Ok, a sad looking guy walks into a bar with a suitcase. He sits down and opens the suitcase. To the bartender's surprise a small man steps out, he's only about 12 inches tall.
"WOW, look at that tiny man!" exclaims the bartender.
"yeah, well watch this" says the man sitting at the bar. He then pulls a small piano out of the suitcase and the 12 inch man starts playing the piano.
"WOW how did you get that 12 inch pianist?" asks the bartender in awe.
"Here you can keep this" says the man sadly as he pulls a genie's lamp out of the suitcase. The bartender rubs the lamp and wishes for a million bucks. Suddenly a genie pops out of the lamp and gives him a million male deer.
"Hey i said a million bucks as in money not bucks as in deer." The bartender says in anger.
"Sorry mate I'm a little hard of hearing and sorry mate I only do 1 wish." and with that he disappears into the lamp.
"Well, what's your problem?" The bartender asks the sad looking guy.
"well I didn't ask for a 12 inch pianist, did I?"