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Sister
Catherine was asking all the Catholic school children in fourth grade what they
want to be when they grow up. Little Sheila said, "When I grow up, I want
to be a prostitute!" Sister Catherine's eyes grow wide and she barked, "What
did you say?!"
"A prostitute!" Sheila exclaimed. Sister Catherine
breathed a sight of relief and said "Whew! Thank God! I thought you said
'A Protestant'!"