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Lilo & Stitch

Lilo: Oh good! My dog's found a chainsaw!

Stitch: [While using a VW Beetle to defend himself against attackers] Blue punch buggy...no punch-backs!

Stitch: This is my family. I found it, all on my own. It's little, and broken, but still good. Yeah, still good.

Lilo: Ohana means family, family means nobody gets left behind. Or forgotten.

Jumba: His destructive programming is taking effect. He will be irresistibly drawn to large cities where he will back up sewers, reverse street signs, and steal everyone's left shoe.

Lilo: [explaining the death of her parents to Sitch] It was raining, and they went for a drive. What happened to yours? I hear you crying at night. Are you thinking about them? I know that's why you wreck things, and push me.

Lilo: I'm sorry I bit you...and pulled your hair...and punched you in the face...

Lilo: [creating voodoo dolls of her playmates] My friends need to be punished.

Mr. Cobra Bubbles: So far, you have been set adrift in the sheltered harbor of my patience.

Pleakley: Oh great! He's loose!
Jumba: His destructive programming is taking effect. He'll be irresistibly drawn to large cities where he'll back up plumbing, reverse street signs, and steal everyone's left shoe.

Stitch: You forgot cute and FLUFFY!!

Lilo: And she disciplines me! She disciplines me real good... five times a day! With bricks! And a pillowcase...

Nani: I think it's a koala, an evil koala.

Jumba: WHAT?? After all that you've put us through you expect us to help you just like that?? JUST LIKE THAT?????
Stitch: ...Ih.
Jumba: Alright then.
Pleakley: What? You're going to help them?
Jumba: He is very persuasive.

Lilo: Can't you ever build anything?
[Stitch builds a cityscape out of books and toys]
Lilo: Wow - San Francisco.
[Stitch destroys the scene a la Godzilla]
Lilo: No more caffeine for you.

Lilo: Leave me alone to diiiiie.

Hula Teacher: Lilo, why are you all wet?
Lilo: It's sandwich day! Every Thursday I take Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich.
Hula Teacher: Pudge is a fish?
Lilo: And today we were out of peanut butter. I asked my sister what to give him, and she said, "A tuna sandwich." I can't give Pudge tuna!
[whispering]
Lilo: Do you know what tuna IS?
Hula Teacher: Fish?
Lilo: [hysterical] IT'S FISH! If I gave Pudge tuna, I'd be an abomination! I'm late because I had to go to the store and get peanut butter 'cause all we have is...is...STINKIN' TUNA!!
Hula Teacher: Lilo, Lilo, why is this so important?
Lilo: Pudge controls the weather.

Captain Gantu: Abomination!
Stitch: Stupid-head!

Stitch: Poocha Chubugga Oom Chickee! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Stitch: Also cute and fluffy!

Lilo: Our family's little now, and we don't have many toys... But if you want, you could be a part of it. You could be our baby, and we'd raise you to be good.

Jumba: Come on! What's the big deal?
Stitch: [in alien language] Oongatish mista!
Jumba: We'll put you back together again... I'll make you taller, and not so fluffy!
[whips plate at Stitch, frisbee style]
Stitch: I like fluffy!

Nani: I shouldn't have yelled at you...
Lilo: We're sisters.... It's our job.

Lilo: I like you better as a sister than a mom.
Nani: Yeah?
Lilo: And you like me better as a sister than a rabbit, right?

Lilo: A falling star.... I call it!!.. Get out, get out! I have to make a wish!
[Pushes Nani out of her room]
Lilo: Can't you go any faster?
Nani: Oh no! Gravity is increasing on me!
Lilo: No it's not!
Nani: Is too, Lilo, the same thing happened yesterday.
Lilo: You rotten sister, your butt is crushing me!

Rescue Lady: Oh yes, mmhmm, all of our dogs are adoptable
[Lilo walks in with Stitch]
Rescue Lady: Except that one!
Nani: What is that thing?!
Rescue Lady: A dog, I think.. But it was dead this morning..
Nani: It was dead this morning?!
Rescue Lady: Well we thought it was dead, it was hit by a truck!

Lilo: [Sitting at a table with Stitch] David! I got a new dog!
David: Auwe... You sure it's a dog?
Lilo: Uh huh.. He used to be a collie before he got ran over.

Lilo: Did you lose your job because of Stitch and me?
Nani: Nah.. The manager's a vampire and he wanted me to join his legion of the undead.
Lilo: [to herself] I knew it!

Nani: Did you catch fire again?
David: No just the stage.

Lilo: Don't worry she likes your butt and fancy hair, I read her diary.

Lilo: Hello Mr. Bubbles, aliens are attacking my house.

Lilo: Did you...kill anybody?
Mr. Cobra Bubbles: We're getting off-subject here.

