A Mancunian, A Scouser and a Rastafarian are all in the Maternity unit of the hospital waiting for their wives to give birth. All of a sudden the nurse runs out and says, "Gentlemen, we have good news and we have bad news. The Good news is that all of you are fathers of healthy, beautiful baby boys. The bad news is, we've mixed them all up, but as their fathers, we reckon you will be able to tell which baby is yours!".

At this, the Mancunian runs into the room the babies are kept in, grabs the black baby and hotfoots it out the door. Just as he gets to the door, the Rastafarian grabs him and says "listen man, its obvious that this is my baby!!!!!", to which the Blue replies...

"yes mate, i know, but one of the other two is a Scouser......!"