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Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment

Officer Carey Mahoney: Never fool with a fuzz ball!

Lieutenant Mauser: You're not playing with a full deck, are you?
Sergeant Proctor: Oh, I don't play cards!

Lieutenant Mauser: Any day now, Mahoney, and your little ass is mine!
Officer Carey Mahoney: You wanted to see me, sir?
Lieutenant Mauser: Mahoney, didn't your mother teach you how to knock?!
Officer Carey Mahoney: It depends. Sir? I hope this isn't going to be too personal? I heard what you said about my little butt and I don't know how to break this to you, sir, but I'm straight.

[After seeing his cat pooped in the cereal]
Sergeant Vinnie: Oh I'm sorry, would you like some?
Officer Carey Mahoney: [shocked] I'm on a diet.


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