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Ice Age

Sid: For a second there, I actually thought you were gonna eat me!
Diego: I don't eat junk food.

Sid: What's your problem??
Manfred: You're my problem!

Diego: Is its nose dry?
Sid: That means there's something wrong with it.
Diego: Someone should lick it, just in case.

Manfred: Hey, he's wearing one of those baby thingies.
Sid: So?
Manfred: So, if he poops, where does it go?
Sid: [pause] Humans are disgusting!

Sid: I don't know about you guys but we are the weirdest herd I've ever seen.

Sid: From now on, you'll have to refer to me as 'Sid - Lord of the Flame'.
Manfred: Hey, Lord of the Flame, your tail's on fire!

Sid: From now on, I'm gonna call you 'Diego...
Diego: ... Lord of Touch Me and you're Dead!

Diego: Where's the baby... there he is! Where's the baby... there he is!
Manfred: Stop it! You're scaring him!

Manfred: Hey look at that. Dinner and a show!

Manfred: Diego, spit that out. You don't know where it's been.

Dodo: This is our private stockpile for the Ice Age! Sub arctic temperatures will force us underground for a billion, billion years!
Manfred: So you got three melons?!

Diego: I've eaten things that didn't complain this much!

Glypyo#1: Well, why don't they call it The Big Chill? Or The Nippy Era? I'm just sayin', how do we know it's an Ice Age?
Glypyo#2: Because... of all...
[shouting]
Glypyo#2: the ice!

[repeated line]
Scrat: Aaaahhhh!

Sid: Look, the tigers are just playing tag with the antelope
[pause]
Sid: with their teeth!
Diego: Come on Sid, let's play tag. You're it!

Manfred: If you find a mate in life, you should be loyal. In your case, grateful!

Manfred: I'm still trying to get rid of the last thing I saved!

Manfred: Let's get something straight, ok? there's no "we". there never was a "we". In fact, without "me", it wouldn't even be a "you"!

Manfred: You're an embarrassment to nature, do you know that!?

Diego: You're a little low in the food chain to be mouthing off, aren't you?

Sid: You know!? This whole ice age thing is getting old. You know what I could go for? A global warming!
Diego: Keep dreaming!...

Diego: Save your breath Sid, you know humans can't talk!

Manfred: Hey, über-tracker! Up front where I can see you!

Manfred: Modern architecture... It's never gonna last!

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