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Never Say Never again

Fatima Blush: Write this: "The greatest rapture of my life was afforded me on a boat in Nassau by Fatima Blush," and sign it "James Bond, 007."
James Bond: I just remembered. It's against Service policy to give endorsements.
Fatima Blush: Write!

Nurse: Mr. Bond, I need a urine sample. If you could fill this beaker for me?
James Bond: From here?

[Fatima Blush lands in James Bond's arms when she water-skis up the ramp to the bar]
Fatima Blush: Oh, how reckless of me. I made you all wet.
James Bond: Yes, but my martini is still dry. My name is James.

[Last lines]
[Small-Fawcett is thrown into the pool by James Bond]
Small-Fawcett: I'm sorry Mr. Bond. I obviously caught you in a bad moment.
James Bond: M sent you!
Small-Fawcett: Only to plead for your return, Sir. M says that without you in the service, he fears for the security of the civilized world.
James Bond: Never again.
Domino Petachi: Never?

M: I send you to a health farm to get yourself in shape! Instead you DEMOLISH it! Now I've had to notify the local police, get a minister to muzzle the press, and allocate a sizable chunk of my meager budget to renovating the establishment!
James Bond: A man DID try to kill me, sir.
M: Oh! Caught you seducing his wife, did he?
James Bond: No, sir, not at all. But, in fact, I did lose 4 lbs. And God knows how many free radicals.
M: That is the kind of attitude that tempts me to suspend you, 007!

M: Too many free radicals. That's your problem.
James Bond: "Free radicals," sir?
M: Yes. They're toxins that destroy the body and the brain, caused by eating too much red meat and white bread and too many dry martinis!
James Bond: Then I shall cut out the white bread, sir.
M: Oh, you'll do more than THAT, 007. From now on you will suffer a strict regimen of diet and exercise; we shall PURGE those toxins from you!
James Bond: Shrublands?
M: You got it!

Fatima: You're quite a man, Mr. Bond, but I am a superior woman. Guess where the first shot goes?
[Fatima lowers the gun towards James' crotch.]

Blofeld: I am Supreme Commander of SPECTRE Special Executive for Counterintelligence, Terrorism, Revenge and Extortion. Yesterday morning American Air Force launched 2 cruise missiles from Swadley Air Base in Great Britain. Through the ingenuity of SPECTRE dummy warheads they carried were replaced with *live*, *nuclear* warheads. Your weapons of destruction are now safely in our possession and will be moved to two secret targets. Please note the serial numbers of the missiles; they will confirm the truth. Your weapons of deterrence did not deter us from our objective! A terrible catastrophe now confronts you. However, it can be avoided by paying a tribute to our organization, amounting to twenty-five percent of your respective countries' annual oil purchases. We have accomplished two of the functions that the name SPECTRE embodies: terror and extortion. If our demands are not met within seven days, we shall ruthlessly apply the third: revenge!

Q: Good to see you Mr. Bond. Things have been awfully dull around here. I hope we're going to see some gratuitous sex and violence."
James Bond: I certainly hope so too.

Miss Moneypenny: Have you got a mission, James?
James Bond: Yes. I am to eliminate all free radicals.
Miss Moneypenny: Ooh. Be careful.




	Home Jokes Film Quotes Boss Alert News Forum Links		Back to - Film Quotes - N Never Say Never again Fatima Blush: Write this: "The greatest rapture of my life was afforded me on a boat in Nassau by Fatima Blush," and sign it "James Bond, 007." James Bond: I just remembered. It's against Service policy to give endorsements. Fatima Blush: Write! Nurse: Mr. Bond, I need a urine sample. If you could fill this beaker for me? James Bond: From here? [Fatima Blush lands in James Bond's arms when she water-skis up the ramp to the bar] Fatima Blush: Oh, how reckless of me. I made you all wet. James Bond: Yes, but my martini is still dry. My name is James. [Last lines] [Small-Fawcett is thrown into the pool by James Bond] Small-Fawcett: I'm sorry Mr. Bond. I obviously caught you in a bad moment. James Bond: M sent you! Small-Fawcett: Only to plead for your return, Sir. M says that without you in the service, he fears for the security of the civilized world. James Bond: Never again. Domino Petachi: Never? M: I send you to a health farm to get yourself in shape! Instead you DEMOLISH it! Now I've had to notify the local police, get a minister to muzzle the press, and allocate a sizable chunk of my meager budget to renovating the establishment! James Bond: A man DID try to kill me, sir. M: Oh! Caught you seducing his wife, did he? James Bond: No, sir, not at all. But, in fact, I did lose 4 lbs. And God knows how many free radicals. M: That is the kind of attitude that tempts me to suspend you, 007! M: Too many free radicals. That's your problem. James Bond: "Free radicals," sir? M: Yes. They're toxins that destroy the body and the brain, caused by eating too much red meat and white bread and too many dry martinis! James Bond: Then I shall cut out the white bread, sir. M: Oh, you'll do more than THAT, 007. From now on you will suffer a strict regimen of diet and exercise; we shall PURGE those toxins from you! James Bond: Shrublands? M: You got it! Fatima: You're quite a man, Mr. Bond, but I am a superior woman. Guess where the first shot goes? [Fatima lowers the gun towards James' crotch.] Blofeld: I am Supreme Commander of SPECTRE Special Executive for Counterintelligence, Terrorism, Revenge and Extortion. Yesterday morning American Air Force launched 2 cruise missiles from Swadley Air Base in Great Britain. Through the ingenuity of SPECTRE dummy warheads they carried were replaced with live, nuclear warheads. Your weapons of destruction are now safely in our possession and will be moved to two secret targets. Please note the serial numbers of the missiles; they will confirm the truth. Your weapons of deterrence did not deter us from our objective! A terrible catastrophe now confronts you. However, it can be avoided by paying a tribute to our organization, amounting to twenty-five percent of your respective countries' annual oil purchases. We have accomplished two of the functions that the name SPECTRE embodies: terror and extortion. If our demands are not met within seven days, we shall ruthlessly apply the third: revenge! Q: Good to see you Mr. Bond. Things have been awfully dull around here. I hope we're going to see some gratuitous sex and violence." James Bond: I certainly hope so too. Miss Moneypenny: Have you got a mission, James? James Bond: Yes. I am to eliminate all free radicals. Miss Moneypenny: Ooh. Be careful.