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Shaun: I have to go to college.
Cindy: Why?
Shaun: Because it's what you do after high school.

Lance: Do you want me to get naked and start the revolution?

Ashley: Shaun, do you remember when you told me to pray every night that you'd get into Stanford?
Shaun: Yeah?
Ashley: Well, I did. And then one night, I kind of prayed that you wouldn't get into Stanford.
Shaun: What? Why did you do that?
Ashley: Well I didn't think it would work!

Principal Harbert: People, June is just around the corner, let's talk graduation speakers. Ideas?
Shaun: Toni Morrison, she's in town that same weekend for a book signing. She's won the Nobel Prize.
Principal Harbert: Interesting... Dana, didn't you say you have a cousin who was friends with Britney spears?

Bud Brumder: A writer? What do you have to write about? You're not oppressed. You're not gay.

Shaun: Mom, you know that money can't buy happiness.
Cindy: Oh grow up! Yes it can.

Lonny: Dude, face the fear.

Arlo: Dude, let's go get lit and jump off the roof of my house.

Ashley: If you actually believe that Stanford is the only place where you can be somebody... well then I just feel sorry for you.

Lance: It was, it was a total electrical fire, it as like a the switches had sparks comin' out and the sockets an a... it was like the fourth of July man.
Firefighter: Why aren't you wearin' your pants Joe?
Lance: I tripped and a then I had to take them off to run faster out of the flames

Don.Durkett: SEAN! You're my same height, that is neat.

Shaun: Lance, I want you to stay in your room.
Lance: Why?
Shaun: Because you're an embarrassment.
Lance: OK!

Shaun: Hey guys, what's up?
Chad: Hey, what's up dude? Hey dude, check this out. Last night we're at this party, and little Arlo here,he decides to like confess his undying love to me. Did I tell ya he was a fruitcake or what?
Arlo: Bro, that's not true. This is the real story dude. Chad crashed at my house right, and I woke up in the night, he wa fondling my--
Chad: Dude, I lost my keys. I was looking for 'em.

Mr. Burke: Shaun! I read your story. You used a lot of big words. Great! Good for you! It was a little long, so I didn't read the whole thing, but who cares 'cause I gave you an A!

Cindy: Is Bob Dead? Did something break?!

Mr. Burke: Hehe poop.

Lance: Dude, I never went to college and check me out. I'm kick ass!

Shaun: You think you're going to create a T-shirt company? You can't even dress yourself!

Bud Brumder: If you do this to me I will eat your face!

Krista: Bud is getting so fat. You should really talk to him, he's going to have a heart attack. Plus he's fat.

Lance: Yeah, she was all "I hate my job! I'm gonna burn this mother down!" and I said, "You better not.....you better not."

Mr. Burke: Now, when I say "Romeo and Juliet," who comes to mind?
Dana: Clare Danes?
Mr. Burke: That's right, Clare Danes. Who else?
Chad: Leonardo Di Caprio.
Mr. Burke: Right. Who else? Well, you know someone else was involved in that movie who in some ways is as famous as Leonardo Di Caprio. And his name is William Shakespeare. And some great movies have been made based on his plays: Hamlet, West Side Story, The Talented Mr. Ripley, Waterworld, Gladiator, Chocolat...

Bud Brumder: [to ex-wife] Ugh, you look like a beast.

Lance: You banged mom?!




	Home Jokes Film Quotes Boss Alert News Forum Links		Back to - Film Quotes - O Orange County Shaun: I have to go to college. Cindy: Why? Shaun: Because it's what you do after high school. Lance: Do you want me to get naked and start the revolution? Ashley: Shaun, do you remember when you told me to pray every night that you'd get into Stanford? Shaun: Yeah? Ashley: Well, I did. And then one night, I kind of prayed that you wouldn't get into Stanford. Shaun: What? Why did you do that? Ashley: Well I didn't think it would work! Principal Harbert: People, June is just around the corner, let's talk graduation speakers. Ideas? Shaun: Toni Morrison, she's in town that same weekend for a book signing. She's won the Nobel Prize. Principal Harbert: Interesting... Dana, didn't you say you have a cousin who was friends with Britney spears? Bud Brumder: A writer? What do you have to write about? You're not oppressed. You're not gay. Shaun: Mom, you know that money can't buy happiness. Cindy: Oh grow up! Yes it can. Lonny: Dude, face the fear. Arlo: Dude, let's go get lit and jump off the roof of my house. Ashley: If you actually believe that Stanford is the only place where you can be somebody... well then I just feel sorry for you. Lance: It was, it was a total electrical fire, it as like a the switches had sparks comin' out and the sockets an a... it was like the fourth of July man. Firefighter: Why aren't you wearin' your pants Joe? Lance: I tripped and a then I had to take them off to run faster out of the flames Don.Durkett: SEAN! You're my same height, that is neat. Shaun: Lance, I want you to stay in your room. Lance: Why? Shaun: Because you're an embarrassment. Lance: OK! Shaun: Hey guys, what's up? Chad: Hey, what's up dude? Hey dude, check this out. Last night we're at this party, and little Arlo here,he decides to like confess his undying love to me. Did I tell ya he was a fruitcake or what? Arlo: Bro, that's not true. This is the real story dude. Chad crashed at my house right, and I woke up in the night, he wa fondling my-- Chad: Dude, I lost my keys. I was looking for 'em. Mr. Burke: Shaun! I read your story. You used a lot of big words. Great! Good for you! It was a little long, so I didn't read the whole thing, but who cares 'cause I gave you an A! Cindy: Is Bob Dead? Did something break?! Mr. Burke: Hehe poop. Lance: Dude, I never went to college and check me out. I'm kick ass! Shaun: You think you're going to create a T-shirt company? You can't even dress yourself! Bud Brumder: If you do this to me I will eat your face! Krista: Bud is getting so fat. You should really talk to him, he's going to have a heart attack. Plus he's fat. Lance: Yeah, she was all "I hate my job! I'm gonna burn this mother down!" and I said, "You better not.....you better not." Mr. Burke: Now, when I say "Romeo and Juliet," who comes to mind? Dana: Clare Danes? Mr. Burke: That's right, Clare Danes. Who else? Chad: Leonardo Di Caprio. Mr. Burke: Right. Who else? Well, you know someone else was involved in that movie who in some ways is as famous as Leonardo Di Caprio. And his name is William Shakespeare. And some great movies have been made based on his plays: Hamlet, West Side Story, The Talented Mr. Ripley, Waterworld, Gladiator, Chocolat... Bud Brumder: [to ex-wife] Ugh, you look like a beast. Lance: You banged mom?!