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Mr. Sir: Once upon a time there was a magical place where it never rained, the end.

The Warden Walker: I'm surrounded by cow turds!

Magnet: I would'a made it outta there if my pocket didn't start barkin'.

Mr. Pendanski: D-I-G. What does that spell?
Zero: [takes shovel and hits Mr. Pendanski on the head] DIG!

Zig-Zag: I didn't know Marion was a man's name?
Mr. Sir: It's not.

Mr. Sir: [his face is all deformed] I think I look kinda pretty don't you!

The Warden Walker: [repeated line] Excuse me?

Mr. Pendanski: Here Theodore.
Armpit: Man the name is Armpit.

Mr. Pendanski: They all have nicknames, however I prefer to use the names society will recognize them by.

Mr. Pendanski: You are here because of one person only; do you know who that one person is?
Stanley: Yeah, my no-good-pig-stealing-great-great-grandfather.
Mr. Pendanski: No you.

Stanley: I wonder how she knew all of our names?
Zig-Zag: She has these little cameras and microphones all over the place. In the tent, in the wreck room, in the showers.
Stanley: She doesn't have them in the showers!
Squid: Oh don't listen to him. I saw his file. It said he suffers from, um, oh! acute paranoia.
Magnet: So I guess that means she watches me everyday, huh.
Armpit: Man, he said cameras and microphones, not microscopes.

Mr. Pendanski: No one cares about Hector Zeroni.
Stanley: I care.

Sam: [repeated line] I can fix that.

Zero: I'm not stupid, I know everyone thinks I am, I just don't like answering stupid questions.

Zig-Zag: [singing] You got to go and dig those holes. With broken hands and withered souls. Emancipated from all you know. You got to go and dig those holes.

Stanley: You know what I keep thinkin' of?
Zero: What?
Stanley: What Miss Mary Lou looked like in a bikini.

Zero: What do you thinks up there?
Stanley: A fancy restaurant.
Zero: Good, I could use an ice cream sundae.

[X-ray takes Stanley's shovel]
Magnet: You picked up X-Ray's shovel. It's shorter than the rest of 'em.
Squid: Smaller shovel, smaller hole.

Squid: Maybe my mom will stop drinkin and my dad'll will come home!

Mr. Sir: I ain't on stupid pills!

The Warden Walker: Is that all you jackasses can dig?

Armpit: Maybe he found him. Maybe they're still alive.
X-Ray: Yeah, and maybe the Tooth Fairy and Santa Clause are still alive.
Squid: Maybe my mom'll stop drinkin' and my dad'll come back.
Twitch: Did you see when Caveman stole that truck...oh...
Zig-Zag: Yeah, it was awesome.

Zero: Did the shoes have red X's on the back?
[Clattering as the boys drop their forks]
Squid: You got Zero to talk, man.
Armpit: Hey Zero, what else can you do?
[Zero looks at his food]
Stanley: Yeah. Yeah they did.

Stanley: [in the Court Room] Well, I've never been to camp before...

Stanley: I stole some shoes.
Squid: From a store or were they on someone's feet?
Zig-Zag: No, he forgot to tell us that he killed the guy first, then took the shoes.




	Home Jokes Film Quotes Boss Alert News Forum Links		Back to - Film Quotes - H Holes Mr. Sir: Once upon a time there was a magical place where it never rained, the end. The Warden Walker: I'm surrounded by cow turds! Magnet: I would'a made it outta there if my pocket didn't start barkin'. Mr. Pendanski: D-I-G. What does that spell? Zero: [takes shovel and hits Mr. Pendanski on the head] DIG! Zig-Zag: I didn't know Marion was a man's name? Mr. Sir: It's not. Mr. Sir: [his face is all deformed] I think I look kinda pretty don't you! The Warden Walker: [repeated line] Excuse me? Mr. Pendanski: Here Theodore. Armpit: Man the name is Armpit. Mr. Pendanski: They all have nicknames, however I prefer to use the names society will recognize them by. Mr. Pendanski: You are here because of one person only; do you know who that one person is? Stanley: Yeah, my no-good-pig-stealing-great-great-grandfather. Mr. Pendanski: No you. Stanley: I wonder how she knew all of our names? Zig-Zag: She has these little cameras and microphones all over the place. In the tent, in the wreck room, in the showers. Stanley: She doesn't have them in the showers! Squid: Oh don't listen to him. I saw his file. It said he suffers from, um, oh! acute paranoia. Magnet: So I guess that means she watches me everyday, huh. Armpit: Man, he said cameras and microphones, not microscopes. Mr. Pendanski: No one cares about Hector Zeroni. Stanley: I care. Sam: [repeated line] I can fix that. Zero: I'm not stupid, I know everyone thinks I am, I just don't like answering stupid questions. Zig-Zag: [singing] You got to go and dig those holes. With broken hands and withered souls. Emancipated from all you know. You got to go and dig those holes. Stanley: You know what I keep thinkin' of? Zero: What? Stanley: What Miss Mary Lou looked like in a bikini. Zero: What do you thinks up there? Stanley: A fancy restaurant. Zero: Good, I could use an ice cream sundae. [X-ray takes Stanley's shovel] Magnet: You picked up X-Ray's shovel. It's shorter than the rest of 'em. Squid: Smaller shovel, smaller hole. Squid: Maybe my mom will stop drinkin and my dad'll will come home! Mr. Sir: I ain't on stupid pills! The Warden Walker: Is that all you jackasses can dig? Armpit: Maybe he found him. Maybe they're still alive. X-Ray: Yeah, and maybe the Tooth Fairy and Santa Clause are still alive. Squid: Maybe my mom'll stop drinkin' and my dad'll come back. Twitch: Did you see when Caveman stole that truck...oh... Zig-Zag: Yeah, it was awesome. Zero: Did the shoes have red X's on the back? [Clattering as the boys drop their forks] Squid: You got Zero to talk, man. Armpit: Hey Zero, what else can you do? [Zero looks at his food] Stanley: Yeah. Yeah they did. Stanley: [in the Court Room] Well, I've never been to camp before... Stanley: I stole some shoes. Squid: From a store or were they on someone's feet? Zig-Zag: No, he forgot to tell us that he killed the guy first, then took the shoes.