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Finding Nemo

Sheldon: I'm H2O intolerant.
[sneezes]

Marlin: It's like he's trying to speak to me, I know it!

Sharks: [reciting] I am a nice, friendly shark. Not a fish-eating monster. Fish are our friends, not food.

Gill: To the top of Mount Wanna-hock-a-loogie!

Dory: What is it with men and asking for directions?

Marlin: Now, what's the one thing we have to remember about the ocean?
Nemo: It's not safe.
Marlin: That's my boy.

Nigel: [quietly] Okay, don't make any sudden moves. Hop inside my mouth... if you want to live.

[About the humpback whale]
Dory: Maybe he only speaks "whale".
[slowly and deeply, imitating the whale]
Dory: Mmmmoooooowaaaaah...
Marlin: Dory. Dory, this is not "whale". You're speaking like "upset stomach".

[Fish farts and bubbles come up by two seagulls. They look at it, then each other]
Seagull 2: Nice.

Marlin: Dory, do you see anything?
Dory: Yeah, I see a light.
Marlin: A light?
Dory: Yeah. I see a light.
Marlin: Yeah, I see it too! It makes me feel happy, which is a big deal for me. Look, it's leaving! I'm gonna get you!
Dory: Come here!
[a big scary fish looms into view]
Marlin: Good feeling's gone, AHH!

Marlin: It's because I like you, I don't want to be with you. It's a complicated emotion.

Dory: I don't wanna forget!
Marlin: I'm sorry Dory, but I do.

Dory: Have you seen a clown fish swim by?
Crab: Yeah, but I'm not telling you, and there's nothing you can do about it!
[Dory holds Crab out of water for the seagulls to see]
Seagulls: Mine! Mine! Mine!
Crab: Okay! Okay! I'll talk!!

Nigel: Hi there. Sorry if I took a snap at you at one time. Fish gotta swim, birds gotta eat.

Gill: Okay, we have 48 hours to make this tank dirty. So I want everyone to think dirty, disgusting thoughts.
[Bloat belches]
Gill: That's the idea!

Gill: You shall now be known...........as Sharkbait

Marlin: How do you know if they're ready?
Crush: Well, you never really know, but when they know, you know, y'know?

Dory: [dreaming] Uhhh.... the sea monkeys have my money.... yes, I'm a natural blue...

Seagulls: Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!

Marlin: Crush, wait! How old are you?
Crush: Hundred and fifty, and still young, dude! Rock on!

Chum: Dolphins! They think they're so cute! Oh, look at me, I'm a flippy little dolphin, let me flip for you!

[Dory and Marlin are in pitch darkness looking for the goggles]
Dory: Ahh! Something's got me!
Marlin: That's just me!
Dory: Who are you?
Marlin: [exasperated] Who am I? Who do you think?!
Dory: Are... are you my conscience?
Marlin: [sighs] Yes, I'm your conscience. We haven't spoken for a while. How have you been?
Dory: Eh, can't complain.
Marlin: Good. Now, do you see anything?
Dory: [angler fish's light approaches] Yes, I see... a light. Hey, conscience, am I dead?

Dory: I suffer from short term memory loss. It runs in my family. At least, I think it runs in my family. Come to think of it, where is my family?




	Home Jokes Film Quotes Boss Alert News Forum Links		Back to - Film Quotes - F Finding Nemo Sheldon: I'm H2O intolerant. [sneezes] Marlin: It's like he's trying to speak to me, I know it! Sharks: [reciting] I am a nice, friendly shark. Not a fish-eating monster. Fish are our friends, not food. Gill: To the top of Mount Wanna-hock-a-loogie! Dory: What is it with men and asking for directions? Marlin: Now, what's the one thing we have to remember about the ocean? Nemo: It's not safe. Marlin: That's my boy. Nigel: [quietly] Okay, don't make any sudden moves. Hop inside my mouth... if you want to live. [About the humpback whale] Dory: Maybe he only speaks "whale". [slowly and deeply, imitating the whale] Dory: Mmmmoooooowaaaaah... Marlin: Dory. Dory, this is not "whale". You're speaking like "upset stomach". [Fish farts and bubbles come up by two seagulls. They look at it, then each other] Seagull 2: Nice. Marlin: Dory, do you see anything? Dory: Yeah, I see a light. Marlin: A light? Dory: Yeah. I see a light. Marlin: Yeah, I see it too! It makes me feel happy, which is a big deal for me. Look, it's leaving! I'm gonna get you! Dory: Come here! [a big scary fish looms into view] Marlin: Good feeling's gone, AHH! Marlin: It's because I like you, I don't want to be with you. It's a complicated emotion. Dory: I don't wanna forget! Marlin: I'm sorry Dory, but I do. Dory: Have you seen a clown fish swim by? Crab: Yeah, but I'm not telling you, and there's nothing you can do about it! [Dory holds Crab out of water for the seagulls to see] Seagulls: Mine! Mine! Mine! Crab: Okay! Okay! I'll talk!! Nigel: Hi there. Sorry if I took a snap at you at one time. Fish gotta swim, birds gotta eat. Gill: Okay, we have 48 hours to make this tank dirty. So I want everyone to think dirty, disgusting thoughts. [Bloat belches] Gill: That's the idea! Gill: You shall now be known...........as Sharkbait Marlin: How do you know if they're ready? Crush: Well, you never really know, but when they know, you know, y'know? Dory: [dreaming] Uhhh.... the sea monkeys have my money.... yes, I'm a natural blue... Seagulls: Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Marlin: Crush, wait! How old are you? Crush: Hundred and fifty, and still young, dude! Rock on! Chum: Dolphins! They think they're so cute! Oh, look at me, I'm a flippy little dolphin, let me flip for you! [Dory and Marlin are in pitch darkness looking for the goggles] Dory: Ahh! Something's got me! Marlin: That's just me! Dory: Who are you? Marlin: [exasperated] Who am I? Who do you think?! Dory: Are... are you my conscience? Marlin: [sighs] Yes, I'm your conscience. We haven't spoken for a while. How have you been? Dory: Eh, can't complain. Marlin: Good. Now, do you see anything? Dory: [angler fish's light approaches] Yes, I see... a light. Hey, conscience, am I dead? Dory: I suffer from short term memory loss. It runs in my family. At least, I think it runs in my family. Come to think of it, where is my family?