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Lewis: He's watching us!

Fuller: Do a woman's voice.

Rusty Nail: I was just playing.

Lewis: Do you ever miss Mom and Dad?
Fuller: Yeah, I miss Mom's chocolate chip cookies, playing football with Dad on Sundays, going to... oh wait, I must have mixed my child-hood with someone else's I mean... no.

Rusty Nail: Candy Cane? Hey anybody know a Candy Cane?
Lewis: Rusty Nail?

Ice Truck Driver: Do you guys need help back to the main road?
Fuller: No, we're okay, now that we're not murdered or anything.

[about the car]
Venna: Have you guys named it yet?
Fuller: Not yet, but we were thinking about "Tad" or "Lewis's Shitty Newport".

Fuller: I have never felt like more of a pussy in my entire life.

[after installing the CB]
Fuller: It's like a prehistoric Internet.

Fuller: Back off, man! I've got a gun!
Ice Truck Driver: And I've got a MasterCard.

Fuller: Think about it - in a hundred years, you'll be dead. That's about as close to a philosophy I've ever gotten.

Venna: I'm not going anywhere until somebody tells me why I should be afraid of a radio.

Rusty Nail: [on the phone] Ya know what I really get a kick out of? Pretending the person I'm talking to is right next to me. Right next to me...

Venna: How afraid should I be?
Fuller: More than usual.

[Over the CB radio]
Rusty Nail: You know, you should really get that fixed.
Fuller: Get what fixed?
Rusty Nail: Your tail light.

[after Paul Walker intentionally runs off the road]
Fuller: So, do you need me to drive, er, you good?

Fuller: [holding up his thump and index finger] I GOT A GUN!

Fuller: Do what I do. Just remind yourself that in a hundred years you're gonna be dead. It's the closest thing I've got to a philosophy.

[after fuller has the cb radio installed]
Lewis: You put a hole in my car.

Fuller: Come on, I know what Dad says about me behind my back. That I'm the world's biggest loser. And that's coming from a plumber! That's coming from a man who wears a lime green jumpsuit to work everyday!




	Home Jokes Film Quotes Boss Alert News Forum Links		Back to - Film Quotes - J Joy Ride Lewis: He's watching us! Fuller: Do a woman's voice. Rusty Nail: I was just playing. Lewis: Do you ever miss Mom and Dad? Fuller: Yeah, I miss Mom's chocolate chip cookies, playing football with Dad on Sundays, going to... oh wait, I must have mixed my child-hood with someone else's I mean... no. Rusty Nail: Candy Cane? Hey anybody know a Candy Cane? Lewis: Rusty Nail? Ice Truck Driver: Do you guys need help back to the main road? Fuller: No, we're okay, now that we're not murdered or anything. [about the car] Venna: Have you guys named it yet? Fuller: Not yet, but we were thinking about "Tad" or "Lewis's Shitty Newport". Fuller: I have never felt like more of a pussy in my entire life. [after installing the CB] Fuller: It's like a prehistoric Internet. Fuller: Back off, man! I've got a gun! Ice Truck Driver: And I've got a MasterCard. Fuller: Think about it - in a hundred years, you'll be dead. That's about as close to a philosophy I've ever gotten. Venna: I'm not going anywhere until somebody tells me why I should be afraid of a radio. Rusty Nail: [on the phone] Ya know what I really get a kick out of? Pretending the person I'm talking to is right next to me. Right next to me... Venna: How afraid should I be? Fuller: More than usual. [Over the CB radio] Rusty Nail: You know, you should really get that fixed. Fuller: Get what fixed? Rusty Nail: Your tail light. [after Paul Walker intentionally runs off the road] Fuller: So, do you need me to drive, er, you good? Fuller: [holding up his thump and index finger] I GOT A GUN! Fuller: Do what I do. Just remind yourself that in a hundred years you're gonna be dead. It's the closest thing I've got to a philosophy. Lewis: Do you ever miss Mom and Dad? Fuller: Yeah, I miss Mom's chocolate chip cookies, playing football with Dad on Sundays, going to... oh wait, I must have mixed my child-hood with someone else's I mean... no. [after fuller has the cb radio installed] Lewis: You put a hole in my car. Fuller: Come on, I know what Dad says about me behind my back. That I'm the world's biggest loser. And that's coming from a plumber! That's coming from a man who wears a lime green jumpsuit to work everyday!