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RoboCop: Come quietly or there will be... trouble.

RoboCop: Dead or alive, you're coming with me!

RoboCop: Excuse me, I have to go. Somewhere there is a crime happening.

Murphy: Role models are important.

Lewis: I just asked him his name.
Morton: Let me make something clear to you. He doesn't have a name. He has a program. He's product.

RoboCop: I'm not arresting you anymore.

Dick Jones: I had to kill Bob Morton because he made a mistake. Now it's time to erase that mistake.

Clarence: Bitches leave!

RoboCop: They'll fix you. They fix everything.

Prisoner: I'm what you call a repeat offender. I repeat, I will offend again!

Bixby Snyder: I'd buy that for a dollar!

Emil: I remember you! We killed you!

Clarence: See, I got this problem. Cops don't like me. So I don't like cops.

Reporter: Robo, excuse me, Robo, any special message for all the kids watching at home?
RoboCop: Stay out of trouble.

[Last lines]
The Old Man: Nice shooting, son. What's your name?
RoboCop: Murphy.

[Bob Morton has stormed off]
Officer Lewis: Sorry, Sarge, I fucked up.
Sgt. Reed: Forget it, kid. This guy's a serious asshole.

RoboCop: Your move, creep.

Sgt. Reed: You're client's a scumbag, you're a scumbag, and scumbags see the judge on Monday morning. Now get out of my office, and take laughing boy with you!

[RoboCop has just rescued a rape victim]
Rape Victim: Oh God, I was so scared! Thank you!
RoboCop: Madame, you have suffered an emotional shock. I will notify a rape crisis center.

Bob Morton: What are your Prime Directives?
RoboCop: Serve the public trust, protect the innocent, uphold the law.

Officer Lewis: Murphy, it's you!

Commercial Voice-Over: It's back! Big is back, because bigger is better than ever! 6000 SUX: An American Tradition! (8.7 MPG)

[Kinney points his gun at ED-209]
ED-209: Please put down your weapon. You have 20 seconds to comply.
Dick Jones: I think you'd better do as he says, Mr. Kinney.

RoboCop: Thank you for your cooperation. Good night.

RoboCop: Book him!
Sgt. Reed: What's the charge?
RoboCop: He's a cop killer.

Miller: Something with reclining leather seats, that goes really fast and gets really shitty gas mileage!

The Old Man: Dick, you're *fired*!
RoboCop: Thank you.

[Emil offers Leon a cigarette]
Leon Nash: Those things 'll kill you.
Emil: Yeah. You wanna live forever?

Clarence: You probably don't think I'm a very nice guy.
Murphy: Buddy, I think you're slime.

Clarence: Do you have access to military weaponry?
Dick Jones: We practically are the military.

Emil: I like it!

[After blowing Murphy's hand off]
Clarence: Well give the man a hand!

Clarence: Ooh, guns, guns, guns!

[Dragging Leon Nash by the hair]
Robocop: Let's talk.

Johnson: So when do we start?
Bob Morton: Soon as some poor schmuck decides to volunteer.

Bob Morton: You're gonna be one bad motherfucker!

Robocop: Murphy had a wife and son. What happened to them?
Officer Lewis: Well, after the funeral she moved away.
Robocop: Where did they go?
Officer Lewis: She thought you were dead, Murphy. She started over again.
Robocop: I can feel them...but I can't remember them.

Dick Jones: I had a guaranteed military sale with ED209! Renovation program! Spare parts for 25 years! Who cares if it worked or not!

Lt Hedgecock: Hey, no problem, Miller. Let the Mayor go, we'll even throw in a Blaupunkt.

Clarence: Can you fly, Bobby?

Dick Jones: Did you think you think you were an ordinary cop? You're our product. And we can't very well have our products turning against, can we?

Miller: First, don't fuck with me. I'm a desperate man! And second, I want some fresh coffee. And third, I want a recount! And no matter how it turns out, I want my old job back!

Emil: [pointing a shotgun at Murphy's chin] Your ass is mine!
[Clarence walks in]
Clarence: No! Not yet in ain't.




