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Home Alone 2

Harry: Here we are Marv. New York City, the land of opportunity. Smell that?
Marv: [sniffs] Yeah!
Harry: Know what that is?
Marv: Fish?
Harry: It's freedom.
Marv: No, it's fish.
Harry: It's freedom, and it's money.
Marv: Okay, okay, it's freedom.
Harry: Let's get out of here before somebody sees us.
Marv: And it's fish.

Kate McCallister: What kind of idiots do you have working here?
Mrs. Stone, Desk Clerk: The finest in New York.

Cedrick the Bellman: Do you know how the TV works, sir?
Kevin McCallister: Are you kidding? I'm 10-years-old. Television is my life!

Kevin McCallister: You can mess with a lot of things, but you can't mess with kids on Christmas.

[Frank snatches a can of Coke out of his son Fuller's hand.]
Uncle Frank McCallister: Hey, hey, easy on the fluids pal! The rubber sheets are packed.

[Kevin's parents are in the hotel security office]
Uncle Frank McCallister: Have you ever lost the boy before?
Kate McCallister: No
[Kevin's dad makes a gesture]
Kate McCallister: As a matter of fact this has happened before. We left him at home on accident. It's becoming sort of a McCalister family travel tradition
Peter McCallister: Funnily enough, we never loose our luggage

[Hotel servants get up to run]

Kevin McCallister: Do you guys give up? Have you had enough pain?
Marv: NEVER!!!

Kevin McCallister: Don't you know a kid always wins against two idiots?

Kevin McCallister: You've gotta help me! There's two guys after me!
Mr. Hector, Hotel Concierge: What's the matter? Store wouldn't take your stolen credit card?! Let's see what the police have to say about this.

Peter McCallister: I don't think that it's a good idea for you to be running all over New York all by yourself.
Kate McCallister: I think that if our son can do it, I can do it.
Peter McCallister: Kate, it--
Kate McCallister: Peter, I'll be fine. The way I'm feeling right now, no mugger or murderer would dare mess with me.
Mr. Hector, Hotel Concierge: Madam, there are hundreds of parasites out there, armed to the teeth... (Mrs. McCallister slaps him). Do bundle up, it's awfully cold outside.

Mrs. Stone, Desk Clerk: Can I help you?
Kevin McCallister: A reservation for McCallister?
Mrs. Stone, Desk Clerk: A reservation for yourself?
Kevin McCallister: Ma'am, my feet are hardly touching the ground. I'm barely able to look over the counter. How can I make a reservation for a hotel room? Think about it. A kid coming into a hotel, making a reservation? I don't think so.

Marv: Suck BRICK kid!

Peter McCallister: KEVIN! You spent $967.00 on room service?

Kevin McCallister: I'd rather kiss a toilet seat!
Kate McCallister: Then you can stay here the rest of the NIGHT!

Kevin McCallister: It's a nice night for a neck injury.




	Home Jokes Film Quotes Boss Alert News Forum Links		Back to - Film Quotes - H Home Alone 2 Harry: Here we are Marv. New York City, the land of opportunity. Smell that? Marv: [sniffs] Yeah! Harry: Know what that is? Marv: Fish? Harry: It's freedom. Marv: No, it's fish. Harry: It's freedom, and it's money. Marv: Okay, okay, it's freedom. Harry: Let's get out of here before somebody sees us. Marv: And it's fish. Kate McCallister: What kind of idiots do you have working here? Mrs. Stone, Desk Clerk: The finest in New York. Cedrick the Bellman: Do you know how the TV works, sir? Kevin McCallister: Are you kidding? I'm 10-years-old. Television is my life! Kevin McCallister: You can mess with a lot of things, but you can't mess with kids on Christmas. [Frank snatches a can of Coke out of his son Fuller's hand.] Uncle Frank McCallister: Hey, hey, easy on the fluids pal! The rubber sheets are packed. [Kevin's parents are in the hotel security office] Uncle Frank McCallister: Have you ever lost the boy before? Kate McCallister: No [Kevin's dad makes a gesture] Kate McCallister: As a matter of fact this has happened before. We left him at home on accident. It's becoming sort of a McCalister family travel tradition Peter McCallister: Funnily enough, we never loose our luggage [Hotel servants get up to run] Kevin McCallister: Do you guys give up? Have you had enough pain? Marv: NEVER!!! Kevin McCallister: Don't you know a kid always wins against two idiots? Kevin McCallister: You've gotta help me! There's two guys after me! Mr. Hector, Hotel Concierge: What's the matter? Store wouldn't take your stolen credit card?! Let's see what the police have to say about this. Peter McCallister: I don't think that it's a good idea for you to be running all over New York all by yourself. Kate McCallister: I think that if our son can do it, I can do it. Peter McCallister: Kate, it-- Kate McCallister: Peter, I'll be fine. The way I'm feeling right now, no mugger or murderer would dare mess with me. Mr. Hector, Hotel Concierge: Madam, there are hundreds of parasites out there, armed to the teeth... (Mrs. McCallister slaps him). Do bundle up, it's awfully cold outside. Mrs. Stone, Desk Clerk: Can I help you? Kevin McCallister: A reservation for McCallister? Mrs. Stone, Desk Clerk: A reservation for yourself? Kevin McCallister: Ma'am, my feet are hardly touching the ground. I'm barely able to look over the counter. How can I make a reservation for a hotel room? Think about it. A kid coming into a hotel, making a reservation? I don't think so. Marv: Suck BRICK kid! Peter McCallister: KEVIN! You spent $967.00 on room service? Kevin McCallister: I'd rather kiss a toilet seat! Kate McCallister: Then you can stay here the rest of the NIGHT! Kevin McCallister: It's a nice night for a neck injury.