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Castor Troy: Watch your fucking mouth.

[After waking from his coma and watching a video of his surgery.]
Castor Troy: Hello, Doctor. I hope you don't mind: I took a few of your groovy painkillers. I'm just enjoying some of your greatest hits here. Oh God, this is excellent. Oh, bravo. Bra-fucking-vo.

Dietrich: Hey Sean, how's your dead son?

Castor Troy: Well, I've gotta go. I've got a government job to abuse, and a lonely wife to fuck.

Castor Troy: If you dress like Halloween, ghouls will try to get in your pants.

Dietrich: You look like you just fucked your mother.

Sean Archer: We are a covert anti-terrorist team that is so secret, when we snap our fingers NOTHING HAPPENS!

Castor Troy: Isn't this religious, ah yes. The eternal battle between good and evil, saint and sinners... but you are still not having fun!

Sean Archer: I want to take his face... off. Eyes, nose, skin, teeth. It's coming off!

Castor Troy: Lies, deceit, mixed messages... this is turning into a real marriage.

Castor Troy: No daughter of mine would shoot so wide.

Sean Archer: When we put this thing away, you can brand the 4th amendment on my butt.

Castor Troy: I'm about to unleash the biblical plague "Hell"-A. deserves.

[Sean Archer and Castor Troy, each wearing the other's face, meet]
Castor Troy: It's like looking in a mirror. Only... not.

Castor Troy: You'll be seeing a lot of changes around here. Papa's got a brand new bag.

Jamie Archer: Dad, I'm sorry I shot you.

Castor Troy: Hello? This is Sean Archer.
Sean Archer: Well, if you are Sean Archer, then I must be Castor Troy.

Castor Troy: I hate to see you go, but I LOVE to watch you leave.

Castor Troy: You're not the only one in the family with the brains.
Pollux Troy: No, although now I am the only one with the looks.

Castor Troy: I don't know what I hate wearing worse. Your face or your body. I mean I certainly do enjoy boning your wife, but let's face it, we both like it better the other way yes? So why don't we trade back.
Sean Archer: You can't give back what you've taken from me.
Castor Troy: OK, then... plan B, why don't we just kill each other?

Castor Troy: Y'know, I could eat a peach for hours.

Dietrich: No more drugs for that man!

Caster Troy (as Sean Archer): Wheee! What a predicament.

Caster Troy (as Sean Archer): Ohhhhhhhhweeee, you good-lookin!

Caster Troy: If I were to send you flowers where would I... no, let me rephrase that. If I were to let you suck my tongue, would you be grateful?

Dietrich: God damn! My place is getting FUCKED up!




	Home Jokes Film Quotes Boss Alert News Forum Links		Back to - Film Quotes - F Face Off Castor Troy: Watch your fucking mouth. [After waking from his coma and watching a video of his surgery.] Castor Troy: Hello, Doctor. I hope you don't mind: I took a few of your groovy painkillers. I'm just enjoying some of your greatest hits here. Oh God, this is excellent. Oh, bravo. Bra-fucking-vo. Dietrich: Hey Sean, how's your dead son? Castor Troy: Well, I've gotta go. I've got a government job to abuse, and a lonely wife to fuck. Castor Troy: If you dress like Halloween, ghouls will try to get in your pants. Dietrich: You look like you just fucked your mother. Sean Archer: We are a covert anti-terrorist team that is so secret, when we snap our fingers NOTHING HAPPENS! Castor Troy: Isn't this religious, ah yes. The eternal battle between good and evil, saint and sinners... but you are still not having fun! Sean Archer: I want to take his face... off. Eyes, nose, skin, teeth. It's coming off! Castor Troy: Lies, deceit, mixed messages... this is turning into a real marriage. Castor Troy: No daughter of mine would shoot so wide. Sean Archer: When we put this thing away, you can brand the 4th amendment on my butt. Castor Troy: I'm about to unleash the biblical plague "Hell"-A. deserves. [Sean Archer and Castor Troy, each wearing the other's face, meet] Castor Troy: It's like looking in a mirror. Only... not. Castor Troy: You'll be seeing a lot of changes around here. Papa's got a brand new bag. Jamie Archer: Dad, I'm sorry I shot you. Castor Troy: Hello? This is Sean Archer. Sean Archer: Well, if you are Sean Archer, then I must be Castor Troy. Castor Troy: I hate to see you go, but I LOVE to watch you leave. Castor Troy: You're not the only one in the family with the brains. Pollux Troy: No, although now I am the only one with the looks. Castor Troy: I don't know what I hate wearing worse. Your face or your body. I mean I certainly do enjoy boning your wife, but let's face it, we both like it better the other way yes? So why don't we trade back. Sean Archer: You can't give back what you've taken from me. Castor Troy: OK, then... plan B, why don't we just kill each other? Castor Troy: Y'know, I could eat a peach for hours. Dietrich: No more drugs for that man! Caster Troy (as Sean Archer): Wheee! What a predicament. Caster Troy (as Sean Archer): Ohhhhhhhhweeee, you good-lookin! Caster Troy: If I were to send you flowers where would I... no, let me rephrase that. If I were to let you suck my tongue, would you be grateful? Dietrich: God damn! My place is getting FUCKED up!