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Generals Daughter, The

Sunhill: I thought you hated places like this.
Brenner: I do. But our murderer might be in here. They were probably sitting in here, looking all smug and shiny... until we walked in. Now they're a little less smug and shiny... and I just think that's cool, don't you?

Brenner: My father was a drunk, a gambler and a womanizer. I worshipped him.

Brenner: So what happened to the guy with the gun?
Sunhill: I married him.
Brenner: Well, I'm happy for you. I wish a long life of happiness for both of you.
Sunhill: I filed for divorce.
Brenner: That's good.

Kent: What do you have?
Brenner: Just a preliminary list of suspects.
Kent: Who?
Brenner: Everyone.
Kent: Looks like you have to narrow it down.
Brenner: Where were you when she was killed?
Kent: I was in the tower when I got the call. No witnesses, though. You?
Brenner: I was killing someone else. I didn't have time to kill two people.

Moore: We are, I assume, still trying to outwit each other?

Paul Brenner: These days, you have to boil somebody before you can sleep with them.

Sunhill: Why was she murdered?
Brenner: Well, possible motives for murder are profit, revenge, jealousy, to conceal a crime, to avoid humiliation, or plain old homicidal mania. Right there in the manual.

Warrant Officer Paul Brenner: Unclench your ass cheeks, Delbert, the scary part's over.

[Going through Campbell's highly organized closet]
Warrant Officer Paul Brenner, C.I.D.: This was one squared-away soldier. Equally prepared for a military ball or the next war in the jungle.

Colonel Robert Moore: Do you think I'm involved in this?
Warrant Officer Paul Brenner, C.I.D.: One way or another, yes.
Colonel Robert Moore: Then wouldn't it behoove me to retain the services of an attorney? I know a good one.
Warrant Officer Paul Brenner, C.I.D.: Two problems there. First the obvious: there are no good ones. Second, you're not a civilian, Colonel, you're in the army. You have no rights to an attorney. You have no right to remain silent. And if you don't cooperate I may have to put you in jail and that would make me feel really bad.

Colonel Robert Moore: When did the...event...take place?
Warrant Officer Paul Brenner, C.I.D.: Zero-Four hundred we think. Can you account for your wherabouts at that time?
Colonel Robert Moore: Snug in bed.
Warrant Officer Paul Brenner, C.I.D.: Witnesses? Wife? Girlfriend? Roommate? Hooker?
Colonel Robert Moore: I am divorced, I am between girlfriends, I live alone and I do NOT use hookers. I actually have no alibi whatsoever. Does that make me a murder suspect?
Warrant Officer Paul Brenner, C.I.D.: No it makes you lonely and unpopular.

[Asking about his relationship with the deceased]
Brenner: Did you play together?
Colonel Robert Moore: What a truly excellent question.




	Home Jokes Film Quotes Boss Alert News Forum Links		Back to - Film Quotes - G Generals Daughter, The Sunhill: I thought you hated places like this. Brenner: I do. But our murderer might be in here. They were probably sitting in here, looking all smug and shiny... until we walked in. Now they're a little less smug and shiny... and I just think that's cool, don't you? Brenner: My father was a drunk, a gambler and a womanizer. I worshipped him. Brenner: So what happened to the guy with the gun? Sunhill: I married him. Brenner: Well, I'm happy for you. I wish a long life of happiness for both of you. Sunhill: I filed for divorce. Brenner: That's good. Kent: What do you have? Brenner: Just a preliminary list of suspects. Kent: Who? Brenner: Everyone. Kent: Looks like you have to narrow it down. Brenner: Where were you when she was killed? Kent: I was in the tower when I got the call. No witnesses, though. You? Brenner: I was killing someone else. I didn't have time to kill two people. Moore: We are, I assume, still trying to outwit each other? Paul Brenner: These days, you have to boil somebody before you can sleep with them. Sunhill: Why was she murdered? Brenner: Well, possible motives for murder are profit, revenge, jealousy, to conceal a crime, to avoid humiliation, or plain old homicidal mania. Right there in the manual. Warrant Officer Paul Brenner: Unclench your ass cheeks, Delbert, the scary part's over. [Going through Campbell's highly organized closet] Warrant Officer Paul Brenner, C.I.D.: This was one squared-away soldier. Equally prepared for a military ball or the next war in the jungle. Colonel Robert Moore: Do you think I'm involved in this? Warrant Officer Paul Brenner, C.I.D.: One way or another, yes. Colonel Robert Moore: Then wouldn't it behoove me to retain the services of an attorney? I know a good one. Warrant Officer Paul Brenner, C.I.D.: Two problems there. First the obvious: there are no good ones. Second, you're not a civilian, Colonel, you're in the army. You have no rights to an attorney. You have no right to remain silent. And if you don't cooperate I may have to put you in jail and that would make me feel really bad. Colonel Robert Moore: When did the...event...take place? Warrant Officer Paul Brenner, C.I.D.: Zero-Four hundred we think. Can you account for your wherabouts at that time? Colonel Robert Moore: Snug in bed. Warrant Officer Paul Brenner, C.I.D.: Witnesses? Wife? Girlfriend? Roommate? Hooker? Colonel Robert Moore: I am divorced, I am between girlfriends, I live alone and I do NOT use hookers. I actually have no alibi whatsoever. Does that make me a murder suspect? Warrant Officer Paul Brenner, C.I.D.: No it makes you lonely and unpopular. [Asking about his relationship with the deceased] Brenner: Did you play together? Colonel Robert Moore: What a truly excellent question.