Lilo: Elvis Presley was a model citizen. I've compiled a list of his traits for you to practice. Number one...is dancing!

Jumba: So, tell me, my little one-eyed one. On what poor, pitiful defenseless planet has my monstrosity been unleashed?

Grand Councilwoman: What if our military forces just landed there?
Pleakley: Well that'll be a BAD IDEA! These are extremely simple creatures miss. Landing there would create mass mayhem and planet wide panic!

Rescue lady: You have to think of a name for him.
Lilo: His name is... Stitch.
Rescue lady: Now that's not a real name ..
[Nani gesturing NO]
Rescue lady: ... in Iceland. But here it's a good name! Stitch it is.

Stitch: Aloha!

Grand Councilwoman: How do you plead?
Jumba: Not guilty! My experiments are only theoretical, completely within legal boundaries.
Grand Councilwoman: We believe you actually...created something.
Jumba: Created something? Hah! That would be irresponsible and unethical. I would never, ever...
[Stitch is revealed.]
Jumba: ...make...more than one.

Nani: You are so finished when I get in there! I'm gonna stuff you in the blender, push "puree," then bake you into a pie and feed it to the social worker! And when he says, "Mmmm, this is great, what's your secret?" I'm gonna say...
[Looks up, notices Cobra Bubbles]
Nani: ..."Love...and...nurturing..."

Grand Councilwoman: So it IS a monster.
Jumba: Just a little one.

Nani: What's your name?
Mr. Cobra Bubbles: Bubbles.
Nani: Bubbles? That's a weird-
Mr. Cobra Bubbles: Yes I know!

David: [to Stitch] So you're from outer space? I hear the surfing is choice.

Captain Gantu: Place that idiot scientist under arrest!
Jumba: I prefer to be called Evil Genius!

Grand Councilwoman: Are they intelligent?
Pleakley: No. In fact, every time a meteor hits their planet they have to repopulate. Fascinating isn't it?

Pleakley: Oh good, I wanted to add theft, endangerment and insanity to the list of things I did today.
Jumba: Ha ha.. You too?

Nani: Oh, you are such a pain.
Lilo: Than why don't you sell me a buy a rabbit instead?
Nani: At least a rabbit would behave better than you!
Lilo: Good, than you'll be happy cuz it'll be smarter than me too!
Nani: And quiter!
Lilo: You'll like it cuz it's stinky like you!!
[Lilo slam her bedroom door]
Nani: GO TO YOUR ROOOOM!!!
Lilo: I'M ALREADY IN MY ROOM!!




