michael: We're all going to die and they're never going to give me my license! Michael: Where's the playground? Elliot: It's near the preschool! Michael: Where's that? Elliot: I don't know streets! Mom always drives me! Michael: Son of a bitch. Elliott: I'm keeping him.