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Agent Thompson: You!
Agent Smith: Yes, me.
[turns Thompson into another Smith]
Agent Smith: Me... me... me...
Agent Smith Clone: Me too.

Trinity: You told me never to get on the freeway. You said it was suicide.
Morpheus: Then let us hope that I was wrong.

Commander Lock: Not everyone believes what you do Morpheus.
Morpheus: My beliefs do not require them to.

Neo: So we need machines, and machines need us. Is that your point?
Councillor Harmann: No, no point. Old men like me don't bother in making points. There is no point.
Neo: Is that why there are no young men on the council?
Councillor Harmann: Good point.

Twin #1: We are getting aggravated.
Twin #2: Yes, we are.

Bane: Oh God!
Agent Smith: Smith will suffice.

Merovingian: French is the best language to swear in.
[stream of curses]
Merovingian: It's like wiping your ass with silk.

Seraph: The Oracle has many enemies, I had to be sure.
Neo: Of what?
Seraph: That you were The One.
Neo: You could've just asked.

The Architect: Hello Neo.
Neo: Who are you?
The Architect: I am the Architect. I created the Matrix. I have been waiting for you. You have many questions and although the process has altered your consciousness you remain irrevocably human, ergo some of my answers you will understand and some of them you will not. Concordantly, while your first question maybe the most pertinent you may or may not realize it is also the most irrelevant.

The Keymaker: I've been waiting for you.

The Architect: You are here because Zion is about to be destroyed. Its every living inhabitant terminated, its entire existence eradicated.
Neo: Bullshit!
[The monitors respond the same]
The Architect: Denial is the most predictable of all human responses. But, rest assured, this will be the sixth time we have destroyed it, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it.

Neo: If I were you, I would hope that we don't meet again.
The Architect: We won't.

Neo: But if you already know, how can I make a choice?
The Oracle: Because you didn't come here to make a choice, you've already made it. You're here to try to understand why you made it.

Morpheus: I have dreamed a dream, but now that dream is gone from me.

The Oracle: So, let's get the obvious stuff out of the way.
Neo: You're not human, are you?
The Oracle: Well, it's harder to get much more obvious than that.

The Oracle: It seems that every time we meet, I have nothing but bad news. I'm sorry about that, I truly am. But for what it's worth, you've made a believer out of me. Good luck, kiddo.

Neo: Are there other programs like you?
The Oracle: Oh, well, not like me. But... look, see those birds? At some point a program was written to govern them. A program was written to watch over the trees, and the wind, the sunrise, and sunset. There are programs running all over the place. The ones doing their job, doing what they were meant to do, are invisible. You'd never even know they were here. But the other ones, well, we hear about them all the time.
Neo: I've never heard of them.
The Oracle: Oh, of course you have. Every time you've heard someone say they saw a ghost, or an angel. Every story you've ever heard about vampires, werewolves, or aliens, is the system assimilating some program that's doing something they're not supposed to be doing.

Councillor Harmann: I hate sleeping. I figured, I've slept the first eleven years of my life away, so now I'm just making up for it.

[Neo has just revived Trinity]
Trinity: Now we're even.

Trinity: Touch me and that hand will never touch anything again.

Neo: Hm, Upgrades.

[Twin #1 gets shot in the arm while blocking a door]
Twin #1: [to his brother] Could we move along?

Commander Lock: If it were up to me, you'd never step foot in another ship!
Morpheus: Then I am grateful, Commander, that it is not up to you.

Persephone: ...just a sample.
Trinity: How about you sample this?
[pulls out her gun]

The Keymaker: We do what we are meant to do.
Agent: Then you are meant for one more thing: deletion.

[Twins disappear through floor]
Trinity: That's a neat trick.

Link: Where's my pus... Hey kids!

[after watching Neo stop thousands of bullets in the air.]
Merovingian: Okay, you have some skill.

Agent Smith: I killed you, Mr. Anderson. I watched you die.... with some satisfaction, I might add. Then something happened- something I thought would be impossible, but it happened anyway. You destroyed me, Mr. Anderson. Afterwards, I was aware of the rules. I knew what I was supposed to do, but I didn't. I was compelled to stay- compelled to disobey. And right now, here I stand because of you, Mr. Anderson. Because of you, I'm no longer an Agent of this system. Because of you, I'm unplugged. A new man, sort of speak- like you. Apparently free.
Neo: Congratulations.
Agent Smith: Thank you.

Agent Smith: [to Neo] Still using all the muscles except the one that matters?
[points to head]

Persephone: ...Because you still have lipstick on you.
Merovingian: Lipstick?
[checks his face]
Merovingian: What Lipstick?
Persephone: Not on your face.
Merovingian: Dammit woman, you will be the death of me.

The Oracle: Candy?
Neo: You already know if I'm going to take it?
The Oracle: Wouldn't be much of an Oracle if I didn't.

[To Morpheus]
Agent Smith: If you can't beat us...
Agent Smith Clone: ...join us!

Neo: Why are you here?
The Oracle: Same reason. I love candy.

The Architect: Hope, it is the quintessential human delusion, simultaneously the source of your greatest strength, and your greatest weakness.

Agent Smith: We're not here because we're free, we're here because we're not free. There is no escaping this system.

Trinity: Where's Neo?
Link: Doin' his Superman thing.

Seraph: You do not truly know someone until you fight him.

Agent Smith: I'm looking Neo. You see, he set me free...

Agent Smith: You see, the good thing about being me, is that there are so many me's.

Neo: Hiya, fellas.
Agent Johnson: It's him.
Agent Thompson: The anomaly.
Agent Jackson: Do we proceed?
Agent Johnson: Yes...
Agent Thompson: ...he is still...
Agent Jackson: ...only human.