	Home Jokes Film Quotes Boss Alert News Forum Links		Back to - Film Quotes - L Lilo & Stitch Lilo: Oh good! My dog's found a chainsaw! Stitch: [While using a VW Beetle to defend himself against attackers] Blue punch buggy...no punch-backs! Stitch: This is my family. I found it, all on my own. It's little, and broken, but still good. Yeah, still good. Lilo: Ohana means family, family means nobody gets left behind. Or forgotten. Jumba: His destructive programming is taking effect. He will be irresistibly drawn to large cities where he will back up sewers, reverse street signs, and steal everyone's left shoe. Lilo: [explaining the death of her parents to Sitch] It was raining, and they went for a drive. What happened to yours? I hear you crying at night. Are you thinking about them? I know that's why you wreck things, and push me. Lilo: I'm sorry I bit you...and pulled your hair...and punched you in the face... Lilo: [creating voodoo dolls of her playmates] My friends need to be punished. Mr. Cobra Bubbles: So far, you have been set adrift in the sheltered harbor of my patience. Pleakley: Oh great! He's loose! Jumba: His destructive programming is taking effect. He'll be irresistibly drawn to large cities where he'll back up plumbing, reverse street signs, and steal everyone's left shoe. Stitch: You forgot cute and FLUFFY!! Lilo: And she disciplines me! She disciplines me real good... five times a day! With bricks! And a pillowcase... Nani: I think it's a koala, an evil koala. Jumba: WHAT?? After all that you've put us through you expect us to help you just like that?? JUST LIKE THAT????? Stitch: ...Ih. Jumba: Alright then. Pleakley: What? You're going to help them? Jumba: He is very persuasive. Lilo: Can't you ever build anything? [Stitch builds a cityscape out of books and toys] Lilo: Wow - San Francisco. [Stitch destroys the scene a la Godzilla] Lilo: No more caffeine for you. Lilo: Leave me alone to diiiiie. Hula Teacher: Lilo, why are you all wet? Lilo: It's sandwich day! Every Thursday I take Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich. Hula Teacher: Pudge is a fish? Lilo: And today we were out of peanut butter. I asked my sister what to give him, and she said, "A tuna sandwich." I can't give Pudge tuna! [whispering] Lilo: Do you know what tuna IS? Hula Teacher: Fish? Lilo: [hysterical] IT'S FISH! If I gave Pudge tuna, I'd be an abomination! I'm late because I had to go to the store and get peanut butter 'cause all we have is...is...STINKIN' TUNA!! Hula Teacher: Lilo, Lilo, why is this so important? Lilo: Pudge controls the weather. Captain Gantu: Abomination! Stitch: Stupid-head! Stitch: Poocha Chubugga Oom Chickee! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Stitch: Also cute and fluffy! Lilo: Our family's little now, and we don't have many toys... But if you want, you could be a part of it. You could be our baby, and we'd raise you to be good. Jumba: Come on! What's the big deal? Stitch: [in alien language] Oongatish mista! Jumba: We'll put you back together again... I'll make you taller, and not so fluffy! [whips plate at Stitch, frisbee style] Stitch: I like fluffy! Nani: I shouldn't have yelled at you... Lilo: We're sisters.... It's our job. Lilo: I like you better as a sister than a mom. Nani: Yeah? Lilo: And you like me better as a sister than a rabbit, right? Lilo: A falling star.... I call it!!.. Get out, get out! I have to make a wish! [Pushes Nani out of her room] Lilo: Can't you go any faster? Nani: Oh no! Gravity is increasing on me! Lilo: No it's not! Nani: Is too, Lilo, the same thing happened yesterday. Lilo: You rotten sister, your butt is crushing me! Rescue Lady: Oh yes, mmhmm, all of our dogs are adoptable [Lilo walks in with Stitch] Rescue Lady: Except that one! Nani: What is that thing?! Rescue Lady: A dog, I think.. But it was dead this morning.. Nani: It was dead this morning?! Rescue Lady: Well we thought it was dead, it was hit by a truck! Lilo: [Sitting at a table with Stitch] David! I got a new dog! David: Auwe... You sure it's a dog? Lilo: Uh huh.. He used to be a collie before he got ran over. Lilo: Did you lose your job because of Stitch and me? Nani: Nah.. The manager's a vampire and he wanted me to join his legion of the undead. Lilo: [to herself] I knew it! Nani: Did you catch fire again? David: No just the stage. Lilo: Don't worry she likes your butt and fancy hair, I read her diary. Lilo: Hello Mr. Bubbles, aliens are attacking my house. Lilo: Did you...kill anybody? Mr. Cobra Bubbles: We're getting off-subject here. Lilo: Elvis Presley was a model citizen. I've compiled a list of his traits for you to practice. Number one...is dancing! Jumba: So, tell me, my little one-eyed one. On what poor, pitiful defenseless planet has my monstrosity been unleashed? Grand Councilwoman: What if our military forces just landed there? Pleakley: Well that'll be a BAD IDEA! These are extremely simple creatures miss. Landing there would create mass mayhem and planet wide panic! Rescue lady: You have to think of a name for him. Lilo: His name is... Stitch. Rescue lady: Now that's not a real name .. [Nani gesturing NO] Rescue lady: ... in Iceland. But here it's a good name! Stitch it is. Stitch: Aloha! Grand Councilwoman: How do you plead? Jumba: Not guilty! My experiments are only theoretical, completely within legal boundaries. Grand Councilwoman: We believe you actually...created something. Jumba: Created something? Hah! That would be irresponsible and unethical. I would never, ever... [Stitch is revealed.] Jumba: ...make...more than one. Nani: You are so finished when I get in there! I'm gonna stuff you in the blender, push "puree," then bake you into a pie and feed it to the social worker! And when he says, "Mmmm, this is great, what's your secret?" I'm gonna say... [Looks up, notices Cobra Bubbles] Nani: ..."Love...and...nurturing..." Grand Councilwoman: So it IS a monster. Jumba: Just a little one. Nani: What's your name? Mr. Cobra Bubbles: Bubbles. Nani: Bubbles? That's a weird- Mr. Cobra Bubbles: Yes I know! David: [to Stitch] So you're from outer space? I hear the surfing is choice. Captain Gantu: Place that idiot scientist under arrest! Jumba: I prefer to be called Evil Genius! Grand Councilwoman: Are they intelligent? Pleakley: No. In fact, every time a meteor hits their planet they have to repopulate. Fascinating isn't it? Pleakley: Oh good, I wanted to add theft, endangerment and insanity to the list of things I did today. Jumba: Ha ha.. You too? Nani: Oh, you are such a pain. Lilo: Than why don't you sell me a buy a rabbit instead? Nani: At least a rabbit would behave better than you! Lilo: Good, than you'll be happy cuz it'll be smarter than me too! Nani: And quiter! Lilo: You'll like it cuz it's stinky like you!! [Lilo slam her bedroom door] Nani: GO TO YOUR ROOOOM!!! Lilo: I'M ALREADY IN MY ROOM!!