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How to lose a guy in 10 days

Andie: Like, do blondes, like, really have more fun?

Andie: True or False: All's fair in love and war.
Ben: True.
Andie: Great answer.

Andie: Our love fern! You let it die!
Ben: No, honey, its just sleeping.

Andie: Benny boo boo...boo boo boo!

Ben: Let's take a break because the girl is driving me crazy.
Tony: Which one, Andie or Princess Sophia?

[Andie is holding a tissue in front of Ben's face]
Andie: C'mon, blow. Nobody likes a Mr. Sniffles.
Tony: Yeah, uh, I hate Mr. Sniffles.

Andie: Unattached?
Ben: Currently.
Andie: Likewise.
Ben: Surprising.
Andie: Psycho?
Ben: Rarely, Interested?
Andie: Perhaps.
Ben: Hungry?
Andie: Starving.
Ben: Leaving?
Andie: Now?

Andie: Does Princess Sofia want to come out and play? Lets see...big or small, big or small.
Ben: Princess Sofia?...how about spike, or butch or Krull the Warrior King.

Tony: It looks like the inside of a raincoat!

Security Guard: Look just give me back the necklace, then you guys can go on and kill each other.

Ben: You're already falling in love with me.
Andie: I'm gonna make you wish you were dead.

Thayer: Is she on something?
Ben: God I hope so.
Andie: Are you saying I'm some kind of mental person?

Ben: That's what I'm talking about. Where's the sexy, cool, fun, smart, beautiful Andie that I knew? The one that wanted to be a serious journalist? You're up, you're down, you're here, you're there, you're like a fricken' one woman circus.

Andie: You can't lose something you never had.

Andie: Hey, listen, Sparky. I have a masters in journalism from Columba, my boss loves me, and if I do it her way for a while, I can write about whatever I want.
Ben: Like, shoes?

[Ben is trying to find words to be used as metaphors for diamonds]
Ben: How about 'Glitter'?
Tony: Thayer's favorite movie.
Thayer: It was underrated!

Ben: You see, the key to this game is being able to read people.

Ben's Mom: Now Andie, I hope you know that we expect you to come back here because you have held Ben to his lowest bullshit score since his tonsillectomy and we are thrilled!
Andie: why were all his other girlfriends bullshit losers?
Ben's Mom: What other girlfriends? You are the first girl he ever brought home! Don't you break his heart now!

Andie: [Crying at restaurant after waitress asks if everything is okay] My boyfriend thinks I'm fat!
[Flicks food at him]
Andie: And I can't eat in front of him! I can't eat in front of you! I have to go to the bathroom.
Ben: [Receives dirty looks from other customers] I don't thinks she's fat!




	Home Jokes Film Quotes Boss Alert News Forum Links		Back to - Film Quotes - H How to lose a guy in 10 days Andie: Like, do blondes, like, really have more fun? Andie: True or False: All's fair in love and war. Ben: True. Andie: Great answer. Andie: Our love fern! You let it die! Ben: No, honey, its just sleeping. Andie: Benny boo boo...boo boo boo! Ben: Let's take a break because the girl is driving me crazy. Tony: Which one, Andie or Princess Sophia? [Andie is holding a tissue in front of Ben's face] Andie: C'mon, blow. Nobody likes a Mr. Sniffles. Tony: Yeah, uh, I hate Mr. Sniffles. Andie: Unattached? Ben: Currently. Andie: Likewise. Ben: Surprising. Andie: Psycho? Ben: Rarely, Interested? Andie: Perhaps. Ben: Hungry? Andie: Starving. Ben: Leaving? Andie: Now? Andie: Does Princess Sofia want to come out and play? Lets see...big or small, big or small. Ben: Princess Sofia?...how about spike, or butch or Krull the Warrior King. Tony: It looks like the inside of a raincoat! Security Guard: Look just give me back the necklace, then you guys can go on and kill each other. Ben: You're already falling in love with me. Andie: I'm gonna make you wish you were dead. Thayer: Is she on something? Ben: God I hope so. Andie: Are you saying I'm some kind of mental person? Ben: That's what I'm talking about. Where's the sexy, cool, fun, smart, beautiful Andie that I knew? The one that wanted to be a serious journalist? You're up, you're down, you're here, you're there, you're like a fricken' one woman circus. Andie: You can't lose something you never had. Andie: Hey, listen, Sparky. I have a masters in journalism from Columba, my boss loves me, and if I do it her way for a while, I can write about whatever I want. Ben: Like, shoes? [Ben is trying to find words to be used as metaphors for diamonds] Ben: How about 'Glitter'? Tony: Thayer's favorite movie. Thayer: It was underrated! Ben: You see, the key to this game is being able to read people. Ben's Mom: Now Andie, I hope you know that we expect you to come back here because you have held Ben to his lowest bullshit score since his tonsillectomy and we are thrilled! Andie: why were all his other girlfriends bullshit losers? Ben's Mom: What other girlfriends? You are the first girl he ever brought home! Don't you break his heart now! Andie: [Crying at restaurant after waitress asks if everything is okay] My boyfriend thinks I'm fat! [Flicks food at him] Andie: And I can't eat in front of him! I can't eat in front of you! I have to go to the bathroom. Ben: [Receives dirty looks from other customers] I don't thinks she's fat!