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Karate Kid, The

[They arrive at their new home.]
Lucille LaRusso: This is it! This is the end of the line.
Daniel LaRusso: You're telling me.

Daniel LaRusso: Hey - you ever get into fights when you were a kid?
Miyagi: Huh - plenty.
Daniel LaRusso: Yeah, but it wasn't like the problem I have, right?
Miyagi: Why? Fighting fighting. Same same.
Daniel LaRusso: Yeah, but you knew karate.
Miyagi: Someone always know more.
Daniel LaRusso: You mean there were times when you were scared to fight?
Miyagi: Always scare. Miyagi hate fighting.
Daniel LaRusso: Yeah, but you like karate.
Miyagi: So?
Daniel LaRusso: So, karate's fighting. You train to fight.
Miyagi: That what you think?
Daniel LaRusso: [pondering] No.
Miyagi: Then why train?
Daniel LaRusso: [thinks] So I won't have to fight.
Miyagi: [laughs] Miyagi have hope for you.

Miyagi: Your friend, all karate student, eh?
Daniel LaRusso: Friend? Oh, yeah, those guys.
Miyagi: Problem: attitude.
Daniel LaRusso: No the problem is, I'm getting my ass kicked every other day, that's the problem!
Miyagi: Hai, because boys have bad attitude. Karate for defense only.
Daniel LaRusso: That's not what these guys are taught.
Miyagi: Hai -- can see. No such thing a bad student, only bad teacher. Teacher say, student do.
Daniel LaRusso: Oh, great, that solves everything for me. I'll just go down to the school and straighten it out with the teacher, no problem.
Miyagi: Now use head for something other than target.

[Miyagi karate-chops the tops off three beer bottles]
Daniel LaRusso: How did you do that? How did you do that?!
Miyagi: Don't know. First time.

Miyagi: Now, ready?
Daniel LaRusso: I guess so.
Miyagi: [sighs] Daniel-san, must talk. Man walk on road. Walk left side, safe. Walk right side, safe. Walk down middle, sooner or later, get squished
[makes squish gesture]
Miyagi: just like grape. Same here. You karate do "yes," or karate do "no." You karate do "guess so,"
[makes squish gesture]
Miyagi: just like grape. Understand?
Daniel LaRusso: Yeah, I understand.
Miyagi: Now, ready?
Daniel LaRusso: Yeah, I'm ready.

Miyagi: We make sacred pact. I promise teach karate to you, you promise learn. I say, you do, no questions.

Daniel LaRusso: Why didn't you tell me?
Miyagi: Tell what?
Daniel LaRusso: That you knew karate.
Miyagi: You not ask.
Daniel LaRusso: Well, where'd you learn it?
Miyagi: Father.
Daniel LaRusso: But I thought he was a fisherman.
Miyagi: In Okinawa, all Miyagi know two things: fish and karate.

Miyagi: Karate come from China, sixteenth century, called te, "hand." Hundred year later, Miyagi ancestor bring to Okinawa, call *kara*-te, "empty hand."
Daniel LaRusso: I thought it came from Buddhist temples and stuff like that.
Miyagi: You too much TV.

Daniel LaRusso: Oh, great, that solves everything for me. I'll just go down to the school and straighten it out with the teacher, no problem.
Miyagi: Now use head for something other than target.
Daniel LaRusso: Hey, I was just kidding about that.
Miyagi: Why kidding?
Daniel LaRusso: Because I'd get killed if I go down there.
Miyagi: Get killed anyway.

Daniel LaRusso: Wouldn't a fly swatter be easier?
Miyagi: Man who catch fly with chopstick accomplish anything.
Daniel LaRusso: Ever catch one?
Miyagi: Not yet.

John Kreese: Fear does not exist in this dojo, does it?!
Karate Student: No, Sensei!
John Kreese: Pain does not exist in this dojo, does it?!
Karate Student: No, Sensei!
John Kreese: Defeat does not exist in this dojo, does it?!
Karate Student: No, Sensei!

Daniel LaRusso: This school sucks, man! Sucks!

Daniel LaRusso: Hey, what kind of belt do you have?
Miyagi: Canvas. JC Penny. Three ninety-eight.

Lucille LaRusso: Palm trees, Damn! You know what that means?
Daniel LaRusso: Yea. Watch out for falling coconuts.

Daniel LaRusso: Hey, you got a name?
Ali Mills: Ali...with an I. Hey, what's your name?
Daniel LaRusso: Daniel...with an L

Daniel LaRusso: Could you teach me?
Miyagi: First learn standn learn fly. Nature rule, Daniel San, not mine.
Daniel LaRusso: Where'd you learn it from?
Miyagi: Father teach.
Daniel LaRusso: You musta had some father, Man.
Miyagi: Oh yes.

[Some drunks were drinking and setting their beer bottles on Mr. Miyagi's truck]
Miyagi: Excuse me, please. Boy cold. Must leave. Kindly remove bottles.
Drunk: Kindry do it yourself, Mr. Moto!

Daniel LaRusso: I can't believe this. I cannot believe this.
Miyagi: What?
Daniel LaRusso: What you just got me into in there.
Miyagi: Huh?
Daniel LaRusso: You said you were going to make things better for me.
Miyagi: But I did.
Daniel LaRusso: How?
Miyagi: How? Just saved you two months beating.
Daniel LaRusso: Oh great now I really have something to look forward to.

Daniel LaRusso: Hey where did these old cars come from?
Miyagi: Detroit.

Daniel LaRusso: This damn bike! I hate this bike! I hate this frigging bike! Stupid bike!
Lucille LaRusso: Daniel! What's the matter? Why did you throw your bike away?
Daniel LaRusso: Because I felt like it!

