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Mask, The

Mask: Hold on, Sugar! Daddy's got a sweet tooth tonight!

The Bank Manager: You're 40 minutes late, Ipkiss! Now that's the same as stealing!

[After being shot]
Mask: Hold me closer Ed, it's getting dark. Tell Auntie Em to let Old Yeller out, (cough cough), tell Tiny Tim I won't be coming home this Christmas, (cough cough), tell Scarlett I do give a damn, (cough, cough)
[he dies, an audience applauds]
Mask: Thank you, you love me, you really love me!

[The Mask, standing in front of a mirror, in the process of going out to a club]
The Mask: It's party time. P, A, R, T. Why? Because I gotta!

[Stanley attempts to get his dog to steal the keys from the sleeping guard]
Stanley Ipkiss: No Milo, not the "cheese"... The "keys"!!!

Charlie Schumacher: Forget her, Stanley... That girl will tear your heart out, put it in a blender and hit "frappe."

The Mask: Our love is like a red, red rose... and I am a little thorny.

The Mask: [innocently] No! It wasn't me! It was the One-Armed Man!

Charlie Schumacher: That was beautiful! I got chills! What side of whose bed did you wake up on?

Peggy Brandt: Most of the men in this town think monogamy is some kind of wood.

[Pulls out a condom in front of a bunch of thugs]
The Mask: Sorry, wrong pocket.

Eddy: The money better be here, Ipkiss. Or you're gonna "Ipkiss" your ass goodbye.

[In a thick French accent]
The Mask: Hello Cherie. We meet again. Is it fate? Is it meant to be? Is it written in the stars that we are destined to fraternize?
[Normal voice]
The Mask: I'd like to think so. Ha, ha ha!

Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: There can't be two idiots with pajamas like these

Alley Punk: Hey, mister! You got the time?
The Mask: As a matter of fact I do, Cubby.
[pulls out watch]
The Mask: LOOK AT THAT! It's about two seconds before I honk your nose and pull your underwear over your head!

The Mask: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSMOKIN!

The Mask: Ooh, somebody stop me!

Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: Somebody STOLE your pajamas!?
Stanley Ipkiss: I mean, uh, what is this world coming to when a man's....*pajama drawer* is no longer safe?

[Lt. Mitch Kellaway finds a picture of his wife in the Mask's pocket]
Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: Margaret! Why you son of a...
The Mask: That's funny? I thought you'd have a sense of humor about it; after all,....YOU MARRIED HER!

Cop: A bazooka?
The Mask: I have a permit for that.

Bank Manager: Ipkiss! We have a crisis on our hands and you stroll in over an hour late...
Stanley Ipkiss: Back off monkey-boy, or I'll tell your daddy you're running this place like you're own personal piggie-bank or maybe I should call the IRS and arrange a little vacation for you at club FED!

Bobby: Uh, are you on the list?
The Mask: Noooo. But I believe my friends are. Perhaps you know them.
[He takes thousands of dollars out of his pocket]
The Mask: Franklin, Grant, and...Jackson?




	Home Jokes Film Quotes Boss Alert News Forum Links		Back to - Film Quotes - M Mask, The Mask: Hold on, Sugar! Daddy's got a sweet tooth tonight! The Bank Manager: You're 40 minutes late, Ipkiss! Now that's the same as stealing! [After being shot] Mask: Hold me closer Ed, it's getting dark. Tell Auntie Em to let Old Yeller out, (cough cough), tell Tiny Tim I won't be coming home this Christmas, (cough cough), tell Scarlett I do give a damn, (cough, cough) [he dies, an audience applauds] Mask: Thank you, you love me, you really love me! [The Mask, standing in front of a mirror, in the process of going out to a club] The Mask: It's party time. P, A, R, T. Why? Because I gotta! [Stanley attempts to get his dog to steal the keys from the sleeping guard] Stanley Ipkiss: No Milo, not the "cheese"... The "keys"!!! Charlie Schumacher: Forget her, Stanley... That girl will tear your heart out, put it in a blender and hit "frappe." The Mask: Our love is like a red, red rose... and I am a little thorny. The Mask: [innocently] No! It wasn't me! It was the One-Armed Man! Charlie Schumacher: That was beautiful! I got chills! What side of whose bed did you wake up on? Peggy Brandt: Most of the men in this town think monogamy is some kind of wood. [Pulls out a condom in front of a bunch of thugs] The Mask: Sorry, wrong pocket. Eddy: The money better be here, Ipkiss. Or you're gonna "Ipkiss" your ass goodbye. [In a thick French accent] The Mask: Hello Cherie. We meet again. Is it fate? Is it meant to be? Is it written in the stars that we are destined to fraternize? [Normal voice] The Mask: I'd like to think so. Ha, ha ha! Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: There can't be two idiots with pajamas like these Alley Punk: Hey, mister! You got the time? The Mask: As a matter of fact I do, Cubby. [pulls out watch] The Mask: LOOK AT THAT! It's about two seconds before I honk your nose and pull your underwear over your head! The Mask: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSMOKIN! The Mask: Ooh, somebody stop me! Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: Somebody STOLE your pajamas!? Stanley Ipkiss: I mean, uh, what is this world coming to when a man's....pajama drawer is no longer safe? [Lt. Mitch Kellaway finds a picture of his wife in the Mask's pocket] Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: Margaret! Why you son of a... The Mask: That's funny? I thought you'd have a sense of humor about it; after all,....YOU MARRIED HER! Cop: A bazooka? The Mask: I have a permit for that. Bank Manager: Ipkiss! We have a crisis on our hands and you stroll in over an hour late... Stanley Ipkiss: Back off monkey-boy, or I'll tell your daddy you're running this place like you're own personal piggie-bank or maybe I should call the IRS and arrange a little vacation for you at club FED! Bobby: Uh, are you on the list? The Mask: Noooo. But I believe my friends are. Perhaps you know them. [He takes thousands of dollars out of his pocket] The Mask: Franklin, Grant, and...Jackson?