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Kangaroo Jack

Louis: The kangaroo got the money!
Charlie: What are you talking about?
Louis: I put the money in the jacket, and the jacket on the kangaroo, and now he's hopping away!

[Louis keeps driving into big rocks]
Charlie: Be careful Louis! You almost missed one!

Charlie: I'm sorry for feeling your boobs I didn't think they were real.

[they are running away from the cops]
Louis: They're scaring Waffles!
Charlie: Well, maybe you should have thought about that before taking your dog on a crime spree!

Charlie: I just got my ass kicked by a kangaroo.

Charlie: On that fateful day twenty years ago, Louis Booker saved my life and I never forgot it. He wouldn't let me.

Charlie: I think I just sweated out a bottle of Yoo-hoo I drank in the eighth grade.