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A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost A
man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted
a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help
me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I
am." "You must be an Production Manager," said the balloonist. "I am," replied the woman, "How did you know?" "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help so far." The
woman below responded, "You must be a Producer." "I am," replied
the balloonist, "but how did you know?" "Well," said the woman,
"you don't know where you are or where you are going. You have risen to where
you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise which you have
no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you
are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow,
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