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My Big Fat Greek Wedding

Maria Portokalos: The men may be the head of the house but the women are the neck and they can turn the head anyway they want.

Angelo: Hey Ian, we're gonna kill ya! Opah!

Toula Portokalos: (Pointing to Ian's bruised nose) What happened? Biker fight? nose job? What?
Ian Miller: Uh...yeah.
Toula Portokalos: No, really.
Ian Miller: You don't want to know.
Toula Portokalos: Oh I don't know. If I had survived an old lady ass-kicking I would want to brag about it.

Maria Portokalos: Nicko! Don't play with food! When I was your age, I didn't have food!

Aunt Voula: What do you mean, you don't eat no meat? ... That's okay. I'll make lamb.
Gus Portokalos: In the end, we're all fruit.

Maria Portokalos: Touvla, On my wedding night, my mother, she said to me, "Greek women, we may be lambs in the kitchen, but we are tigers in the bedroom.
Toula Portokalos: EEw! Please let that be the end of your story.

Gus Portokalos: In the end, we're all fruit.

Toula Portokalos: When I was growing up, I knew I was different. The other girls were blonde and delicate, and I was a swarthy six-year-old with sideburns.

Toula Portokalos: I had to go to Greek school, where I sat in a room translating, "If Nick has one goat and Maria has nine, how soon will they marry?"

Aunt Voula: What do you mean he don't eat no meat!!? ... That's ok I make Lamb.

Nick Portokalos: Ian, if you're going to be in this family, I get you some ear plugs, because the Portokalos women, if they are not nagging somebody, they die.

Gus Portokalos: There are two kinds of people - Greeks, and everyone else who wish they was Greek.




	Home Jokes Film Quotes Boss Alert News Forum Links		Back to - Film Quotes - M My Big Fat Greek Wedding Maria Portokalos: The men may be the head of the house but the women are the neck and they can turn the head anyway they want. Angelo: Hey Ian, we're gonna kill ya! Opah! Toula Portokalos: (Pointing to Ian's bruised nose) What happened? Biker fight? nose job? What? Ian Miller: Uh...yeah. Toula Portokalos: No, really. Ian Miller: You don't want to know. Toula Portokalos: Oh I don't know. If I had survived an old lady ass-kicking I would want to brag about it. Maria Portokalos: Nicko! Don't play with food! When I was your age, I didn't have food! Aunt Voula: What do you mean, you don't eat no meat? ... That's okay. I'll make lamb. Gus Portokalos: In the end, we're all fruit. Maria Portokalos: Touvla, On my wedding night, my mother, she said to me, "Greek women, we may be lambs in the kitchen, but we are tigers in the bedroom. Toula Portokalos: EEw! Please let that be the end of your story. Gus Portokalos: In the end, we're all fruit. Toula Portokalos: When I was growing up, I knew I was different. The other girls were blonde and delicate, and I was a swarthy six-year-old with sideburns. Toula Portokalos: I had to go to Greek school, where I sat in a room translating, "If Nick has one goat and Maria has nine, how soon will they marry?" Aunt Voula: What do you mean he don't eat no meat!!? ... That's ok I make Lamb. Nick Portokalos: Ian, if you're going to be in this family, I get you some ear plugs, because the Portokalos women, if they are not nagging somebody, they die. Gus Portokalos: There are two kinds of people - Greeks, and everyone else who wish they was Greek.