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Bobby Boucher: Now that's what I call high quality H2O.

[After Bobby demonstrates his tackling ability.]
Coach Klein: Bobby, can you do that for me every game?
Bobby Boucher: Coach, not only will I do it for you, I... I... I... yes, yes, I'll do it for you.

Townie: You can do it!!

Coach Klein: Gatorade not only quenches your thirst better, it tastes better too.
Bobby Boucher: No.
Coach Klein: Gatorade!
Bobby Boucher: H2O!
Coach Klein: Gatorade!
Bobby Boucher: H2O!
Coach Klein: Water sucks. It really, really sucks. Water sucks.

Bobby Boucher: My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.

Bobby Boucher: "Well I like school...and I like football...and I'm gonna keep doin' 'em both because they make me feel good!
[Slams door, then comes back.]
Bobby Boucher: And by the way, Mama... alligators are ornery because of their medulla oblongata!
[Slams door, then comes back.]
Bobby Boucher: And I like Vicki and she likes me back! And she showed me her boobies and I like them too!"

Lawrence Taylor: Which brings me to my second point, kids. Don't do crack.

Paco: I am not what you would call a handsome man. God did not choose to bless with me with good looks, charm, or a fully functional brain.

Bobby Boucher: Nice hit, Mama!
Mama Boucher: Thanks baby. Now you go on and have some fun becomin' a man.

Mama Boucher: It's the devil!

Walter: Let's kick some names and take some ass.

[After watching Bobby tackle a player]
Paco: Look at Bobby tackle! I haven't seen a tackle like that since Joe Montana.
Walter: Joe Montana was a quarterback, you idiot.
Paco: I said Joe Mantegna.

Mama Boucher: No son of mine is gonna play any foos-ball!

[Upon hearing that Bobby Boucher has been benched]
Townie: We suck again.

Guy Grenouille: Nice going shithead! You lost us the football game.
Bobby Boucher: Sorry. Will you please still be my friend?
Guy Grenouille: No, Get away!

Lynn: You gonna add another championship trophy to the old case downstairs?
Coach Klein: That's kinda like my old man told me one time, Lynn. The only thing better than a crawfish dinner, is five crawfish dinners.




	Home Jokes Film Quotes Boss Alert News Forum Links		Back to - Film Quotes - W Waterboy, The Bobby Boucher: Now that's what I call high quality H2O. [After Bobby demonstrates his tackling ability.] Coach Klein: Bobby, can you do that for me every game? Bobby Boucher: Coach, not only will I do it for you, I... I... I... yes, yes, I'll do it for you. Townie: You can do it!! Coach Klein: Gatorade not only quenches your thirst better, it tastes better too. Bobby Boucher: No. Coach Klein: Gatorade! Bobby Boucher: H2O! Coach Klein: Gatorade! Bobby Boucher: H2O! Coach Klein: Water sucks. It really, really sucks. Water sucks. Bobby Boucher: My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush. Bobby Boucher: "Well I like school...and I like football...and I'm gonna keep doin' 'em both because they make me feel good! [Slams door, then comes back.] Bobby Boucher: And by the way, Mama... alligators are ornery because of their medulla oblongata! [Slams door, then comes back.] Bobby Boucher: And I like Vicki and she likes me back! And she showed me her boobies and I like them too!" Lawrence Taylor: Which brings me to my second point, kids. Don't do crack. Paco: I am not what you would call a handsome man. God did not choose to bless with me with good looks, charm, or a fully functional brain. Bobby Boucher: Nice hit, Mama! Mama Boucher: Thanks baby. Now you go on and have some fun becomin' a man. Mama Boucher: It's the devil! Walter: Let's kick some names and take some ass. [After watching Bobby tackle a player] Paco: Look at Bobby tackle! I haven't seen a tackle like that since Joe Montana. Walter: Joe Montana was a quarterback, you idiot. Paco: I said Joe Mantegna. Mama Boucher: No son of mine is gonna play any foos-ball! [Upon hearing that Bobby Boucher has been benched] Townie: We suck again. Guy Grenouille: Nice going shithead! You lost us the football game. Bobby Boucher: Sorry. Will you please still be my friend? Guy Grenouille: No, Get away! Lynn: You gonna add another championship trophy to the old case downstairs? Coach Klein: That's kinda like my old man told me one time, Lynn. The only thing better than a crawfish dinner, is five crawfish dinners.