German
scientists dug 50 meters underground and discovered small pieces of copper. After
studying these pieces for a long time, Germany announced that the ancient Germans
25,000 years ago had a nation-wide telephone network.
Naturally, the British
government was not that easily impressed. They ordered their own scientists to
dig even deeper. 100 meters down, they found small pieces of glass, and they soon
announced that the ancient Brits 35,000 years ago already had a nation-wide fibre
net.
Israeli scientists were outraged. They dug 50, 100 and 200 meters underground,
but found absolutely nothing...
They concluded that the ancient Hebrews 55,000
years ago had cellular telephones.