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Police Academy

[Hightower smashes into the bumper of another car]
Carey Mahoney: You didn't hit the brakes!
Moses Hightower: You didn't tell me to.

Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: My name is Lieutenant Harris, in case you missed it. This is Sergeant Callahan, in case you missed it. We are the meanest instructors here. We've got you because you are the worst people here. From now on, you are "D" Squad; "D" for "dirtbags." When I say: "Hey, dirtbags!" that means you. I'm going to make you hate me for the rest of your lives.

George Martin: To me, marriage is a sacred institution. So tell me, you and the wife do it doggie-style, or what?

Carey Mahoney: Sleeping is for fags.

Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: Son, where did you get that gun?
Cadet Eugene Tackleberry: [smiling proudly] My mum gave it to me.

Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: Remember Mahoney, nobody screws with me.
Carey Mahoney: Well, maybe you'll meet the right girl and all of that will change.