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Freddy got Fingered

Betty: But Gord, I don't care about jewels, I just want to suck your cock.

Gord Brody: [playing the sausage organ] Daddy, would you like some sausage? Daddy, would you like some sausage?

Gord Brody: Are you okay?
Betty: I'd be a lot better if you beat my legs with these bamboo reeds.

Gord Brody: I wanna eat chicken burgers!

Gord Brody: I'm gunna make you proud, dad...
[starts driving away but brakes and honks as a senior citizen is about to cross]
Gord Brody: GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY!
[continues driving]

Gord Brody: [Dressed in his father's suit, back to front] I'm the backwards man, the backwards man, I can run back as fast as you can!

Gord Brody: There's my La Baron. Where's your La Baron?

Jim: Where the fuck is the water?

Gord Brody: I see the problem here! There's a baby in your body!

Jim: You BETTER run! You LIIIIIAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!

Gord Brody: Look, daddy, I'm a farmer!

Gord Brody: Fuck you dad.
Jim: Fuck me? Is that what you wanna do?
[Jim drops his pants]
Jim: Well go ahead, FUCK ME!

Gord Brody: [playing violin wildly] This is a fancy restaurant! This is a fancy restaurant!

Jim: Wait a minute... You're crippled.
Gord Brody: Dad...
Betty: What?
Gord Brody: Dad...
Betty: You got a problem with my legs?
Jim: No, you got a problem with your legs. It's ether that, or you're just lazy.

Gord Brody: Japan Four!