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Alan Parrish: In the jungle you must wait / 'Til the dice read five or eight.

Alan Parrish: I've seen things you've only seen in your nightmares. Things you can't even imagine. Things you can't even see. There are things that hunt you in the night. Then something screams. Then you hear them eating, and you hope to God that you're not dessert. Afraid? You don't even know what afraid is.

Judy Shepherd: What happened to you? You shave with a piece of glass?
Alan Parrish: What happened to you? The Clampett's have a yard sale?

Judy Shepherd: Don't be fooled it isn't thunder, staying put would be a blunder.

Young Sarah: At night they fly, you better run. These winged things are not much fun.

Gun salesman: You're not a postal worker, are you?

Sarah Whittle: Alan, you wrestled an alligator for me.
Alan Parrish: It was a crocodile. Alligators don't have that little fringe on their hind leg.
Sarah Whittle: My mistake.

Peter Shepherd: This will not be an easy mission - monkeys slow the expedition.

Judy Shepherd: A law of the jungle has been broken -- it will set back more than your token."
Sarah Whittle: You tried to cheat?
Peter Shepherd: I tried to drop the dice so they would land on twelve.

Sarah Whittle: Don't ever call me crazy, Alan! Ever! 'Cause everyone in this town has called me crazy ever since I told them that you were sucked into a board game!

Sarah Whittle: You did just see three monkeys go by on a motorcycle; right?
Judy Shepherd: Yeah.
Sarah Whittle: Good girl.

Judy Shepherd: A little rain never hurt anybody!
Alan Parrish: Yeah but a lot can kill you!

Alan Parrish: Stop handing me things that come apart!

Judy Shepherd: Alan, ready?
Alan Parrish: There is no 'ready.'

Sarah Whittle: They grow much faster than bamboo. Take care or they'll come after you.

Alan Parish: You gotta roll with the punches.

Aunt Nora: We'll go out for ice cream.....
[mumbles to herself]
Aunt Nora: and bourbon.

[After Alan jumps onto Carl's cruiser]
Alan Parrish: What year is it?
Carl: It was brand new.




	Home Jokes Film Quotes Boss Alert News Forum Links		Back to - Film Quotes - J Jumanji Alan Parrish: In the jungle you must wait / 'Til the dice read five or eight. Alan Parrish: I've seen things you've only seen in your nightmares. Things you can't even imagine. Things you can't even see. There are things that hunt you in the night. Then something screams. Then you hear them eating, and you hope to God that you're not dessert. Afraid? You don't even know what afraid is. Judy Shepherd: What happened to you? You shave with a piece of glass? Alan Parrish: What happened to you? The Clampett's have a yard sale? Judy Shepherd: Don't be fooled it isn't thunder, staying put would be a blunder. Young Sarah: At night they fly, you better run. These winged things are not much fun. Gun salesman: You're not a postal worker, are you? Sarah Whittle: Alan, you wrestled an alligator for me. Alan Parrish: It was a crocodile. Alligators don't have that little fringe on their hind leg. Sarah Whittle: My mistake. Peter Shepherd: This will not be an easy mission - monkeys slow the expedition. Judy Shepherd: A law of the jungle has been broken -- it will set back more than your token." Sarah Whittle: You tried to cheat? Peter Shepherd: I tried to drop the dice so they would land on twelve. Sarah Whittle: Don't ever call me crazy, Alan! Ever! 'Cause everyone in this town has called me crazy ever since I told them that you were sucked into a board game! Sarah Whittle: You did just see three monkeys go by on a motorcycle; right? Judy Shepherd: Yeah. Sarah Whittle: Good girl. Judy Shepherd: A little rain never hurt anybody! Alan Parrish: Yeah but a lot can kill you! Alan Parrish: Stop handing me things that come apart! Judy Shepherd: Alan, ready? Alan Parrish: There is no 'ready.' Sarah Whittle: They grow much faster than bamboo. Take care or they'll come after you. Alan Parish: You gotta roll with the punches. Aunt Nora: We'll go out for ice cream..... [mumbles to herself] Aunt Nora: and bourbon. [After Alan jumps onto Carl's cruiser] Alan Parrish: What year is it? Carl: It was brand new.