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Goldfinger

[After knocking a lamp into a bathtub to electrocute a bad guy.]
James Bond: Shocking! Positively shocking!

Pussy Galore: You like a close shave, don't you?

[After learning Pussy Galore alerted the authorities]
James Bond: I must have appealed to her maternal instincts.

Pussy Galore: What happened? Where's Goldfinger?
James Bond: Playing his golden harp.

Q: [Showing Bond a tracking device.] Reception on the dashboard, here. Audo-visual
[sic]
Q: , range a hundred and fifty miles.
James Bond: Ingenious, and useful too. Allow a man to stop off for a quick one en route.
Q: It has not been perfected, out of years of patient research, ENTIRELY for that purpose, 007. And incidentally, we'd appreciate its return, along with all your other equipment, INTACT for once, when you return from the field.
James Bond: Well, you'd be surprised the amount of wear and tear that goes on out there in the field.

Q: Now this one I'm particularly keen about. You see the gear lever here? Now, if you take the top off, you will find a little red button. Whatever you do, don't touch it.
James Bond: Yeah, why not?
Q: Because you'll release this section of the roof, and engage and then fire the passenger ejector seat. Whish!
James Bond: Ejector seat? You're joking!
Q: I never joke about my work, 007.

[Why Bond wears a gun.]
James Bond: I have a slight inferiority complex.

James Bond: My dear girl, there are some things that just aren't done, such as drinking Dom Perignon '53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That's just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs!

Pussy Galore: My name is Pussy Galore.
James Bond: I must be dreaming.

[Goldfinger is cheating at golf, with the help of Oddjob.]
Hawker: If that's his original ball, I'm Arnold Palmer.
James Bond: 'Tisn't.
Hawker: How do you know?
James Bond: I'm standing on it.

James Bond: You're a woman of many parts, Pussy!

Auric Goldfinger: Man has climbed Mount Everest, gone to the bottom of the ocean. He's fired rockets at the Moon, split the atom, achieved miracles in every field of human endeavor... except crime!

James Bond: You'll kill 60,000 people uselessly.
Auric Goldfinger: Hah. American motorists kill that many every two years.
James Bond: Yes, well, I've worked out a few statistics of my own. $15,000,000,000 in gold bullion weighs 10,500 tons. 60 men would take 12 days to load it onto 200 trucks. Now, at the most, you're going to have 2 hours before the Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines move in and make you put it back.
Auric Goldfinger: Who mentioned anything about removing it?

[A laser is about to cut Bond in half.]
James Bond: Do you expect me to talk?
Auric Goldfinger: No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!

[A laser is about to cut Bond in half.]
James Bond: I think you made your point. Thank you for the demonstration.
Auric Goldfinger: Choose your next witticism carefully Mr. Bond, it may be your last.

James Bond: Special plane, lunch at the White House... how come?
Felix Leiter: The President wants to thank you personally.
James Bond: Oh, it was nothing, really.
Felix Leiter: I know that, but he doesn't.
James Bond: I suppose I'll be able to get a drink there.
Felix Leiter: I told the stewardess liquor for three.
James Bond: Who are the other two?
Felix Leiter: Oh, there are no other two.

[Gesturing to a crushed car.]
Auric Goldfinger: If you'll excuse me, Mr. Bond, I have to tend to separating my gold from the late Mr. Solo.
James Bond: As you said, a pressing engagement.




	Home Jokes Film Quotes Boss Alert News Forum Links		Back to - Film Quotes - G Goldfinger [After knocking a lamp into a bathtub to electrocute a bad guy.] James Bond: Shocking! Positively shocking! Pussy Galore: You like a close shave, don't you? [After learning Pussy Galore alerted the authorities] James Bond: I must have appealed to her maternal instincts. Pussy Galore: What happened? Where's Goldfinger? James Bond: Playing his golden harp. Q: [Showing Bond a tracking device.] Reception on the dashboard, here. Audo-visual [sic] Q: , range a hundred and fifty miles. James Bond: Ingenious, and useful too. Allow a man to stop off for a quick one en route. Q: It has not been perfected, out of years of patient research, ENTIRELY for that purpose, 007. And incidentally, we'd appreciate its return, along with all your other equipment, INTACT for once, when you return from the field. James Bond: Well, you'd be surprised the amount of wear and tear that goes on out there in the field. Q: Now this one I'm particularly keen about. You see the gear lever here? Now, if you take the top off, you will find a little red button. Whatever you do, don't touch it. James Bond: Yeah, why not? Q: Because you'll release this section of the roof, and engage and then fire the passenger ejector seat. Whish! James Bond: Ejector seat? You're joking! Q: I never joke about my work, 007. [Why Bond wears a gun.] James Bond: I have a slight inferiority complex. James Bond: My dear girl, there are some things that just aren't done, such as drinking Dom Perignon '53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That's just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs! Pussy Galore: My name is Pussy Galore. James Bond: I must be dreaming. [Goldfinger is cheating at golf, with the help of Oddjob.] Hawker: If that's his original ball, I'm Arnold Palmer. James Bond: 'Tisn't. Hawker: How do you know? James Bond: I'm standing on it. James Bond: You're a woman of many parts, Pussy! Auric Goldfinger: Man has climbed Mount Everest, gone to the bottom of the ocean. He's fired rockets at the Moon, split the atom, achieved miracles in every field of human endeavor... except crime! James Bond: You'll kill 60,000 people uselessly. Auric Goldfinger: Hah. American motorists kill that many every two years. James Bond: Yes, well, I've worked out a few statistics of my own. $15,000,000,000 in gold bullion weighs 10,500 tons. 60 men would take 12 days to load it onto 200 trucks. Now, at the most, you're going to have 2 hours before the Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines move in and make you put it back. Auric Goldfinger: Who mentioned anything about removing it? [A laser is about to cut Bond in half.] James Bond: Do you expect me to talk? Auric Goldfinger: No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die! [A laser is about to cut Bond in half.] James Bond: I think you made your point. Thank you for the demonstration. Auric Goldfinger: Choose your next witticism carefully Mr. Bond, it may be your last. James Bond: Special plane, lunch at the White House... how come? Felix Leiter: The President wants to thank you personally. James Bond: Oh, it was nothing, really. Felix Leiter: I know that, but he doesn't. James Bond: I suppose I'll be able to get a drink there. Felix Leiter: I told the stewardess liquor for three. James Bond: Who are the other two? Felix Leiter: Oh, there are no other two. [Gesturing to a crushed car.] Auric Goldfinger: If you'll excuse me, Mr. Bond, I have to tend to separating my gold from the late Mr. Solo. James Bond: As you said, a pressing engagement.