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Willy Wonker & The Chocolate Factory

Violet Beauregard: What is this, a freak out?

Willy Wonka: Where is fancy bred, in the heart or in the head?

Mr. Salt: What is this, Wonka, some kind of funhouse? Willy Wonka: Why, are you having fun?

Willy Wonka: We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of the dreams.

Willy Wonka: So shines a good deed in a weary world.

Sam Beauregarde: Don't talk to me about contracts, Wonka, I use them myself. They're strictly for suckers.

Willy Wonka: Don't you know what this is?! Violet Beauregarde: By gum, it's gum!

Willy Wonka: I'm sorry, but all questions must be submitted in writing.

Willy Wonka: Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple. Mrs. Teevee: That's 105 percent!

Willy Wonka: It happens every time, they all become blueberries!

Willy Wonka: Little surprises around every corner, but nothing dangerous!

Willy Wonka: Oh, you should never, never doubt what nobody is sure about.

Mr. Turkentine: Of course you don't know! You don't know because only I know. If you knew and I didn't know, then you'd be teaching me instead of me teaching you--and for a student to be teaching his teacher is presumptuous and rude. Do I make myself clear?

Willy Wonka: [singing] There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination. Living there, you'll be free if you truly wish to be.

Willy Wonka: [singing] If you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it. Anything you want to, do it. Want to change the world? There's nothing to it.

[Noticing signs on vats.] Mr. Salt: Wonka! Butterscotch? Buttergin? You running something on the side here? Willy Wonka: Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker!

Veruca: [singing] I want the world. I want the whole world. I want to lock it all up in my pocket. It's my bar of chocolate. Give it to me now.

Augustus Gloop: I feel very sorry for Wonka. It's gonna cost him a fortune in fudge.

Willy Wonka: A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.

Sam Beauregarde: Violet, you're turning violet, Violet!

Tinker: Up the airy mountain, down the rushing glen, we dare not go a hunting, for fear of little men! You see, nobody ever goes in and nobody ever comes out!

Willy Wonka: No other factory in the world mixes its chocolate by waterfall. But it's the only way if you want it just... right. -

Willy Wonka: The suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

Willy Wonka: Bubbles, bubbles everywhere, and not a drop to drink... yet.

Willy Wonka: If the good Lord had intended us to walk he wouldn't have invented roller-skates.

Willy Wonka: Everything inside is eatable, I mean edible, I mean you can eat everything.

Charlie Bucket: What was that we just went through? Willy Wonka: Hsawaknow. Mrs. Teavee: Is that Japanese? Willy Wonka: No, that's Wonkawash spelled backwards.

Willy Wonka: So much time and so little to do. Wait a minute. Strike that. Reverse it.

Veruca Salt: I want it now, daddy.

Willy Wonka: Well, fortunately, small boys are extremely springy and elastic. So I think we'll put him in my special taffy-pulling machine. That should do the trick. [To an Oompa Loompa.] To the taffy-pulling room. You'll find the boy in his mother's purse. But be extremely careful. Mrs. Teevee: To the taffy-pulling room?! [Oompa Loompa whispers to Wonka.] Willy Wonka: No, no. I won't hold you responsible.

Willy Wonka: And Charlie: don't forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he'd ever wished for. Charlie Bucket: What happened? Willy Wonka: He lived happily ever after.

Grandpa Joe: If she's a lady, then I'm a Vermicious Knid!

Charlie Bucket: Mr. Wonka, they won't really be burned in the furnace, will they? Willy Wonka: Well, I think that furnace is only lit every other day, so they have a good sporting chance, haven't they?

Willy Wonka: [singing] In springtime, the only pretty ring time, birds sing hey ding, a-ding, a-ding. Sweet lovers love the spring.




	Home Jokes Film Quotes Boss Alert News Forum Links		Back to - Film Quotes - W Willy Wonker & The Chocolate Factory Violet Beauregard: What is this, a freak out? Willy Wonka: Where is fancy bred, in the heart or in the head? Mr. Salt: What is this, Wonka, some kind of funhouse? Willy Wonka: Why, are you having fun? Willy Wonka: We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of the dreams. Willy Wonka: So shines a good deed in a weary world. Sam Beauregarde: Don't talk to me about contracts, Wonka, I use them myself. They're strictly for suckers. Willy Wonka: Don't you know what this is?! Violet Beauregarde: By gum, it's gum! Willy Wonka: I'm sorry, but all questions must be submitted in writing. Willy Wonka: Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple. Mrs. Teevee: That's 105 percent! Willy Wonka: It happens every time, they all become blueberries! Willy Wonka: Little surprises around every corner, but nothing dangerous! Willy Wonka: Oh, you should never, never doubt what nobody is sure about. Mr. Turkentine: Of course you don't know! You don't know because only I know. If you knew and I didn't know, then you'd be teaching me instead of me teaching you--and for a student to be teaching his teacher is presumptuous and rude. Do I make myself clear? Willy Wonka: [singing] There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination. Living there, you'll be free if you truly wish to be. Willy Wonka: [singing] If you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it. Anything you want to, do it. Want to change the world? There's nothing to it. [Noticing signs on vats.] Mr. Salt: Wonka! Butterscotch? Buttergin? You running something on the side here? Willy Wonka: Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker! Veruca: [singing] I want the world. I want the whole world. I want to lock it all up in my pocket. It's my bar of chocolate. Give it to me now. Augustus Gloop: I feel very sorry for Wonka. It's gonna cost him a fortune in fudge. Willy Wonka: A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men. Sam Beauregarde: Violet, you're turning violet, Violet! Tinker: Up the airy mountain, down the rushing glen, we dare not go a hunting, for fear of little men! You see, nobody ever goes in and nobody ever comes out! Willy Wonka: No other factory in the world mixes its chocolate by waterfall. But it's the only way if you want it just... right. - Willy Wonka: The suspense is terrible. I hope it will last. Willy Wonka: Bubbles, bubbles everywhere, and not a drop to drink... yet. Willy Wonka: If the good Lord had intended us to walk he wouldn't have invented roller-skates. Willy Wonka: Everything inside is eatable, I mean edible, I mean you can eat everything. Charlie Bucket: What was that we just went through? Willy Wonka: Hsawaknow. Mrs. Teavee: Is that Japanese? Willy Wonka: No, that's Wonkawash spelled backwards. Willy Wonka: So much time and so little to do. Wait a minute. Strike that. Reverse it. Veruca Salt: I want it now, daddy. Willy Wonka: Well, fortunately, small boys are extremely springy and elastic. So I think we'll put him in my special taffy-pulling machine. That should do the trick. [To an Oompa Loompa.] To the taffy-pulling room. You'll find the boy in his mother's purse. But be extremely careful. Mrs. Teevee: To the taffy-pulling room?! [Oompa Loompa whispers to Wonka.] Willy Wonka: No, no. I won't hold you responsible. Willy Wonka: And Charlie: don't forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he'd ever wished for. Charlie Bucket: What happened? Willy Wonka: He lived happily ever after. Grandpa Joe: If she's a lady, then I'm a Vermicious Knid! Charlie Bucket: Mr. Wonka, they won't really be burned in the furnace, will they? Willy Wonka: Well, I think that furnace is only lit every other day, so they have a good sporting chance, haven't they? Willy Wonka: [singing] In springtime, the only pretty ring time, birds sing hey ding, a-ding, a-ding. Sweet lovers love the spring.