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Academy 2: Their First Assignment
Officer Carey Mahoney: Never
fool with a fuzz ball!
Lieutenant
Mauser: You're not playing with a full deck, are you?
Sergeant Proctor: Oh,
I don't play cards!
Lieutenant
Mauser: Any day now, Mahoney, and your little ass is mine!
Officer Carey Mahoney:
You wanted to see me, sir?
Lieutenant Mauser: Mahoney, didn't your mother
teach you how to knock?!
Officer Carey Mahoney: It depends. Sir? I hope this
isn't going to be too personal? I heard what you said about my little butt and
I don't know how to break this to you, sir, but I'm straight.
[After
seeing his cat pooped in the cereal]
Sergeant Vinnie: Oh I'm sorry, would
you like some?
Officer Carey Mahoney: [shocked] I'm on a diet.