He said, "Oh no! We had better go ask how much it's gonna be." So he and his wife go up to the house and see the door open. They went inside and saw the golf ball and a broken glass bottle. A man walks up and says, "Thank you!"

So the husband said, "I'm sorry about the . . . " And the man interrupts, "Oh don't worry. I have to thank you for getting me out of the bottle. You see, I'm a genie. So you get one wish, she gets one, but you have to give me one."

The husband asks for $100 million. The man says, "Done." The wife asks for 80 exotic sports cars. Genie says, "Done. Now, my wish is to have sex with your wife because you know I've been locked up for so long."

They agreed, since they got all of that stuff. And so the man screws the guy's wife. When they're done, the man asks the wife, "How old is you husband?"

She answers, "33." And, t he man said, "And he still believes in genies?"