	Home Jokes Film Quotes Boss Alert News Forum Links		Back to - Film Quotes - R Robo Cop RoboCop: Come quietly or there will be... trouble. RoboCop: Dead or alive, you're coming with me! RoboCop: Excuse me, I have to go. Somewhere there is a crime happening. Murphy: Role models are important. Lewis: I just asked him his name. Morton: Let me make something clear to you. He doesn't have a name. He has a program. He's product. RoboCop: I'm not arresting you anymore. Dick Jones: I had to kill Bob Morton because he made a mistake. Now it's time to erase that mistake. Clarence: Bitches leave! RoboCop: They'll fix you. They fix everything. Prisoner: I'm what you call a repeat offender. I repeat, I will offend again! Bixby Snyder: I'd buy that for a dollar! Emil: I remember you! We killed you! Clarence: See, I got this problem. Cops don't like me. So I don't like cops. Reporter: Robo, excuse me, Robo, any special message for all the kids watching at home? RoboCop: Stay out of trouble. [Last lines] The Old Man: Nice shooting, son. What's your name? RoboCop: Murphy. [Bob Morton has stormed off] Officer Lewis: Sorry, Sarge, I fucked up. Sgt. Reed: Forget it, kid. This guy's a serious asshole. RoboCop: Your move, creep. Sgt. Reed: You're client's a scumbag, you're a scumbag, and scumbags see the judge on Monday morning. Now get out of my office, and take laughing boy with you! [RoboCop has just rescued a rape victim] Rape Victim: Oh God, I was so scared! Thank you! RoboCop: Madame, you have suffered an emotional shock. I will notify a rape crisis center. Bob Morton: What are your Prime Directives? RoboCop: Serve the public trust, protect the innocent, uphold the law. Officer Lewis: Murphy, it's you! Commercial Voice-Over: It's back! Big is back, because bigger is better than ever! 6000 SUX: An American Tradition! (8.7 MPG) [Kinney points his gun at ED-209] ED-209: Please put down your weapon. You have 20 seconds to comply. Dick Jones: I think you'd better do as he says, Mr. Kinney. RoboCop: Thank you for your cooperation. Good night. RoboCop: Book him! Sgt. Reed: What's the charge? RoboCop: He's a cop killer. Miller: Something with reclining leather seats, that goes really fast and gets really shitty gas mileage! The Old Man: Dick, you're fired! RoboCop: Thank you. [Emil offers Leon a cigarette] Leon Nash: Those things 'll kill you. Emil: Yeah. You wanna live forever? Clarence: You probably don't think I'm a very nice guy. Murphy: Buddy, I think you're slime. Clarence: Do you have access to military weaponry? Dick Jones: We practically are the military. Emil: I like it! [After blowing Murphy's hand off] Clarence: Well give the man a hand! Clarence: Ooh, guns, guns, guns! [Dragging Leon Nash by the hair] Robocop: Let's talk. Johnson: So when do we start? Bob Morton: Soon as some poor schmuck decides to volunteer. Bob Morton: You're gonna be one bad motherfucker! Robocop: Murphy had a wife and son. What happened to them? Officer Lewis: Well, after the funeral she moved away. Robocop: Where did they go? Officer Lewis: She thought you were dead, Murphy. She started over again. Robocop: I can feel them...but I can't remember them. Dick Jones: I had a guaranteed military sale with ED209! Renovation program! Spare parts for 25 years! Who cares if it worked or not! Lt Hedgecock: Hey, no problem, Miller. Let the Mayor go, we'll even throw in a Blaupunkt. Clarence: Can you fly, Bobby? Dick Jones: Did you think you think you were an ordinary cop? You're our product. And we can't very well have our products turning against, can we? Miller: First, don't fuck with me. I'm a desperate man! And second, I want some fresh coffee. And third, I want a recount! And no matter how it turns out, I want my old job back! Emil: [pointing a shotgun at Murphy's chin] Your ass is mine! [Clarence walks in] Clarence: No! Not yet in ain't.