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Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves

Marian: Men speak conveniently of love when it serves their purpose, and when it doesn't, it is a burden to them.

Friar Tuck: Let us open a bottle and do our best to save each other's souls.
Azeem: Alas, I am not permitted.
Friar Tuck: Fine then, you talk, I'll drink.

[Robbing a lady in a carriage.]
Robin of Locksley: Milady, a woman of your beauty has no need for such... decorations.

Marian: Men speak conveniently of love when it serves their purpose.

[After causing Robin to fall in the river]
Will Scarlett: There was a rich man from Nottingham who tried to cross a river. What a dope, he tripped on a rope. Now look at him shiver. Beg for mercy rich man!
Robin of Locksley: I beg of no man, as you can see I have nothing, not even my sword.
Little John: Any man who travels with two servants and says he has no money, is either a fool or a liar.
Will Scarlett: Yeah, he's a liar!

Azeem: A wise man once said: 'There are no perfect men in the world; only perfect intentions.'

[The Sheriff has said he'll cut out Robin Hood's heart with a spoon]
Guy of Gisborne: Why a spoon, cousin? Why not an axe?
Sheriff of Nottingham: Because it's DULL, you twit, it'll hurt more!

Azeem: The hospitality in this country is as warm as the weather.

Azeem: Where I come from, we talk to our women. We do not drug them with plants.

Sheriff of Nottingham: Wait a minute. Robin Hood steals money from my pocket, forcing me to hurt the public, and they love him for it?
[Scribe nods]
Sheriff of Nottingham: That's it then. Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings, and call off Christmas!

Sheriff of Nottingham: [to a wench] You! My room. 10:30 tonight.
Sheriff of Nottingham: [to another wench] You! 10:45... And bring a friend.

[Robin has been knocked down once by John Little]
Robin of Locksley: Any suggestions?
Azeem: Get up. Move faster.
Robin of Locksley: Move faster. Great idea.

Robin of Locksley: And you! You travel ten thousand miles to save my life and leave me to be butchered!
Azeem: I fulfill my vows when I choose to.
Robin of Locksley: Which does not include prayer time, meal time, or any time I'm outnumbered six to one!
Azeem: You whine like a mule. You are still alive.

[Talking about how many men that are about to be ambushed]
Robin of Locksley: How many?
Azeem: 20.
Robin of Locksley: 20?
Bull: [further away] How many?
Robin of Locksley: 5!
Robin of Locksley: [to Azeem] He can't count anyway.

Friar Tuck: This is grain, which any fool can eat, but for which the Lord intended a more divine means of consumption. Let us give praise to our maker and glory to his bounty by learning about... BEER!

Mortianna: ...recruit the beasts that share our god.
Sheriff of Nottingham: Animals?
Mortianna: From the North!
Sheriff of Nottingham: You mean... CELTS! They drink the blood of their dead.
Mortianna: Yoke their strength.
Sheriff of Nottingham: Hired thugs... Ahh brilliant.

Azeem: Salaam, little one.
Small Girl: Did God paint you?
Azeem: Did God paint me?
[laughs]
Azeem: For certain.
Small Girl: Why?
Azeem: Because Allah loves wondrous varieties.

Marian: You came for me... You're alive...
Robin of Locksley: I would die for you!

Friar Tuck: I'd rather roast in hell

Sheriff of Nottingham: Locksley! I'll cut your heart out with a spoon!
Robin of Locksley: Then it begins.

Robin of Locksley: You were to tell me this to get close to me and then kill me, isn't that right, Will?
Will Scarlett: Well, that depends on you Locksley. I never trusted you. That's no secret. What I wanna know is, is are you gonna finish what you started? I want to know if he's gonna turn and run like the spoiled little rich boy I always took him for.
Robin of Locksley: Did I wrong you in another life, Will Scarlett? Where does this intolerable hatred for me come from?
Will Scarlett: From knowing...that...that our father loved you more than me...our father...we are brothers Robin of Locksley. I am the son of the woman who replaced your dead mother for a time. It was your anger that drove them apart.
Robin of Locksley: I have a brother...I have a brother, I will stand by you!

Azeem: No man controls my destiny ... especially not one who attacks downwind and stinks of garlic.

Robin of Locksley: I had to try.
Azeem: *I* would have succeeded.

Guy of Gisborne: Might I have the pleasure of your name, before I have you run through?

Sarah: Step into the light. Turn around.
Robin of Locksley: Am I to dance next?

[Coming to a wide river]
Azeem: In my dreams alone have I imagined such a place.
Robin of Locksley: Then imagine a way to cross it.

[Wrestling in a river]
Robin of Locksley: Do you yield?
Little John: I can't bloody swim!
Robin of Locksley: Do you yield?!
Little John: Yes!
Robin of Locksley: Good. Then put your feet down.

Marian: There is a price on your head!
Robin of Locksley: How much?
Marian: One hundred gold pieces.
Robin of Locksley: Is that all? I shall have to annoy the good Sheriff more. Soon it will be a thousand.
Marian: For a thousand, I would turn you in myself.

Marian: Robin, do something for me.
Robin of Locksley: What?
Marian: Take a bath.

Little John: Are you bleedin' cracked, girl? You'd get hurt.
Fanny: I've given birth to eight babies. Don't you talk to me about gettin' hurt, ya big ox.

Robin of Locksley: Nobility is not a birthright. It is defined by one's actions.

Azeem: Is she worth it?
Robin of Locksley: Worth dying for.

Sheriff of Nottingham: Do you mind Locksley? We've just been married.

Duncan: ] To Marian] He fancies you m'lady. I may be blind but there are some things I still see.

Will Scarlett: No. I'll do that. You cover us with your bow.
Robin of Locksley: No Will.It's too dangerous.
Will Scarlett: So is your aim.




