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Gremlins

Deputy Brent: Let me drive.
Sheriff Frank: No, you're drunk.
Deputy Brent: You always get to drive!
Sheriff Frank: That's cause I'm the sheriff, asshole!

Gizmo: Bye Billy.

[repeated line]
Gizmo: Bright light! Bright light!

Stripe: Water... Gun.

Mr. Corben: What is that dog doing in here?!?
Gerald: Peltzer, this is a bank, not a pet-store!
Mr. Corben: Very good, Gerald.
Gerald: Thank you, Mr. Corbin.

Stripe: Gizmo Caca!

Gizmo: Uh oh.

Billy Peltzer: Cover your mouth. Don't breathe any gas.

Pete: 1,2,3,4,5 new ones. NOW can I have one?
Billy Peltzer: I don't know, Pete.
Pete: Look at this one, he has a funny stripe on his head.

Kate: What are they doing?
Billy Peltzer: They're watching "Snow White". And they love it.

Kate: What're they doing?
Billy Peltzer: They're watching Snow White. And they love it.

Murry Futterman, Billy's neighbor: Goddamn foreign cars.

Rand Peltzer: Well that's the story. So the next time your TV goes on the fritz or your washing machine conks out, turn on all the lights, look in your cupboards or under the bed. Cause you just can't tell. There just might be a gremlin in your house.

Kate: Will you sign this petition? They're trying to close Dorie's Tavern.
Billy Peltzer: Sure. That's where my dad proposed to my mom, you know.
Kate: That's where everyone's dad proposed to their mom.

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