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Renard: One tires of being executed.

James Bond: [to Christmas Jones] I thought Christmas only comes once a year.

Zukovsky: I'm looking for a submarine! It's big and black and the driver is a good friend of mine!

James Bond: Construction was never my specialty.
M: Quite the opposite, actually.

Renard: Welcome to my nuclear family.

James Bond: If you can't trust a Swiss banker, then what's the world coming to?

Dr. Christmas Jones: If I don't get that plutonium back, somebody's gonna have my butt.
James Bond: First things first.

Elektra King: You can't kill me, you would miss me too much.
James Bond: I never miss.

Elektra King: You could have had the world.
James Bond: The world is not enough.
Elektra King: Foolish sentiment.
James Bond: Family motto.

[After Q introduces Bond to his successor]
James Bond: If you're Q, does that make him R?
R: Ah yes, the legendary 007 wit, or at least half of it.

James Bond: What do I need to defuse a nuclear bomb?
Dr. Christmas Jones: Me.

Dr. Christmas Jones: What's the story with you and Elektra?
James Bond: We're strictly plutonic, now.

Dr. Christmas Jones: You wanna put that in English for those of us who don't speak Spy?

[The caviar factory has just been cut up and blown apart.]
Zukovsky: The insurance company is NEVER going to believe this!

Elektra King: There's no point living, if you cannot feel alive.

James Bond: I've always wanted to have Christmas in Turkey.
Jones: Was that a Christmas joke?
James Bond: From me? Never.

Zukovsky: Can't you just say "hello" like a normal person?

Zukovsky: [to Bull] Get me out of here and I'll show you a bump on the head!

Q: Now listen, 007. I've always tried to teach you two things. Number one, never let them see you bleed.
James Bond: And the second?
Q: Always have an escape plan.
[Q presses a button, and dissapears on a platform]
Q: .

James Bond: Revenge is not hard to fathom for a man who believes in nothing.

James Bond: I need to know who's in charge here.
Dr. Christmas Jones: That would be me, Dr. Christmas Jones and I don't want to hear any jokes.
James Bond: I don't know any doctor jokes

M: This will not stand. We will not be terrorized by cowards who will murder an innocent man and use us as the tool.

James Bond: What business do you have with Elektra King?
Zukovsky: I thought it was *you* who was giving her the business.

Elektra King: You don't take "no" for an answer, do you?
James Bond: No
Elektra King: I hope you know how to ski, then.
James Bond: I came prepared for a cold reception.

James Bond: I thought you might enjoy one of these.
[gives Ms. Moneypenny a cigar]
Ms. Moneypenny: How romantic. I know exactly where to put that.
[throws the cigar in the garbage]
James Bond: Oh Moneypenny, the story of our relationship: close, but no cigar.

Ms. Moneypenny: James! Have you brought me a souvenir from your trip? Chocolates? An engagement ring?

Julietta the Cigar Girl: Would you like to check my figures?
James Bond: Oh, I'm sure they're perfectly rounded.

James Bond: Expecting Davidov? He caught a bullet, instead of the plane.
Renard: You can't kill me, I'm already dead.
James Bond: Oh yeah, not dead enough for me.

[to Renard]
James Bond: I usually hate killing an unarmed man. Cold-blooded murder is a filthy business.

Dr. Christmas Jones: Who are you?
James Bond: I work for the British Government.

Dr. Christmas Jones: So you're a spy. Do you have a name?
James Bond: The name's Bond...
[shoots the gas jet]
James Bond: James Bond.

Renard: No hard feelings, Mr. Bond, but we're even. Soon, you'll feel nothing at all.

Lachaise: I'm giving you the opportunity to walk out with the money, Mr. Bond.
James Bond: I'm giving you the opportunity to walk out with your life.

[A helicopter slices Bond's BMW in half]
James Bond: Q's not gonna like this!

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