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League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, The

Tom Sawyer: They always said European women are funny.

Dr. Henry Jekyll: I'm not going to let him take over again.
Dorian Gray: Then what good are you?

Marksman #3: What are you?
Dorian Gray: I'm complicated.

Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): A scientist? Are we going to experimenting on things?

Mina Harker: No... he's lived long enough.

Allan Quartermain: You're missing a portrait, Mr. Gray.
Dorian Gray: And you're missing nothing?

Mina Harker: He worships death. Can we trust him?
Allan Quartermain: It's not him I'm worried about.

Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): That's the last time I ever play with matches.

Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): They'll provide an antidote. Or that's if I'm a good boy.
Allan Quartermain: And are you a good boy?
Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): I guess you'll find out.

Dorian Gray: Mina. You're still alive...
Mina Harker: That would be so. I can't die.

Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): You scratched me!
Dorian Gray: Better me than him.

Dorian Gray: The bedroom, Mina, does it give you memories? Or ideas?

[getting stabbed in the groin]
Dorian Gray: If that had been permanent, I would have been very upset.

Dorian Gray: Empires will always crumble...
Mycroft Holmes (M): You think you're better than me, don't you? You forget, I've seen your portrait.

Mina Harker: You broke my heart once. This time you missed.

Allan Quartermain: If you can't do it with one bullet, don't do it at all.

Sanderson Reed: Have you no patriotism?
Allan Quartermain: [stands up with a drink] God save the Queen!
Club Patrons: [blandly] God save the Queen.
Allan Quartermain: That's about as much patriotism as this place can muster.

Allan Quartermain: Automatic rifles! Who on earth has automatic rifles?
Club Patron: Damned unsporting! Probably Belgian!

Sanderson Reed: They're indestructible!
Allan Quartermain: No, just armor-plated.

Mina Harker: You're sweet, and you're young; neither are traits that I hold in high regard.

Mina Harker: Do you realize what you've done? What you've let out of me?
Dorian Gray: A woman's wrath? Oh, I'm petrified!

Mycroft Holmes (M): How many times do I have to kill these cretins?

Rodney Skinner (The Invisible Man): Allow me to introduce myself. Rodney Skinner, gentleman thief!

Dorian Gray: Mina... your alive!
Mina Harker: It's possible I can't die. The same could be said of you. Let's put it to the test.

Dorian Gray: I'm an immortal, not a gazelle.