	Home Jokes Film Quotes Boss Alert News Forum Links		Back to - Film Quotes - R Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves Marian: Men speak conveniently of love when it serves their purpose, and when it doesn't, it is a burden to them. Friar Tuck: Let us open a bottle and do our best to save each other's souls. Azeem: Alas, I am not permitted. Friar Tuck: Fine then, you talk, I'll drink. [Robbing a lady in a carriage.] Robin of Locksley: Milady, a woman of your beauty has no need for such... decorations. Marian: Men speak conveniently of love when it serves their purpose. [After causing Robin to fall in the river] Will Scarlett: There was a rich man from Nottingham who tried to cross a river. What a dope, he tripped on a rope. Now look at him shiver. Beg for mercy rich man! Robin of Locksley: I beg of no man, as you can see I have nothing, not even my sword. Little John: Any man who travels with two servants and says he has no money, is either a fool or a liar. Will Scarlett: Yeah, he's a liar! Azeem: A wise man once said: 'There are no perfect men in the world; only perfect intentions.' [The Sheriff has said he'll cut out Robin Hood's heart with a spoon] Guy of Gisborne: Why a spoon, cousin? Why not an axe? Sheriff of Nottingham: Because it's DULL, you twit, it'll hurt more! Azeem: The hospitality in this country is as warm as the weather. Azeem: Where I come from, we talk to our women. We do not drug them with plants. Sheriff of Nottingham: Wait a minute. Robin Hood steals money from my pocket, forcing me to hurt the public, and they love him for it? [Scribe nods] Sheriff of Nottingham: That's it then. Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings, and call off Christmas! Sheriff of Nottingham: [to a wench] You! My room. 10:30 tonight. Sheriff of Nottingham: [to another wench] You! 10:45... And bring a friend. [Robin has been knocked down once by John Little] Robin of Locksley: Any suggestions? Azeem: Get up. Move faster. Robin of Locksley: Move faster. Great idea. Robin of Locksley: And you! You travel ten thousand miles to save my life and leave me to be butchered! Azeem: I fulfill my vows when I choose to. Robin of Locksley: Which does not include prayer time, meal time, or any time I'm outnumbered six to one! Azeem: You whine like a mule. You are still alive. [Talking about how many men that are about to be ambushed] Robin of Locksley: How many? Azeem: 20. Robin of Locksley: 20? Bull: [further away] How many? Robin of Locksley: 5! Robin of Locksley: [to Azeem] He can't count anyway. Friar Tuck: This is grain, which any fool can eat, but for which the Lord intended a more divine means of consumption. Let us give praise to our maker and glory to his bounty by learning about... BEER! Mortianna: ...recruit the beasts that share our god. Sheriff of Nottingham: Animals? Mortianna: From the North! Sheriff of Nottingham: You mean... CELTS! They drink the blood of their dead. Mortianna: Yoke their strength. Sheriff of Nottingham: Hired thugs... Ahh brilliant. Azeem: Salaam, little one. Small Girl: Did God paint you? Azeem: Did God paint me? [laughs] Azeem: For certain. Small Girl: Why? Azeem: Because Allah loves wondrous varieties. Marian: You came for me... You're alive... Robin of Locksley: I would die for you! Friar Tuck: I'd rather roast in hell Sheriff of Nottingham: Locksley! I'll cut your heart out with a spoon! Robin of Locksley: Then it begins. Robin of Locksley: You were to tell me this to get close to me and then kill me, isn't that right, Will? Will Scarlett: Well, that depends on you Locksley. I never trusted you. That's no secret. What I wanna know is, is are you gonna finish what you started? I want to know if he's gonna turn and run like the spoiled little rich boy I always took him for. Robin of Locksley: Did I wrong you in another life, Will Scarlett? Where does this intolerable hatred for me come from? Will Scarlett: From knowing...that...that our father loved you more than me...our father...we are brothers Robin of Locksley. I am the son of the woman who replaced your dead mother for a time. It was your anger that drove them apart. Robin of Locksley: I have a brother...I have a brother, I will stand by you! Azeem: No man controls my destiny ... especially not one who attacks downwind and stinks of garlic. Robin of Locksley: I had to try. Azeem: I would have succeeded. Guy of Gisborne: Might I have the pleasure of your name, before I have you run through? Sarah: Step into the light. Turn around. Robin of Locksley: Am I to dance next? [Coming to a wide river] Azeem: In my dreams alone have I imagined such a place. Robin of Locksley: Then imagine a way to cross it. [Wrestling in a river] Robin of Locksley: Do you yield? Little John: I can't bloody swim! Robin of Locksley: Do you yield?! Little John: Yes! Robin of Locksley: Good. Then put your feet down. Marian: There is a price on your head! Robin of Locksley: How much? Marian: One hundred gold pieces. Robin of Locksley: Is that all? I shall have to annoy the good Sheriff more. Soon it will be a thousand. Marian: For a thousand, I would turn you in myself. Marian: Robin, do something for me. Robin of Locksley: What? Marian: Take a bath. Little John: Are you bleedin' cracked, girl? You'd get hurt. Fanny: I've given birth to eight babies. Don't you talk to me about gettin' hurt, ya big ox. Robin of Locksley: Nobility is not a birthright. It is defined by one's actions. Azeem: Is she worth it? Robin of Locksley: Worth dying for. Sheriff of Nottingham: Do you mind Locksley? We've just been married. Duncan: ] To Marian] He fancies you m'lady. I may be blind but there are some things I still see. Will Scarlett: No. I'll do that. You cover us with your bow. Robin of Locksley: No Will.It's too dangerous. Will Scarlett: So is your aim.