	Home Jokes Film Quotes Boss Alert News Forum Links		Back to - Film Quotes - M Matrix Reloaded, The Agent Thompson: You! Agent Smith: Yes, me. [turns Thompson into another Smith] Agent Smith: Me... me... me... Agent Smith Clone: Me too. Trinity: You told me never to get on the freeway. You said it was suicide. Morpheus: Then let us hope that I was wrong. Commander Lock: Not everyone believes what you do Morpheus. Morpheus: My beliefs do not require them to. Neo: So we need machines, and machines need us. Is that your point? Councillor Harmann: No, no point. Old men like me don't bother in making points. There is no point. Neo: Is that why there are no young men on the council? Councillor Harmann: Good point. Twin #1: We are getting aggravated. Twin #2: Yes, we are. Bane: Oh God! Agent Smith: Smith will suffice. Merovingian: French is the best language to swear in. [stream of curses] Merovingian: It's like wiping your ass with silk. Seraph: The Oracle has many enemies, I had to be sure. Neo: Of what? Seraph: That you were The One. Neo: You could've just asked. The Architect: Hello Neo. Neo: Who are you? The Architect: I am the Architect. I created the Matrix. I have been waiting for you. You have many questions and although the process has altered your consciousness you remain irrevocably human, ergo some of my answers you will understand and some of them you will not. Concordantly, while your first question maybe the most pertinent you may or may not realize it is also the most irrelevant. The Keymaker: I've been waiting for you. The Architect: You are here because Zion is about to be destroyed. Its every living inhabitant terminated, its entire existence eradicated. Neo: Bullshit! [The monitors respond the same] The Architect: Denial is the most predictable of all human responses. But, rest assured, this will be the sixth time we have destroyed it, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it. Neo: If I were you, I would hope that we don't meet again. The Architect: We won't. Neo: But if you already know, how can I make a choice? The Oracle: Because you didn't come here to make a choice, you've already made it. You're here to try to understand why you made it. Morpheus: I have dreamed a dream, but now that dream is gone from me. The Oracle: So, let's get the obvious stuff out of the way. Neo: You're not human, are you? The Oracle: Well, it's harder to get much more obvious than that. The Oracle: It seems that every time we meet, I have nothing but bad news. I'm sorry about that, I truly am. But for what it's worth, you've made a believer out of me. Good luck, kiddo. Neo: Are there other programs like you? The Oracle: Oh, well, not like me. But... look, see those birds? At some point a program was written to govern them. A program was written to watch over the trees, and the wind, the sunrise, and sunset. There are programs running all over the place. The ones doing their job, doing what they were meant to do, are invisible. You'd never even know they were here. But the other ones, well, we hear about them all the time. Neo: I've never heard of them. The Oracle: Oh, of course you have. Every time you've heard someone say they saw a ghost, or an angel. Every story you've ever heard about vampires, werewolves, or aliens, is the system assimilating some program that's doing something they're not supposed to be doing. Councillor Harmann: I hate sleeping. I figured, I've slept the first eleven years of my life away, so now I'm just making up for it. [Neo has just revived Trinity] Trinity: Now we're even. Trinity: Touch me and that hand will never touch anything again. Neo: Hm, Upgrades. [Twin #1 gets shot in the arm while blocking a door] Twin #1: [to his brother] Could we move along? Commander Lock: If it were up to me, you'd never step foot in another ship! Morpheus: Then I am grateful, Commander, that it is not up to you. Persephone: ...just a sample. Trinity: How about you sample this? [pulls out her gun] The Keymaker: We do what we are meant to do. Agent: Then you are meant for one more thing: deletion. [Twins disappear through floor] Trinity: That's a neat trick. Link: Where's my pus... Hey kids! [after watching Neo stop thousands of bullets in the air.] Merovingian: Okay, you have some skill. Agent Smith: I killed you, Mr. Anderson. I watched you die.... with some satisfaction, I might add. Then something happened- something I thought would be impossible, but it happened anyway. You destroyed me, Mr. Anderson. Afterwards, I was aware of the rules. I knew what I was supposed to do, but I didn't. I was compelled to stay- compelled to disobey. And right now, here I stand because of you, Mr. Anderson. Because of you, I'm no longer an Agent of this system. Because of you, I'm unplugged. A new man, sort of speak- like you. Apparently free. Neo: Congratulations. Agent Smith: Thank you. Agent Smith: [to Neo] Still using all the muscles except the one that matters? [points to head] Persephone: ...Because you still have lipstick on you. Merovingian: Lipstick? [checks his face] Merovingian: What Lipstick? Persephone: Not on your face. Merovingian: Dammit woman, you will be the death of me. The Oracle: Candy? Neo: You already know if I'm going to take it? The Oracle: Wouldn't be much of an Oracle if I didn't. [To Morpheus] Agent Smith: If you can't beat us... Agent Smith Clone: ...join us! Neo: Why are you here? The Oracle: Same reason. I love candy. The Architect: Hope, it is the quintessential human delusion, simultaneously the source of your greatest strength, and your greatest weakness. Agent Smith: We're not here because we're free, we're here because we're not free. There is no escaping this system. Trinity: Where's Neo? Link: Doin' his Superman thing. Seraph: You do not truly know someone until you fight him. Agent Smith: I'm looking Neo. You see, he set me free... Agent Smith: You see, the good thing about being me, is that there are so many me's. Neo: Hiya, fellas. Agent Johnson: It's him. Agent Thompson: The anomaly. Agent Jackson: Do we proceed? Agent Johnson: Yes... Agent Thompson: ...he is still... Agent Jackson: ...only human.