John Kreese: We do not train to be merciful here, mercy is for the weak. A man confronts you in the street he is your enemy. An enemy deserves no mercy.




	Home Jokes Film Quotes Boss Alert News Forum Links		Back to - Film Quotes - K Karate Kid, The [They arrive at their new home.] Lucille LaRusso: This is it! This is the end of the line. Daniel LaRusso: You're telling me. Daniel LaRusso: Hey - you ever get into fights when you were a kid? Miyagi: Huh - plenty. Daniel LaRusso: Yeah, but it wasn't like the problem I have, right? Miyagi: Why? Fighting fighting. Same same. Daniel LaRusso: Yeah, but you knew karate. Miyagi: Someone always know more. Daniel LaRusso: You mean there were times when you were scared to fight? Miyagi: Always scare. Miyagi hate fighting. Daniel LaRusso: Yeah, but you like karate. Miyagi: So? Daniel LaRusso: So, karate's fighting. You train to fight. Miyagi: That what you think? Daniel LaRusso: [pondering] No. Miyagi: Then why train? Daniel LaRusso: [thinks] So I won't have to fight. Miyagi: [laughs] Miyagi have hope for you. Miyagi: Your friend, all karate student, eh? Daniel LaRusso: Friend? Oh, yeah, those guys. Miyagi: Problem: attitude. Daniel LaRusso: No the problem is, I'm getting my ass kicked every other day, that's the problem! Miyagi: Hai, because boys have bad attitude. Karate for defense only. Daniel LaRusso: That's not what these guys are taught. Miyagi: Hai -- can see. No such thing a bad student, only bad teacher. Teacher say, student do. Daniel LaRusso: Oh, great, that solves everything for me. I'll just go down to the school and straighten it out with the teacher, no problem. Miyagi: Now use head for something other than target. [Miyagi karate-chops the tops off three beer bottles] Daniel LaRusso: How did you do that? How did you do that?! Miyagi: Don't know. First time. Miyagi: Now, ready? Daniel LaRusso: I guess so. Miyagi: [sighs] Daniel-san, must talk. Man walk on road. Walk left side, safe. Walk right side, safe. Walk down middle, sooner or later, get squished [makes squish gesture] Miyagi: just like grape. Same here. You karate do "yes," or karate do "no." You karate do "guess so," [makes squish gesture] Miyagi: just like grape. Understand? Daniel LaRusso: Yeah, I understand. Miyagi: Now, ready? Daniel LaRusso: Yeah, I'm ready. Miyagi: We make sacred pact. I promise teach karate to you, you promise learn. I say, you do, no questions. Daniel LaRusso: Why didn't you tell me? Miyagi: Tell what? Daniel LaRusso: That you knew karate. Miyagi: You not ask. Daniel LaRusso: Well, where'd you learn it? Miyagi: Father. Daniel LaRusso: But I thought he was a fisherman. Miyagi: In Okinawa, all Miyagi know two things: fish and karate. Miyagi: Karate come from China, sixteenth century, called te, "hand." Hundred year later, Miyagi ancestor bring to Okinawa, call kara-te, "empty hand." Daniel LaRusso: I thought it came from Buddhist temples and stuff like that. Miyagi: You too much TV. Daniel LaRusso: Oh, great, that solves everything for me. I'll just go down to the school and straighten it out with the teacher, no problem. Miyagi: Now use head for something other than target. Daniel LaRusso: Hey, I was just kidding about that. Miyagi: Why kidding? Daniel LaRusso: Because I'd get killed if I go down there. Miyagi: Get killed anyway. Daniel LaRusso: Wouldn't a fly swatter be easier? Miyagi: Man who catch fly with chopstick accomplish anything. Daniel LaRusso: Ever catch one? Miyagi: Not yet. John Kreese: Fear does not exist in this dojo, does it?! Karate Student: No, Sensei! John Kreese: Pain does not exist in this dojo, does it?! Karate Student: No, Sensei! John Kreese: Defeat does not exist in this dojo, does it?! Karate Student: No, Sensei! Daniel LaRusso: This school sucks, man! Sucks! Daniel LaRusso: Hey, what kind of belt do you have? Miyagi: Canvas. JC Penny. Three ninety-eight. Lucille LaRusso: Palm trees, Damn! You know what that means? Daniel LaRusso: Yea. Watch out for falling coconuts. Daniel LaRusso: Hey, you got a name? Ali Mills: Ali...with an I. Hey, what's your name? Daniel LaRusso: Daniel...with an L Daniel LaRusso: Could you teach me? Miyagi: First learn standn learn fly. Nature rule, Daniel San, not mine. Daniel LaRusso: Where'd you learn it from? Miyagi: Father teach. Daniel LaRusso: You musta had some father, Man. Miyagi: Oh yes. [Some drunks were drinking and setting their beer bottles on Mr. Miyagi's truck] Miyagi: Excuse me, please. Boy cold. Must leave. Kindly remove bottles. Drunk: Kindry do it yourself, Mr. Moto! Daniel LaRusso: I can't believe this. I cannot believe this. Miyagi: What? Daniel LaRusso: What you just got me into in there. Miyagi: Huh? Daniel LaRusso: You said you were going to make things better for me. Miyagi: But I did. Daniel LaRusso: How? Miyagi: How? Just saved you two months beating. Daniel LaRusso: Oh great now I really have something to look forward to. Daniel LaRusso: Hey where did these old cars come from? Miyagi: Detroit. Daniel LaRusso: This damn bike! I hate this bike! I hate this frigging bike! Stupid bike! Lucille LaRusso: Daniel! What's the matter? Why did you throw your bike away? Daniel LaRusso: Because I felt like it! John Kreese: We do not train to be merciful here, mercy is for the weak. A man confronts you in the street he is your enemy. An enemy deserves no mercy.