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Hercules: Meg, when I'm with you, I don't feel so alone.
Megara: Sometimes it's better to be alone.
Hercules: What do you mean?
Megara: Nobody can hurt you.

Panic: He's not gonna be happy when he gets outta there!
Pain: You mean, IF he gets outta there!
Panic: If ... If is good.

Hades: The son of my hated rival trapped forever in a river of death? Hmm... is there a catch?

Hades: How sentimental. You know I haven't been this choked up since I got a hunk of moussaka caught in my throat.

Hercules: Wow, what a day, first that restaurant by the bay and then that, that play, that, that, that Oedipus thing. Man, I thought I had problems.

Meg: He comes on with his big innocent farmboy routine, but I could see through that in a Peloponnesian minute.

Meg: Is Wonderboy here for real?
Phil: What are you talking about? Of course he's real. And by the way, sweetcheeks, I'm real too.

Phil: I trained them all! Odysseus... Perseus... Theseus... a lot of sus-es.

Megara: You know how men are. They think "no" means "yes" and "get lost" is "take me, I'm yours!"

[After almost getting knocked down by a chariot (c.f. Midnight Cowboy (1969))]
Phil: Hey, I'm *walkin'* here!

Panic: Hercules... Why does that name ring a bell?
Pain: I don't know. Maybe we owe him money?

Hades: So you took care of him. Dead as a doornail. Weren't those your EXACT words?
Pain: Ummm, maybe this is a different Hercules.
Panic: Yeah! I mean Hercules is a very popular name nowadays.
Pain: Yeah. Remember, like a few years ago? Every other boy was named Jason, and the girls were all named Brittany?

Hercules: I never knew playing hookie could be so much fun.
Meg: Yeah. Neither did I.

Hades: What if you were to give up your strength for 24 hours... say, the *next* 24 hours?
Hercules: You have to promise Meg won't get hurt!
Hades: Okay, I'll give you that Meg won't get hurt, if she does - you get your strength back, yadda yadda yadda, dotted line, whadya say do we have a deal?

Hercules: Aren't you, a damsel in distress?
Megara: I'm a damsel, I'm in distress... I can handle this. Have a nice day!

Hades: We dance, we kiss, we schmooze, we carry on, go home happy, what'd'ya say. Come on.

Megara: Thanks for everything, Herc. It's been a real slice.

Megara: I'm a big tough girl. I tie my own sandals and everything.

Meg: Megara, my friends call me Meg. At least they would if I had any friends. So did they give you a name along with all those rippling pectorals?

Meg: You can't do that! You'll be killed!
Hercules: There are some things worse than death.

Hercules: I'm the most famous person in all Greece! I'm an action figure!

Hades: It's a small underworld after all, huh?

Hades: Zeusie, I'm home!

Hercules: People are going to get hurt, aren't they?
Hades: Wha? Naaaa!! Well, I mean it's a *possibility*, it's *war*, but hey, you don't care about those people!

Hercules: You know, when I was a kid, I would have given anything to be exactly like everybody else.
Meg: You wanted to be petty and dishonest?
Hercules: Everybody's not like that.
Meg: Yes they are.
Hercules: You're not like that.
Meg: How do you know what I'm like?




	Home Jokes Film Quotes Boss Alert News Forum Links		Back to - Film Quotes - H Hercules Hercules: Meg, when I'm with you, I don't feel so alone. Megara: Sometimes it's better to be alone. Hercules: What do you mean? Megara: Nobody can hurt you. Panic: He's not gonna be happy when he gets outta there! Pain: You mean, IF he gets outta there! Panic: If ... If is good. Hades: The son of my hated rival trapped forever in a river of death? Hmm... is there a catch? Hades: How sentimental. You know I haven't been this choked up since I got a hunk of moussaka caught in my throat. Hercules: Wow, what a day, first that restaurant by the bay and then that, that play, that, that, that Oedipus thing. Man, I thought I had problems. Meg: He comes on with his big innocent farmboy routine, but I could see through that in a Peloponnesian minute. Meg: Is Wonderboy here for real? Phil: What are you talking about? Of course he's real. And by the way, sweetcheeks, I'm real too. Phil: I trained them all! Odysseus... Perseus... Theseus... a lot of sus-es. Megara: You know how men are. They think "no" means "yes" and "get lost" is "take me, I'm yours!" [After almost getting knocked down by a chariot (c.f. Midnight Cowboy (1969))] Phil: Hey, I'm walkin' here! Panic: Hercules... Why does that name ring a bell? Pain: I don't know. Maybe we owe him money? Hades: So you took care of him. Dead as a doornail. Weren't those your EXACT words? Pain: Ummm, maybe this is a different Hercules. Panic: Yeah! I mean Hercules is a very popular name nowadays. Pain: Yeah. Remember, like a few years ago? Every other boy was named Jason, and the girls were all named Brittany? Hercules: I never knew playing hookie could be so much fun. Meg: Yeah. Neither did I. Hades: What if you were to give up your strength for 24 hours... say, the next 24 hours? Hercules: You have to promise Meg won't get hurt! Hades: Okay, I'll give you that Meg won't get hurt, if she does - you get your strength back, yadda yadda yadda, dotted line, whadya say do we have a deal? Hercules: Aren't you, a damsel in distress? Megara: I'm a damsel, I'm in distress... I can handle this. Have a nice day! Hades: We dance, we kiss, we schmooze, we carry on, go home happy, what'd'ya say. Come on. Megara: Thanks for everything, Herc. It's been a real slice. Megara: I'm a big tough girl. I tie my own sandals and everything. Meg: Megara, my friends call me Meg. At least they would if I had any friends. So did they give you a name along with all those rippling pectorals? Meg: You can't do that! You'll be killed! Hercules: There are some things worse than death. Hercules: I'm the most famous person in all Greece! I'm an action figure! Hades: It's a small underworld after all, huh? Hades: Zeusie, I'm home! Hercules: People are going to get hurt, aren't they? Hades: Wha? Naaaa!! Well, I mean it's a possibility, it's war, but hey, you don't care about those people! Hercules: You know, when I was a kid, I would have given anything to be exactly like everybody else. Meg: You wanted to be petty and dishonest? Hercules: Everybody's not like that. Meg: Yes they are. Hercules: You're not like that. Meg: How do you know what I'm like?