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What Women want

Nick Marshall: What's the difference between a wife and a job? After 10 years a job still sucks.

Nick Marshall: There's way too much estrogen on television these days.

Darcy McGuire: I'm the man-eating bitch Darth Vader of the ad world.

Lola: You talk to me like a woman, you think like a woman. Nick, come on, admit it. You're totally and completely gay!

Morgan: What, are you officially a woman now?

Nick Marshall: I can see elegant parties...
Darcy McGuire: You can see all that?
Nick Marshall: Well, maybe you're naked and I'm the only guest, but it's still elegant.

Nick Marshall: It's never too late to do the right thing. That's what I'll do, I'll go over there and do the right thing.

Nick Marshall: Have you ever done that, taken the wrong road? Of course not, you wouldn't do that, somebody like me does that.

Darcy McGuire: What kind of knight in shining armor would I be if the man I love needs rescuing and I just let him walk out my door?

Morgan: Can we walk AND talk? Because, in case you live, I don't wanna be late.

J.M. Perkins: If you know what women want, you can rule!

Lola: Okay, lied about the "grande"...

Lola: Ladies and gentlemen, Nick Marshall is a sex god!

Darcy McGuire: You wore control-top pantyhose?
Nick Marshall: Did you put a pair in the pink box?
Darcy McGuire: [laughs] And how did you look in them?
Nick Marshall: Hot.

[looking distractedly in refrigerator]
Nick Marshall: What am I doing? She's not in the refrigerator.

Darcy McGuire: [to Nick Marshall as he leaves] That's it?
Nick Marshall: I don't want that to be it. I don't want that to be it at all.
Darcy McGuire: Then don't let a little thing like me firing you stand in your way.

Nick Marshall: [To Darcy] He made you feel the price you pay just for being you is that you don't get to have love.

Nick Marshall: I realize I haven't been the perfect dad.
Alex: Understatement of the century.

[waxing]
Nick Marshall: Oh..This is nice, I don't understand why women complain about waxing.

[To Morgan Farwell]
Nick Marshall: She thinks you're overpaid....and gay.

Alex: My dad? He's always been... like an uncle to me. Yeah, Uncle Dad.

Nick Marshall: Women are crazy!!! Who would want to do that again!?

Nick Marshall: [Singing along to music] I'm a bitch, I'm a mother, I'm her brother, It's a charmer as I volumise my hair, I am not aware.




	Home Jokes Film Quotes Boss Alert News Forum Links		Back to - Film Quotes - W What Women want Nick Marshall: What's the difference between a wife and a job? After 10 years a job still sucks. Nick Marshall: There's way too much estrogen on television these days. Darcy McGuire: I'm the man-eating bitch Darth Vader of the ad world. Lola: You talk to me like a woman, you think like a woman. Nick, come on, admit it. You're totally and completely gay! Morgan: What, are you officially a woman now? Nick Marshall: I can see elegant parties... Darcy McGuire: You can see all that? Nick Marshall: Well, maybe you're naked and I'm the only guest, but it's still elegant. Nick Marshall: It's never too late to do the right thing. That's what I'll do, I'll go over there and do the right thing. Nick Marshall: Have you ever done that, taken the wrong road? Of course not, you wouldn't do that, somebody like me does that. Darcy McGuire: What kind of knight in shining armor would I be if the man I love needs rescuing and I just let him walk out my door? Morgan: Can we walk AND talk? Because, in case you live, I don't wanna be late. J.M. Perkins: If you know what women want, you can rule! Lola: Okay, lied about the "grande"... Lola: Ladies and gentlemen, Nick Marshall is a sex god! Darcy McGuire: You wore control-top pantyhose? Nick Marshall: Did you put a pair in the pink box? Darcy McGuire: [laughs] And how did you look in them? Nick Marshall: Hot. [looking distractedly in refrigerator] Nick Marshall: What am I doing? She's not in the refrigerator. Darcy McGuire: [to Nick Marshall as he leaves] That's it? Nick Marshall: I don't want that to be it. I don't want that to be it at all. Darcy McGuire: Then don't let a little thing like me firing you stand in your way. Nick Marshall: [To Darcy] He made you feel the price you pay just for being you is that you don't get to have love. Nick Marshall: I realize I haven't been the perfect dad. Alex: Understatement of the century. [waxing] Nick Marshall: Oh..This is nice, I don't understand why women complain about waxing. [To Morgan Farwell] Nick Marshall: She thinks you're overpaid....and gay. Alex: My dad? He's always been... like an uncle to me. Yeah, Uncle Dad. Nick Marshall: Women are crazy!!! Who would want to do that again!? Nick Marshall: [Singing along to music] I'm a bitch, I'm a mother, I'm her brother, It's a charmer as I volumise my hair, I am not aware.