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Kid, The

Russ Duritz: Isn't it cool we both have to go to the bathroom at the same time?
Russ Duritz: Oh, yeah. This is a moment I'll cherish forever.

Russ Duritz: How old are you?
Russ Duritz: Forty. In a couple days.
Russ Duritz: That is old! I'm turning eight. In a couple days.
Russ Duritz: Eight. You're eight. I'm eight.
Russ Duritz: This is scary.
Russ Duritz: No. This is hilarious.

Russ Duritz: So let me get this straight: I turn out to be a loser?!

[Seeing that Russ and Rusty are the same person]
Amy: I really wish I was standing on a carpet right now.
[faints]

Russ Duritz: There's saftey in sandwiches.

Russ Duritz: Look at him. It's so embarrassing.
Amy: You know what's embarrassing? You're adorable...then. You're adorable then.

Russ Duritz: When do I learn how to drive?
Russ Duritz: When you're sixteen.
Russ Duritz: When do I get a car?
Russ Duritz: When you're eighteen.
Russ Duritz: When do I get a hickey?
Russ Duritz: [smile] When you're seventeen.
Russ Duritz: When do I find out what a hickey is???
Russ Duritz: Not tonight.

Russ Duritz: Holy smokes... 99 channels and nothing's on!